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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Sara |
William: What? Come on, I'm just kidding . . .
Leslie: I know, but you're making me uncomfortable.
William: Why? X-Ray glasses aren't even real . . .
Leslie: Then look at my face when you're talking to me. MY FACE!
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(3)
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LOL. :)
(Jason - Jun 12, 2006 04:43:07 PM)
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You again?? J/K Congrats...it's a contest...hope I have enough gas left in the tank. :)
(Lane - Jun 16, 2006 01:32:02 AM)
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Yessss! I'd like to take a moment to recognize those that made this possible: Mark, for being such a good sport and a die hard POTW stats analyst (Lane, if only you knew); Jason, for his diligent but so far unsuccessful attempts to try to guess which captions are mine; and to work, for a slow day on Monday, which afforded me the opportunity to come up with this fine caption. :)
(Sara - Jun 16, 2006 09:28:58 AM)
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24 |
6.75 |
- |
| 2 |
Mark |
Leslie: I mean it! I think something just bit me on the shoulder! Why don't you ever take me seriously?
William: Tell me again what you think bit you.
Leslie: An alligator.
William: That's why.
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(5)
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Everyone knows Alligators only bite ankles...Duh!
(Jason - Jun 14, 2006 05:23:14 PM)
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In the last 2 weeks, I've had 3 2nd place finishes. Always a bridesmade, never a bride, I guess.
(Mark - Jun 16, 2006 10:09:29 AM)
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Crap. I meant bridesmaid.
(Mark - Jun 16, 2006 10:10:20 AM)
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How well do you know Leslie? - I thought you nailed it on this one!
(William - Jun 16, 2006 10:17:12 AM)
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:-) I don't know Leslie, but it sounded like something a girl would say (although maybe slightly exaggerated)
(Mark - Jun 16, 2006 10:31:52 AM)
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24 |
5.71 |
- |
| 3 |
Joshua |
Get your "Strong Pose William" Action Figure Today ("Wet Angry Leslie Doll" Not Included)
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24 |
5.38 |
- |
| 4 |
Chad |
William and Leslie argue over who gets to keep the 1 foot tall pygmy backpacker they found near the waterfall.
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24 |
5.33 |
- |
| 5 |
William |
“I’m not trying to be your mother Leslie, but that’s why I told you to pee while we were in the deeper water!”
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24 |
5.17 |
- |
| 6 |
Leslie |
"i just don't understand why you repeatedly insist on snapping my bra strap, especially after I told you that my shoulders are sunburned."
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(1)
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Well, I guess I can try for third place this week. What's your secret?
(Jason - Jun 12, 2006 03:03:20 PM)
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24 |
5.12 |
- |
| 7 |
Casey |
"William, i'm late..."
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(2)
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I keep telling her to get a watch...
(William - Jun 12, 2006 08:38:05 AM)
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This caption is exponentially more funny with William's comment.
(Jonathan - Jun 14, 2006 03:30:46 PM)
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24 |
4.79 |
- |
| 8 |
Lane |
"What's my problem? WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?? When you said 'subway' I thought you meant we were going to New York City!"
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24 |
4.79 |
- |
| 9 |
Mark |
Leslie: Get that life vest out of your suitcase, you said. And what's with these water wings? you said. There's no water where we're going, you said. Well, smarty-pants, what in the crap do you call this stuff I'm standing in? If I fall down and drown...
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24 |
4.79 |
- |
| 10 |
Sara |
I can't believe you just said that! I do NOT have back fat!
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(3)
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is this Leslie or William talking?
(William - Jun 12, 2006 02:38:39 PM)
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No fair. I can't compete with captions this good.
(Jason - Jun 12, 2006 03:02:14 PM)
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Are you kiddin' me? Did you not *win* the week before last? Quit yer complainin.' :p
(Sara - Jun 12, 2006 03:26:14 PM)
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24 |
4.67 |
- |
| 11 |
David |
Les quit your whining. Maybe you can mask your wet shorts by sitting in the water.
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24 |
4.62 |
- |
| 12 |
Amber |
Leslie: So, you're telling me you actually keep track of THAT?
William: Well, yeah, it seems like a logical thing to do.
Leslie: Oh, right, waaaay logical! Out of all the dates to remember and plug into your little palm pilot thingy, you put THAT in and set an alarm for it!
William's thoughts: Well, NOW I've learned to (1.) have an emergency chocolate supply on hand and (2.) NEVER tell a girl I know it's "that time of the month." Next time, just stay way...leave the chocolate and back up slowly.
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(1)
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lol - I wish...I can't even track my own cycle!
(William - Jun 13, 2006 09:40:33 PM)
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24 |
4.62 |
- |
| 13 |
Jason |
Leslie learned the hard way not to make fun of William's muscle shirt or his "Big Guns", as he called them.
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24 |
4.54 |
- |
| 14 |
David |
When love is in trouble, even the rocks weep.
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24 |
4.42 |
- |
| 15 |
Sara |
Leslie, to herself: "Check out that butt . . . I could look at that all day . . . man, I would lov . . ."
William, suddenly: "Hey . . . you're not looking at my butt again, are you? "
Leslie: "Wha! Huh, who . . . me? No way . . . phhh! Not even! Technically I can't even see it from here."
William: "You were! You were totally scopin' my butt! . . . Bum lookah."
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24 |
4.42 |
- |
| 16 |
Kylie |
"It's called 'King of the Hill,' Will. I have the flag and I'm on higher ground."
"Flag?! Give me my swim trunks now or I'll give you a real dead arm!"
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24 |
4.33 |
- |
| 17 |
Daniel |
I think the park rangers just flushed...
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24 |
4.29 |
- |
| 18 |
Sommer |
Carry you?!!?!
Yes, I told you my shoulder hurts, and I can't walk any further.
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24 |
4.25 |
- |
| 19 |
Mark |
William: I never said that you looked bad in that swimming suit. All I said was that you didn't look good in it.
Leslie, preparing to back-hand him: I think there's a mosquito on your nose. Come closer.
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24 |
4.25 |
- |
| 20 |
Jason |
Leslie: "I told you that Kayak was a stupid waste of money!"
William: "Maybe we should've read the instructions...."
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24 |
4.21 |
- |
| 21 |
Michael |
"Quit looking at me like that. You know how I get when I'm moist."
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24 |
4.12 |
- |
| 22 |
Michael |
"Oh Yes Leslie, I CAN quit you!"
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24 |
4.12 |
- |
| 23 |
Sara |
Serously! Quit leap-froggin' me off the falls!
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24 |
4.08 |
- |
| 24 |
Lane |
If looks could cause arthritis.
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24 |
4.00 |
- |
| 25 |
Michael |
"Quit trying to use the force on me, William, it isn't going fix my shoulder."
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Yeah, you'd need Mr. Miyagi to do that.
(Brent - Jun 12, 2006 11:36:12 PM)
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24 |
3.96 |
- |
| 26 |
Marc |
William (ala Saturday's Warrior): Will you wait for me?
Leslie (in a sing-song voice...you know the tune): Will I WAAAYT for you?!? Why Willie you ought to be ahhhSHAAAAMed of yourself...I've stood here through it all...through thick and thin and rain and snow and ice...and now you're questioning my inTEGrity???
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25 |
3.92 |
- |
| 27 |
Jason |
Survivor 2008:
Things got really heated during the obstacle course challenge when Will and Leslie got into a fight over whose skin was more "pasty-white".
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24 |
3.88 |
- |
| 28 |
Mark |
Leslie: I'm not going to ask you again. Get me down from here!
William: Make me!
Leslie: I don't make trash, I burn it.
William: What? You're such a child!
Leslie: I know you are but what am I?
William: I have no comeback for that. Well, I had one - when I was SEVEN!
Leslie: Up your nose with a rubber hose.
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24 |
3.88 |
- |
| 29 |
William |
One more crack about my white, scrawny legs Leslie and I’m going to send you to the Moon!
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24 |
3.83 |
- |
| 30 |
Casey |
William: "Leslie I want to marry you!"
Leslie: "No William Just cause you want to go join some church that tells you that you can marry more then one wife"
William: "But come on It is part of my plan to catch Warren Jeffs."
Leslie: "We split the money 50/50, and no drinking, or sex!"
William: *Scowls in disappointment*
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24 |
3.79 |
- |
| 31 |
Lane |
"...my feet are blistered, there's sand in my hair, I...what the? What on Earth? Did you just give me the cold shoulder?"
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24 |
3.71 |
- |
| 32 |
Daniel |
Bill, you said that if I stood here and looked at you, I would become a princess...
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24 |
3.67 |
- |
| 33 |
Daniel |
Wow that is one life like statue of Leslie.
Nice water feature...
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24 |
3.62 |
- |
| 34 |
Lane |
It's time to play..."Married or Not Married"
Leslie: "Bring that smug face a little closer so I can SMACK it!"
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24 |
3.62 |
- |
| 35 |
Morgan |
Marry you? Are you crazy?!!!
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24 |
3.62 |
- |
| 36 |
Jill |
Leslie: I thought you said if I jumped, you'd catch me. Well, now I've jumped and fallen, and my shoulder is killing me!
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24 |
3.62 |
- |
| 37 |
Jill |
Leslie: I told you we were going the wrong way!!! Why do you have to be so damn stubborn and not stop for directions?
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24 |
3.46 |
- |
| 38 |
Brent |
Why am I whining! William you know I am my softball teams leading southpaw, and I pitched a complete game last night.
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i am a lefty!
(Leslie - Jun 13, 2006 12:33:23 PM)
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24 |
3.46 |
- |
| 39 |
William |
William and Leslie like to take Shakespeare everywhere they go! Here they act out a scene from Hamlet.
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(1)
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Tickets NOW on sale!
(William - Jun 12, 2006 09:35:11 AM)
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24 |
3.38 |
- |
| 40 |
William |
I don’t need you to cuddle William! However, I will do what it takes to get your enchilada recipe...
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24 |
3.38 |
- |
| 41 |
Michael |
This is what William and Leslie consider --foreplay.
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24 |
3.38 |
- |
| 42 |
Brent |
Leslie! I told you not to keep the sink running! Now look what you did!
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(3)
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i find this caption totally amusing.
(Leslie - Jun 15, 2006 12:10:47 AM)
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Me too. When I first read it, I didn't think it'd be in contention to come in first, but I didn't think it'd be in contention to come in last, either.
(Mark - Jun 15, 2006 10:05:05 AM)
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OK, I gotta know, why was this near the bottom? Did you not understand the whole "Leslie left the sink running, so now the water is forming in the gulley that they are hiking in" thing? Or was it just not funny? I agree this wasn't the funniest thing ever, but to put in near the bottom, people either didn't get it, or hated it.
(Brent - Jun 16, 2006 12:09:50 AM)
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24 |
3.33 |
- |
| 43 |
Joshua |
Leslie: That is enough of your sass.
William: Sass? You want another tickle?
Leslie: Don't make me back hand you!
William: OOHH! I'm Scared!
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24 |
3.25 |
- |
| 44 |
Casey |
"No William, I don't want to sleep with you tonight!"
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24 |
2.92 |
- |
| 45 |
Marc |
Audio:
http://www.heartrisemusic.com/Artists/LexDeAzevedo/SaturdayWarrior/06.mp3
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(3)
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Never seen an "audio caption" before...
(Lane - Jun 12, 2006 03:55:46 PM)
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maybe it's supposed to be a comment under the caption.
on a side note...i'm guessin'...and this is JUST a guess...but i'm guessin' the voters will not be merciful to a saturday's warrior reference.
(Mike K - Jun 12, 2006 05:07:52 PM)
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I don't know, I think it's pretty dang funny.
(Sommer - Jun 12, 2006 10:58:00 PM)
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25 |
2.88 |
- |
| 46 |
Daniel |
Leslie how many times do I have to tell you not to wave the red banner while standing on the wet rocks.
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24 |
2.71 |
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June 12-18, 2006
