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Leslie |
Rushing from the church, this priest neglects to remove his "secret weapon" for getting through years of confessional booth duty.
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I like this one clever thinking.
(Casey - May 10, 2006 04:51:39 PM)
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Leslie is the weiner! :) Nice work...
(Lane - May 12, 2006 12:52:23 AM)
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Nice, will you remember us?
(William - May 12, 2006 01:48:28 AM)
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hmmm....william....william...the names sounds familiar. if only i could put a face to it. :)
(love ya fosters!)
(Leslie - May 12, 2006 11:39:57 AM)
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thanks penny :)
(Leslie - May 12, 2006 11:40:36 AM)
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hey, congrats! I just barely got my connection up here in jordan so it was fun to see the POTW again.
(Brian - May 14, 2006 11:11:24 AM)
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Yo Brian...how's that treatin' you?
(Lane - May 14, 2006 10:35:10 PM)
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6.11 |
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Leslie |
Ten bucks says he's listening to Stairway to Heaven.
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well, you won either way, but i thought this quote was the best
(Anonymous - May 12, 2006 12:35:37 AM)
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5.74 |
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Jonathan |
Celibate lifestyle, lots of hiking, MP3 player, camelback, digital camera, sandals,...Lane, want a new job?
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Is someone bitter?
(William - May 10, 2006 12:09:27 AM)
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All in good fun ;-)
(Anonymous - May 10, 2006 08:43:41 AM)
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5.26 |
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Jonathan |
Off to the Nunnery for some Monk business.
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This caption would be funnier if it read: Off to the Nunnery for some Monk(ey) buesiness.
(Logan - May 11, 2006 04:22:55 PM)
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I was thinking the same thing!
(David - May 11, 2006 04:47:18 PM)
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I don't know, sometimes spelling the joke out too much will backfire.
(Jonathan - May 12, 2006 01:23:17 PM)
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I liked it how it was, for what it's worth...
(Lane - May 12, 2006 02:12:59 PM)
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5.26 |
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David |
After the horrible failure of the 2004 presidential elections, Ralph Nader (http://www.votenader.org) takes an altogether different road.
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ROTFLMAO
(Jason - May 8, 2006 07:40:52 PM)
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5.21 |
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Mike K |
2nd worst thing about being a monk:
A)Black cassock is toasty hot in the summertime
B)Daily chanting makes you bonkers
C)Mean kids that tease you and say your dress is pretty
D)FBI agents occassionly mistake you for Warren Jeffs and tackle you on concrete
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Is this a trick question? I thought the correct answer was "E) Vow of celibacy."
(Michelle - May 9, 2006 12:00:02 PM)
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Good point, I changed it to 2nd worst thing.
(Anonymous - May 9, 2006 01:06:15 PM)
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5.16 |
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dave |
It was a 24 tape regimen. Father John hoped this self-help series was going to work.
"Repeat the phrase: I do not like little boys..."
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Yikes!
(Sara - May 8, 2006 03:24:09 PM)
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5.11 |
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dave |
Black Sabbath never sounded so good!
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You are awake really early. What's your secret?
(Kylie - May 8, 2006 08:33:58 AM)
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I bet he/she was awake really late -- not early.
(Jonathan - May 8, 2006 10:49:12 AM)
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5.00 |
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Sara |
Father Thomas has always believed that a good workout balances the body and spirit, which is why he has dedicated most of his solitary time to perfecting his very own "Sweatin' to Gregorian'" stair stepping program. It's all the rage among the rest of the monks who have taken to mimicking his every move each morning in the monastary courtyard. Rumor has it that a video deal is in the works . . .
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5.00 |
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Leslie |
"Lovely, lovely. I've got holy grail mix in my pack, sacramental wine in my belly, and Creed in my ear.
I'm off!"
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4.95 |
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| 11 |
Sara |
Bernie's idea of "blending in with the locals " during his last backpacking trip across Europe . . .
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4.84 |
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Steve |
Catholicism for Dummies, Tape 1, Chapter 1, the Cassock, th e Alb, the Sandal. Your new Journey begins with a heavy load...
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Phenomenal caption.
(Jonathan - May 8, 2006 04:00:20 PM)
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20 |
4.75 |
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| 13 |
dave |
Father Matthew had a liberal interpretation of what was and was not included in his vow of silece.
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19 |
4.74 |
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Sara |
The good father maintained that one could only truly appreciate the benefits of silence and meditation if he or she also experienced and understood the opposite. His intellectual views were tolerated for a time, but as soon as his theory involved singing along, the monastary sent him packin'.
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4.74 |
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William |
If you think Angel's Landing is hard, try Monk's Landing. If you fall over the side, you end up in Hell....
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hell, yes, but only if your name is william and you keep ginger ale in your refrigerator.
(Leslie - May 10, 2006 11:06:21 PM)
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I'm lost...so only I'm going to hell? If that's the case, I'll start sinning twice a day! Remember the Alamo!
(William - May 11, 2006 03:43:13 PM)
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i won't forget to remember the alamo. you've reminded me a dozen times today alone. :)
(Leslie - May 11, 2006 07:45:12 PM)
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Well, when in Rome.....
(William - May 11, 2006 09:11:27 PM)
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LIke the Promise?!?
(Casey - May 12, 2006 01:05:53 PM)
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19 |
4.74 |
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| 16 |
Michael |
Thinking "I've almost made it. Just a few more steps to St. Bartholemue's statue. I will be able to add another knot to my belt. Four knots, the guys back home are going to be SO jealous."
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19 |
4.74 |
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| 17 |
Michael |
Monks don't have a lot of opportunity to express their fashion sense, but here we see a monk looking fabulas in the latest burkenstocks, and with a handbag from gucci!
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19 |
4.68 |
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| 18 |
Jonathan |
Book-on-tape Catechism, even with it's superb reviews, found success in only a few small markets.
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19 |
4.63 |
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Mike K |
Antonni THOUGHT he found the perfect solution to avoiding the tourist’s stupid questions. But, his plan backfired and now he has to contend with the constant laughter, pointing, and picture taking.
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19 |
4.63 |
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| 20 |
Mike K |
Elaine struggles to come up with a catchy narrative for the new Urban Cassock in the J. Peterman catalogue.
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19 |
4.42 |
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| 21 |
Casey |
"Back in black I hit the sack I"ve been gone I'm glad to be back" replied Farther Helferte.
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19 |
4.32 |
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| 22 |
dave |
Shoes or sandalls to church? What Would Jesus Do?
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4.16 |
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| 23 |
Sara |
Duh nuh nuh nahh nah "Dude looks like a LADY!" Duh nuh nuh nahh nah . . .
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3.89 |
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| 24 |
Dana |
Backpacking the streets of Tatooine was the perfect vacation for Emperor Palpatine. Lord Vader knows he needed a break from ruling the Empire.
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A "Star Wars" caption has almost achieved token status...interesting phenomenon.
(Lane - May 8, 2006 11:21:43 PM)
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19 |
3.89 |
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| 25 |
David |
Singing quietly to himself, Monty Python's "oh, I'm a lumberjack and I don't care..."
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19 |
3.84 |
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| 26 |
Jonathan |
Determined to improve his Latin, Father Flannigan immerses himself in Mexican Mariachi while performing his monastic duties.
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19 |
3.84 |
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| 27 |
Carol-Lyn |
I'm really loving these Birkenstocks! I wonder if they come in red?
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19 |
3.79 |
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| 28 |
Mike K |
"Silas! Come back here...I know you can hear me! What do you have in that backpack? Is that a detonator in your hand?!"
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19 |
3.74 |
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| 29 |
Jason |
Having just left the monastery, Father Thomas with his new liberated mind was already late for the "Peace through Ingnorance" protest. Where did he park the VW van?
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3.53 |
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May 8-14, 2006
