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Jill |
After having her eyes pecked out by flesh eating pidgeons, Amy invests in some beautiful new glass eyes!!
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pee funny.
(Leslie - May 15, 2006 11:50:17 PM)
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yeah, but do the cops buy it?
(William - May 16, 2006 12:28:18 AM)
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I just don't get it......Flesh eating pidgeons? Ok, it funny, but THIS is the BEST caption???????? Same question for the top 7, except for rapunzel, that was clever..... :(
(Jason - May 18, 2006 04:10:20 PM)
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Not everyone's sense of humor is the same as yours, my friend. Not sure what else to tell you.
(Lane - May 18, 2006 04:27:32 PM)
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Hmmmm. I guess everyone else is wrong.... :)
(Jason - May 18, 2006 05:16:28 PM)
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i'm with you jason. sometimes you have to stand up and tell people they don't know what funny is.
(dave - May 18, 2006 06:11:52 PM)
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Nice job, Jill. I guess it's fitting since you probably know Amy better than any of us. :)
(Lane - May 19, 2006 12:29:52 AM)
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I thought it was hilarious personally, my only 10 this week. Good work Jill, that's my girl!
(Amy M - May 19, 2006 12:44:11 PM)
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6.00 |
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Lane |
Having not received a text message in 30 min. (no service on Harney Peak), Amy's brain begins to implode...
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reading this caption reminds me of MI3. that horrible image has been burned into my mind.
(Leslie - May 17, 2006 10:31:32 PM)
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I'm on your heals.
(Jonathan - May 19, 2006 08:48:01 AM)
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ooooo, lane, i think this jonathan character is gently threatening you. :)
(Leslie - May 19, 2006 10:26:18 AM)
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Jon's family, so he can do that. :) All it takes is a couple bad weeks...
(Lane - May 19, 2006 10:33:53 AM)
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5.65 |
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Jonathan |
Feeling the chi of the mountain, Amy looks at Lane all Harney like.
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I thought this was pretty funny.
(Michael - May 19, 2006 10:06:49 AM)
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23 |
5.35 |
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| 4 |
dave |
A portrait was taken to mark this momentous occasion: Amy was let off the short bus without having to wear her helmet.
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23 |
5.22 |
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Mark |
Rapunzel was sure that having the prince climb up to the window using her hair as a rope would "hurt like the dickens" (her words) but was happy to find out that it actually felt "quite heavenly" (again, her words.)
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Now we know what rapunzel was doing up in the tower all those years......Nick at Nite!
(Jason - May 17, 2006 03:32:08 PM)
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23 |
5.17 |
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| 6 |
William |
“Ah Lane…I believe you! You don’t have to show me your poison ivy rash!”
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23 |
5.13 |
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Sara |
Another hiking trip with the "special" kids was enjoyed by all.
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this one made me laugh the most....good job. wish it would have done better
(Jason - May 18, 2006 05:17:53 PM)
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5.04 |
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Michael |
Amy turns around just in time to see the local nudist club come into the room.
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nudest...like the most nude?
(Anonymous - May 15, 2006 04:28:36 PM)
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And the spelling police anonymously helps another lost caption find its way to grammar perfection....
(Michael - May 15, 2006 04:45:01 PM)
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Is that like "Naked John" on Kings Peak? Now that's a pretty good strory.
(Brent - May 15, 2006 06:13:51 PM)
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It reminds me when I was coming around the bin on the way up to Half Dome. All the sudden we look up and there was some naked dude sitting by the river.
(Michael - May 16, 2006 09:51:03 AM)
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Just go to the Diamond Fork Hot Pots lots of drunk nudists up there. :)
(Casey - May 16, 2006 01:56:29 PM)
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not all of us are drunk.
(Anonymous - May 16, 2006 02:26:47 PM)
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Not all of us are nudists!
(William - May 16, 2006 02:43:26 PM)
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The funniest thing about it were the two girls who had started a conversation with the guy. Girl "So you are a nudist huh?" Guy "Yes, yes I am."
(Michael - May 16, 2006 03:27:43 PM)
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23 |
4.96 |
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| 9 |
Sara |
Once again, Amy dazzled us with her impression of a victim of the Petrificus Totalus spell.
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23 |
4.83 |
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Jason |
Amy accidentally walked into Lane's bath house changing room and all at once learned about "Shrinkage".
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Hmm... like when you jump in a freezing cold lake?
(Casey - May 15, 2006 05:05:13 PM)
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Like Laundry? :)
(Jason - May 16, 2006 09:51:47 AM)
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I think the real issue here is not the shrinkage but rather the fact that Lane has a bath house. :)
(Michelle - May 16, 2006 10:00:27 AM)
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What is this "Shrinkage" you talk about? Maybe he's just cutting back on the dew?
(William - May 16, 2006 10:29:21 AM)
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4.83 |
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Jonathan |
I guess they were all out of "I Love Lane" shirts.
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Check the DI......
(William - May 15, 2006 11:10:47 AM)
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Check what?
(Anonymous - May 15, 2006 11:20:14 AM)
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The DI (Deseret Industries) you know used goods. I already checked William, all they had was I love TV, I took what I could get.
(Amy M - May 15, 2006 11:26:26 AM)
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Ok, I'll give you mine.
(William - May 15, 2006 11:44:54 AM)
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They make Lane T-shirts too?? Now I can get something to match my Boxers....
(Jason - May 15, 2006 01:08:04 PM)
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Stop! :) Although it IS nice to be loved I guess...
(Lane - May 15, 2006 03:43:26 PM)
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And nothing says love like a pair of manties with your name on them, Lane. :)
(Michelle - May 15, 2006 03:47:21 PM)
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...or getting a J-walking ticket on Lovers Lane....OK, I'm done :)
(William - May 15, 2006 04:49:30 PM)
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23 |
4.78 |
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Jason |
During a overseas exchange visit, Amy was thrilled to learn that she had been chosen as the model for the "Typical American" exibit in the new European Union Wax Museum. Nicknamed "American TV Zombie", her figure quickly became the museum's most popular attraction.
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4.78 |
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Lane |
"You feel totally relaxed. That's it. Totally relaxed. Good. Now, slowly untie your..."
(SLAP) "Dude, what are you doing??"
"What? I just wanted to see if she'd really do it..."
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23 |
4.70 |
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Michelle |
Three double espresso shots and a bran muffin gave Amy the energy she need to keep up with the boys, but she neglected to consider the unpleasant side effects that would surely follow.
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Kind of reminds me of this.
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail91.html
(Michael - May 18, 2006 04:59:53 PM)
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23 |
4.70 |
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| 15 |
Lane |
The nightmare that was hiking Harney Peak did an abrupt 180 when Amy stumbled upon a TV at the top showing the latest episode of MTV's "The Real World".
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23 |
4.52 |
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| 16 |
Amy M |
Lane: "Uh guys, she's really starting to freak me out. I think we may have underestimated her fear of heights."
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23 |
4.48 |
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| 17 |
William |
Some people just can’t hold their Dew.
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23 |
4.48 |
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| 18 |
dave |
Amy may never know who thought a coat hook on that wall, at that level was a good idea.
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23 |
4.48 |
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| 19 |
Joel |
Once again proving that women can multitask, Amy shows off her cross-eyed knot tying trick.
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23 |
4.48 |
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| 20 |
William |
A true TV lover, Amy took part in her own reality show: “4 days with Jordan, Mike, and Lane.” She lost.
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23 |
4.43 |
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| 21 |
Jason |
"Ok, Ok, I'll make my Jenny McCarthy face ONE more time, then shut up about it!"
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23 |
4.39 |
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Carol-Lyn |
After finishing their tour of Rushmore, Lane, Mike and Jordan felt a change in the air as the clouds suddenly darkend and hid the sun. Just then, Amy turned to them, with crazed look in her eye and said, "Take me to your leader."
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4.30 |
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| 23 |
Jason |
"Oh don't worry, she'll snap out of it in a few minutes. She gets like this everytime someone mentions Matthew McConaughey."
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23 |
4.26 |
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| 24 |
Carol-Lyn |
When Lane, Mike and Jordan reached the sumit of Harney Peak, they found a sparce stone building standing alone. Inside the building, they found a government experiment gone horribly wrong ...
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MICHAEL HOPKINS just called me. He thought that I was the spelling/grammar police. (as if i was going to get after someone for spelling mistakes.) all i know is that when Mr. Hopkins recognizes spelling errors, there are problems.
(Anonymous - May 16, 2006 03:35:09 PM)
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23 |
4.26 |
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| 25 |
Logan |
Doctor Keller could hardly contain his laughter after Amy said "Well, doctor, it only huts when I go like this..."
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4.17 |
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| 26 |
Amy M |
This picture taken right after Lane attempted to make sure Amy had packed all necessary things.
"Did you pack some tampons just in case?"
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23 |
4.13 |
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Michelle |
Lane: "Wow, Mike. You were right. Her face DID freeze like that after I hit her on the back."
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23 |
4.04 |
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| 28 |
Mark |
“Holy crap!” Amy thought, “I bet these girdle straps have been hanging out from the bottom of my shirt this whole hike! What the? Do girdles even have straps?”
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23 |
4.00 |
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Michael |
After the most strenuous hike of her life, she went a little crazy when she saw someone pull out a snickers bar and ate it right in front of her. "I NEED SUGAR.......I need sugar...." She thought as she got ready to pounce.
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23 |
4.00 |
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| 30 |
Lane |
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23 |
3.96 |
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| 31 |
Jonathan |
"Amy, are you still trying to tie a knot in that cherry stem?"
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3.91 |
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Michael |
She finally thought a joke was funny so Lane took a picture. She catches her breath and sighs "I would give that one a 10."
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3.87 |
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Mark |
Even after scrambling her way up all 7442 feet of Harney Peak, Amy still couldn’t wipe that silly look off of her face that had been on it ever since realizing that she got the last of the pink back-packs during the Mother’s Day (2005) sale at Wal-Mart.
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23 |
3.83 |
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| 34 |
Jeff T |
The shirt says it all.
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23 |
3.61 |
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| 35 |
Michael |
Amy wanted to wear something appropriate for the birth of TV museum tour.
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3.57 |
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| 36 |
Amy M |
The jedi master of being photogenic does it again...
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23 |
3.39 |
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| 37 |
Jonathan |
Amy the caption nazi feels the payback when she finds herself as the Monday morning POTW bullseye, donning a b-rated novelty shirt.
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3.30 |
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William |
Amy goes into a trance once she finds out that she can’t vote this week (due to being in the middle of nowhere) and wonders ”Will Samela jump my 0 claim?”
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3.26 |
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| 39 |
Amy M |
While thoughts of chasing antelope danced in her head...
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Chasing antelope never works.
http://audio.wbez.org/tal/80.m3u
(Michael - May 18, 2006 06:18:21 PM)
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3.26 |
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| 40 |
David |
Did someone say Eric Gagne? I just love Eric Gagne!
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Someone knows me all too well, this is the exact face I would make standing in my beloved Eric Serge Gagne's presence, then I'd turn straight to petting him.
(Amy M - May 15, 2006 01:47:41 PM)
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What are you? Canadian?
(Michael - May 17, 2006 05:07:15 PM)
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i will never fully understand POTW. how is this currently in last place? no need to explain. it is mostly a rhetorical question.
(Leslie - May 17, 2006 10:28:05 PM)
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It is simple really. No one really watches baseball. Most didn't know her well enough to get the joke.
(Michael - May 18, 2006 09:23:34 AM)
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Inside jokes have their place, but they will usually get hammered in the voting. Rule of thumb...if you leave an inside joke caption, you better leave at least ONE non-inside joke cap. :)
(Lane - May 18, 2006 10:04:07 AM)
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This is no inside joke, everyone knows I love Eric Gagne, it's common knowledge. Boo and Hiss to everyone who bombed this.
(Amy M - May 18, 2006 10:23:26 AM)
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HMM. I didn't know you loved him. I had to google to find out who he was.
(Michael - May 18, 2006 10:28:37 AM)
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who is he?
(Julie H - May 18, 2006 02:13:39 PM)
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He is a pitcher for the LA Dodgers, likely the best closer/saver ever. He had 84 closed games in a row without ever blowing one.
(Amy M - May 18, 2006 03:33:56 PM)
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That is definately a good reason to pet someone.
(Michael - May 18, 2006 03:49:00 PM)
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23 |
2.96 |
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| 41 |
Jill |
Hypnotized, Amy does what she is told!!!
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2.91 |
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| 42 |
Steve |
This is the exact spot where Ted bundy was shot?
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Ted Bundy was shot?
(Jason - May 16, 2006 03:04:18 PM)
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2.50 |
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