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May 22-28, 2006
Week 7 of 13 | Contest 5

Photo Info: This is a picture of Jordan, also taken on our South Dakota trip, along some wildlife road in Custer State Park. I believe Jordan was going to attempt to ride one of the donkeys. :)

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Lane Pollock

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Lane Jordan ends his pommel donkey routine with a perfect dismount. Add a Comment View Comments» (6) 23 6.48 -
2 Michelle "Hey guys! Look at the size of these pinatas! I bet there's TONS of candy in there!" Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 23 6.35 -
3 Leslie When a certain gentleman asked Julie's father for her hand in marriage, Brother Harker simply replied, "Julie is an eight donkey wife."

Jordy Lingo gallantly rose to the challenge. Add a Comment View Comments» (2)
23 5.61 -
4 Casey Jordan carefully feels his way around in attempt to pin the tail on the Donkey! Add a Comment 23 5.35 -
5 Leslie Everyone on the road trip picked a special place to carve their initials... Add a Comment 23 5.30 -
6 Brent This family of 4 donkeys gets out of the car to try to get the crazy human out of the road.
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23 5.22 -
7 Jonathan It gets ugly when minutemen clash with illegal immigrant burros. Add a Comment 23 5.17 -
8 Lane Jordan, a devout Republican, hadn't gotten this worked up since the death of Ronald Reagan... Add a Comment 23 5.17 -
9 Ryan Vaction Fun Tip #48: Shampoo the local wildlife. Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 23 5.04 -
10 Michelle They were no AAA, but Jordan was still glad when the Roadside Assistance Donkeys came to help out when his car broke down. Add a Comment 23 5.00 -
11 Mark Isometric exercise is a form of exercise in which the muscles flex and hold a stationary position. The exercises are typically performed against an immovable surface - for example, a wall or a donkey. (Brown, D. "Isometric Exercise and You." New York: Simon and Schuster, 2004) Add a Comment View Comments» (8) 23 4.96 -
12 Lane If Mike had known about the "donkey incident" in which Jordan's grandma was tragically killed...he never would have stopped the vehicle... Add a Comment 23 4.91 -
13 Michelle With no food around for miles, hungry Jordan prays more fervently than ever before in his life: "Please turn this donkey into a corndog...please turn this donkey into a corndog..." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 4.78 -
14 Ryan Sure, his new ride smelled bad, but Jordan couldn't beat the mileage. Heck, half the time his donkey made its OWN gas! Add a Comment 23 4.78 -
15 William Jordan proves to Mike just how tough he karate chopping this donkey Add a Comment 23 4.74 -
16 Brent "Please sir, I'm not a donkey, I'm a real boy!" Add a Comment 23 4.74 -
17 Jason After years of low self-esteem and humiliation, Jordan would violently attack anything that appeared to have "more manliness" than himself. Add a Comment 23 4.61 -
18 Jonathan With a BA in family relations from BYU, Jordan struggles to find steady work, and tries his hand at product testing for Claritin. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 4.61 -
19 Lane Jordan: "Dang...I could make a big ass fur coat from all this..." Add a Comment 23 4.57 -
20 Brian Jordan's unique therapeutic massage could keep a mule going for YEARS.
"You guide me, donkey. you guide me."
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23 4.52 -
21 Jason It had been a great Mexican vacation until just before the mule ride, when that feeling hit. Jordan knew he should have packed the Amodium AD! He wasn't going to make it...oh no! Curse that tapwater! Add a Comment 23 4.48 -
22 Michael Jordan was skeptical but his craving for a Carl's Jr. ice cream shake got the best of him and he just had to give it a try. (Shake that thang, comma comma, shake that thang..) Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 4.43 -
23 Jason A discretely snapped photo of "The Donkey Whisperer" making a house call. In this case, he reported that the donkey was desirous of more carrots. Add a Comment 23 4.39 -
24 Mark Excited for this year’s donkey hunt and with his semi-automatic already loaded into the trunk, Jordan strains to “compress” one of his donkey decoys in an effort to fit all 4 of them into the back seat of his sedan. Sadly, he ended up only fitting 3 in. :-( Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 23 4.35 -
25 Jason It took Jordan quite a while to recover after the animal kicked him right in the jewels. He learned the hard way to NEVER try that with a wild donkey again. Add a Comment 23 4.30 -
26 Brent "And what a roll by Lane Pollock, now we come to Jordan Hall, who needs to roll this donkey 264 feet to win the title..." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 4.30 -
27 Michelle Jordan's always trying to get his hands on a nice piece of ass. Add a Comment 23 4.26 -
28 Joel Man in the car: "Hey buddy, stop riding my ass." Add a Comment 23 4.22 -
29 Jonathan I told you Jordan has a hairy ass. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 4.17 -
30 Mark Like its distant cousin the electric eel, the electric donkey shocks its prey with up to 850 volts. Here one is seen subduing an unsuspecting tourist, just prior to delivering a savage “death bite” to the poor mans neck. Although the tourist has skinny legs, the donkey will undoubtedly feed on him for weeks, leaving just bones and probably those blue socks. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 4.09 -
31 Michael There isn't a lot to do in South Dakota but when Jordan saw the donkeys he declared "When in rome!" and preceeded to ass tip. Add a Comment 23 4.04 -
32 Jill The most annoying thing about a breakup is that everything reminds you of your ex. I'm reminded of him in this picture because he too is hairy, dumb, and an ass!!! Add a Comment 23 3.96 -
33 Michael Jordy loves petting zoos. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 23 3.43 -
34 Jonathan It would take the United Way crew a long time to get Jordan calmed down and back in the car; they just knew they had to hurry before he wet himself. Add a Comment 23 3.39 -
35 Michael After seeing what the evil one did to his friends. Jordan acts quickly and puts his hands on Lane and starts "In the name of..." Add a Comment 23 3.39 -
36 William Jordan has a relapse of his crazy Donkey Kong addiction. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 23 3.39 -
37 Brent Jordan apparently is the only former occupant of the car not assuming something. Add a Comment View Comments» (10) 23 3.39 -
38 dave Even if I take 3 loads, I'm still not going to fit all of these in my car. I knew i should have bought truck. Add a Comment 23 3.39 -
39 Mark Unable to get to his door, directionally challenged Jordan attempts to push the donkey to the side, but instead unsuccessfully pushes him toward the ground. Add a Comment 23 3.35 -
40 Casey One jackass trying to ride another jackass! Add a Comment 23 3.26 -
41 Jill Get your ASS out of my freaking way!!! Add a Comment 23 3.17 -
42 dave Count the asses -- I see 4! Add a Comment View Comments» (9) 23 2.65 -
43 David Jordan gets ready to mount yet another hairy ass. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 23 2.48 -