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Jason |
For years, Brian's best friend was Ron, his can of spam buddy. They would go to the movies, go on bike rides, and talk for hours. Eventually, the relationship got more serious.
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This gets my funny bone.
(Jonathan - May 30, 2006 10:27:53 AM)
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Quite the race between these top 2 caps...has flip-flopped a bunch of times...
(Lane - Jun 1, 2006 04:26:24 PM)
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Yea! But I can't believe this won!
(Jason - Jun 2, 2006 09:08:23 AM)
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Nice work, Jason. I guess the POTW membership as a whole is a more twisted bunch than might be expected. :)
(Lane - Jun 2, 2006 09:54:09 AM)
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6.81 |
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Michelle |
At first Brian thought having a stalker was simply an annoyance, but he really started freaking out when she mailed him the fat removed during her liposuction.
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no you didn't just go there!! wow. pretty disgusting...but, funny though. =)
(Mike K - May 30, 2006 03:36:29 PM)
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well van gogh thought is was romantic.....
(Leslie - May 30, 2006 03:52:17 PM)
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it, sorry. :(
(Leslie - May 30, 2006 03:54:47 PM)
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Good one. I was thinking of some kind of liposuction caption but couldn't find a funny way to work it in. Good Job.
(Jason - May 30, 2006 05:01:24 PM)
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But the freak out didn't last that long when he thought of how she might look now without those extra pounds.
(Michael - May 30, 2006 05:12:26 PM)
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At this point I don't know what's more disturbing: the thought of receiving fat in the mail or the fact that Michael was able to find a bright side to receiving fat in the mail. :)
(Michelle - May 31, 2006 10:49:18 AM)
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What is disturbing about looking on the bright side? If life gives you lemons you make lemonade right? (Or in this case, I guess you could make soap. (Has anyone seen Fight Club?))
(Michael - May 31, 2006 05:22:18 PM)
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you're killin' me mike! :D
(Mike K - May 31, 2006 05:40:04 PM)
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fight club good movie
(Casey - Jun 1, 2006 12:09:20 PM)
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It's good to see a sick-twisted-freak caption do well. Job security for all of those psychotictherapists on TV.
(Jonathan - Jun 2, 2006 08:59:21 AM)
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6.62 |
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Sara |
Brian hoped that this year's corporate Christmas gift was not a reflection of his value to the company.
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Lightbridge employee perhaps?
(Jason - May 31, 2006 09:22:27 AM)
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Nice job, Sara. Remind me who you are again? :)
(Lane - Jun 2, 2006 10:03:47 AM)
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Thanks, Lane. I'm a bit bummed that Jason edged me out on this one, but I can't complain, 'cause his caption was one of my favorite this week and since we're cubicle neighbors I consider it somewhat of a joint victory. ;)
Jason, Mark, Chad and I work together. We can all thank Chad for getting us involved with POTW. I think Chad's brother is Christian . . . ? Anyway, that's how we all got on the site, and we rather enjoy it. It brings moments of laughter, intrigue, and occasionally perplexity to our tedious work days . . . all thanks to you. :)
(Sara - Jun 2, 2006 11:12:09 AM)
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Ahh, that's right. You guys need to dig deep into your photo collections and upload some stuff...everyone needs a turn on the chopping block. :)
(Lane - Jun 2, 2006 01:49:25 PM)
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:) That is Lane's way of saying "I would like to see what you look like." :)
(Michael - Jun 2, 2006 03:56:26 PM)
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and we all want to see the stalker after her lipo surgery!
(Mike K - Jun 2, 2006 05:04:11 PM)
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LOL. Good catch Michael.
(Jason - Jun 2, 2006 10:36:45 PM)
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21 |
6.62 |
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| 4 |
Lane |
Brian's Fear Factor performance thus far had been flawless..."The $50,000 is almost mine! All I have to do is eat what's under this can...how hard could it b..."
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6.05 |
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Michelle |
He thought he'd followed the directions perfectly, but clearly something had gone wrong with Brian's "Clone Yourself at Home in 5 Simple Steps" kit.
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5.52 |
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Steve |
There! Hey honey, are you done with the au gratin potatoes? We need to deliver this dinner to the Parkers by 5:00
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5.50 |
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Jonathan |
Until Brian makes some real progress with his Arabic, he will have to rely on pictures when grocery shopping.
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5.38 |
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Sara |
Brian's "harmless" love for lil' smokies had evolved into an obsession for meat by-products that none of us could really understand . . . the stronger his fascination grew, the larger the manifestation of the meat.
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5.29 |
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Jonathan |
When the FBI agents came looking for Brian's missing room mate, Brian offered them a bit of his home-made pâté.
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5.19 |
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| 10 |
Jason |
And now after a wave of my magic wand you will see that the rabbit is no longer under........what the......?!!!!!
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5.10 |
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| 11 |
Michael |
Suddenly Brian realizes that quantity doesn't always mean quality.
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5.05 |
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| 12 |
Jonathan |
Brian finds a lot of spam in his mailbox after a four-day weekend.
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This one was my favorite...very clever. Surprised it didn't do better...
(Lane - Jun 2, 2006 09:55:51 AM)
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Me too. I gave it a big ol' 10
(Michael - Jun 2, 2006 11:42:12 AM)
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5.00 |
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Lane |
A SPAM-Ku:
I slide off the can
It's horrific, slimy, pink...
Then mesmerizing.
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It brought tears to my eyes! I love a person who appreciates the 5-7-5 syllable pattern of a haiku! Beautiful, just beautiful.
(Jill - Jun 1, 2006 11:32:49 AM)
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4.86 |
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| 14 |
Brian |
Life in the Middle East tip #43: Never buy beef from a Hindu, or pork from a Muslim.
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21 |
4.81 |
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| 15 |
Brian |
I was hungry at the hunger banquet, but not that hungry.
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4.71 |
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| 16 |
Jill |
I don't think lime Jell-o is supposed to look like that. I must have messed up the recipe somehow!
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4.67 |
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Michelle |
It was half the price of the other canned meats, but there was just something not quite right about the Sweeney Todd-brand...
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leslie?
(Brian - May 30, 2006 12:46:17 PM)
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i do like a good musical :)
(Leslie - May 30, 2006 03:55:22 PM)
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21 |
4.62 |
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| 18 |
Michael |
"Waste not, want not" doesn't mean anything when you, "want not."
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4.57 |
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| 19 |
Michael |
Brian didn't know he was an emotional eater until his girlfriend of 5 years broke up with him. After that, his food budget went through the roof.
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4.48 |
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Jason |
The earth boy was now completely under his control. The creature's plan was unfolding perfectly.
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4.43 |
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| 21 |
Jonathan |
Brian's cat is bigger than most.
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4.38 |
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| 22 |
Michelle |
"What's wrong, Brian?"
"I think I see a hoof."
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4.33 |
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| 23 |
Brian |
Put it back on! PUT IT BACK ON!
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21 |
4.29 |
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| 24 |
Dana |
No longer could he resist the voice in his head . . . "If you mold it, they will come."
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4.29 |
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Brian |
Brian is shocked as he reads over the ingredients: Sodium A, Sodium B, Sodium Z, Pork Tumors, Petrolium Jelly, Used Condoms...
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This one was just too disgusting to be funny.
(Mark - May 31, 2006 04:00:06 PM)
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4.19 |
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Jill |
The first one to eat THAT wins? Maybe that sweet pack of pokemon cards isn't worth it after all!
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I wonder what would be worth it? Anything?
(Michael - May 31, 2006 11:33:02 PM)
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i don't know........I think the pokemon cards would be worth it. Either that or a my little pony collectable!
(Jill - Jun 1, 2006 11:31:09 AM)
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4.19 |
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Jason |
It's People! It's People!!!!!
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Soylent Green?
(Amy M - May 30, 2006 12:03:13 PM)
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Yes. Aparently we are the only ones who know about Soylent Green.
(Jason - Jun 1, 2006 12:18:05 PM)
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I knew about it and gave it an 8. I loved this one.
(Brian - Jun 1, 2006 12:22:51 PM)
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I didn't know about it until my friend told me. I thought it was funny then and gave it a 7. Its risky refering to a movie or tv show.
(Michael - Jun 1, 2006 01:05:15 PM)
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4.14 |
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| 28 |
Sara |
This exhibit is from Brian's series on biology as art: Things That Coagulate.
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4.10 |
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| 29 |
Mark |
Sure it was a lot of "food", but Brian was having second thoughts about spending 7 Dinar 380 Fil on his dinner.
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someone did their research!
(Brian - May 30, 2006 10:28:09 PM)
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3.90 |
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| 30 |
Ryan |
Writing on shirt: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."
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3.86 |
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| 31 |
Lane |
Now we know what Amy was looking at on Harney Peak...
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3.81 |
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| 32 |
Lane |
SPAM: Shamelessly Producing Artificial Meat.
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gasp! lane finished in the bottom 5???
(Mike K - Jun 2, 2006 05:05:32 PM)
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Why do you think I write 4 every week? :)
(Lane - Jun 2, 2006 05:59:42 PM)
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21 |
3.76 |
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| 33 |
Michael |
"Brian-- You'd better clean that plate!"
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3.52 |
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| 34 |
Leslie |
Plagued with memories from home, Brian frequently awakens in the middle of the night to find himself engaged in an exciting game of Liar's Dice.
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Liar's Meat anyone?
(William - May 30, 2006 12:04:36 AM)
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Meat? what does this have to do with meat? :)
(Brian - May 30, 2006 08:58:35 AM)
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this is a crying shame right here. We can blame all the unfortunate souls not involved in game night for this one's performance. This really was one of my favorites.
(Brian - Jun 2, 2006 04:03:55 AM)
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21 |
3.48 |
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| 35 |
Jordan H |
Brian only travels to places that have an affinity for "Spam like" meats.
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3.09 |
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| 36 |
Joel |
Is this somehow connected to Brian's first photo of the week (Pig in Hawaii)?
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2.62 |
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May 29-June 4, 2006
