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May 29-June 4, 2006
Week 8 of 13 | Contest 5

Photo Info: This is an upload from Brian, who is currently studying Arabic in Jordan. The image is entitled hugespamthing.jpg. :)

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Jason Elessar

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Jason For years, Brian's best friend was Ron, his can of spam buddy. They would go to the movies, go on bike rides, and talk for hours. Eventually, the relationship got more serious. Add a Comment View Comments» (4) 21 6.81 -
2 Michelle At first Brian thought having a stalker was simply an annoyance, but he really started freaking out when she mailed him the fat removed during her liposuction. Add a Comment View Comments» (10) 21 6.62 -
3 Sara Brian hoped that this year's corporate Christmas gift was not a reflection of his value to the company. Add a Comment View Comments» (7) 21 6.62 -
4 Lane Brian's Fear Factor performance thus far had been flawless..."The $50,000 is almost mine! All I have to do is eat what's under this hard could it b..." Add a Comment 21 6.05 -
5 Michelle He thought he'd followed the directions perfectly, but clearly something had gone wrong with Brian's "Clone Yourself at Home in 5 Simple Steps" kit. Add a Comment 21 5.52 -
6 Steve There! Hey honey, are you done with the au gratin potatoes? We need to deliver this dinner to the Parkers by 5:00 Add a Comment 22 5.50 -
7 Jonathan Until Brian makes some real progress with his Arabic, he will have to rely on pictures when grocery shopping. Add a Comment 21 5.38 -
8 Sara Brian's "harmless" love for lil' smokies had evolved into an obsession for meat by-products that none of us could really understand . . . the stronger his fascination grew, the larger the manifestation of the meat. Add a Comment 21 5.29 -
9 Jonathan When the FBI agents came looking for Brian's missing room mate, Brian offered them a bit of his home-made pâté. Add a Comment 21 5.19 -
10 Jason And now after a wave of my magic wand you will see that the rabbit is no longer under........what the......?!!!!! Add a Comment 21 5.10 -
11 Michael Suddenly Brian realizes that quantity doesn't always mean quality. Add a Comment 21 5.05 -
12 Jonathan Brian finds a lot of spam in his mailbox after a four-day weekend. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 21 5.00 -
13 Lane A SPAM-Ku:

I slide off the can
It's horrific, slimy, pink...
Then mesmerizing. Add a Comment View Comments» (1)
21 4.86 -
14 Brian Life in the Middle East tip #43: Never buy beef from a Hindu, or pork from a Muslim. Add a Comment 21 4.81 -
15 Brian I was hungry at the hunger banquet, but not that hungry. Add a Comment 21 4.71 -
16 Jill I don't think lime Jell-o is supposed to look like that. I must have messed up the recipe somehow! Add a Comment 21 4.67 -
17 Michelle It was half the price of the other canned meats, but there was just something not quite right about the Sweeney Todd-brand... Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 21 4.62 -
18 Michael "Waste not, want not" doesn't mean anything when you, "want not." Add a Comment 21 4.57 -
19 Michael Brian didn't know he was an emotional eater until his girlfriend of 5 years broke up with him. After that, his food budget went through the roof. Add a Comment 21 4.48 -
20 Jason The earth boy was now completely under his control. The creature's plan was unfolding perfectly. Add a Comment 21 4.43 -
21 Jonathan Brian's cat is bigger than most. Add a Comment 21 4.38 -
22 Michelle "What's wrong, Brian?"
"I think I see a hoof." Add a Comment
21 4.33 -
23 Brian Put it back on! PUT IT BACK ON! Add a Comment 21 4.29 -
24 Dana No longer could he resist the voice in his head . . . "If you mold it, they will come." Add a Comment 21 4.29 -
25 Brian Brian is shocked as he reads over the ingredients: Sodium A, Sodium B, Sodium Z, Pork Tumors, Petrolium Jelly, Used Condoms... Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 21 4.19 -
26 Jill The first one to eat THAT wins? Maybe that sweet pack of pokemon cards isn't worth it after all! Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 21 4.19 -
27 Jason It's People! It's People!!!!! Add a Comment View Comments» (4) 21 4.14 -
28 Sara This exhibit is from Brian's series on biology as art: Things That Coagulate. Add a Comment 21 4.10 -
29 Mark Sure it was a lot of "food", but Brian was having second thoughts about spending 7 Dinar 380 Fil on his dinner. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 21 3.90 -
30 Ryan Writing on shirt: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..." Add a Comment 22 3.86 -
31 Lane Now we know what Amy was looking at on Harney Peak... Add a Comment 21 3.81 -
32 Lane SPAM: Shamelessly Producing Artificial Meat. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 21 3.76 -
33 Michael "Brian-- You'd better clean that plate!" Add a Comment 21 3.52 -
34 Leslie Plagued with memories from home, Brian frequently awakens in the middle of the night to find himself engaged in an exciting game of Liar's Dice. Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 21 3.48 -
35 Jordan H Brian only travels to places that have an affinity for "Spam like" meats. Add a Comment 22 3.09 -
36 Joel Is this somehow connected to Brian's first photo of the week (Pig in Hawaii)? Add a Comment 21 2.62 -