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Lane |
Rub-a-dub-dub, Two dudes in a tub; And who do you think they be? One is soon-to-be married, One would sooner be buried; Each in his own state of glee.
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(9)
I am glad this one is high. Usually they don't do so well.
(Michael - Jun 21, 2006 03:52:36 PM)
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is one of them really soon to be married?
(Michael - Jun 21, 2006 05:12:15 PM)
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Yep. Jordan got officially engaged on Sunday.
(Lane - Jun 21, 2006 05:22:24 PM)
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Congrats Man! That's awesome.
(Michael - Jun 22, 2006 10:51:46 AM)
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Nice Lane. I am glad this one won because usually the peom ones don't do so well. Good job.
(Michael - Jun 23, 2006 10:29:52 AM)
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You're right, they don't. Mike K especially doesn't care for them. But things were getting desperate, I had to resort to playing the "altered nursery rhyme" card. :)
(Lane - Jun 23, 2006 10:46:46 AM)
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At the risk of falling flat on my proverbial face next week, Lane--the challenge is ON! ;)
(Sara - Jun 23, 2006 12:04:27 PM)
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Sweet! I can't wait to see what the compitition produces.
(Michael - Jun 23, 2006 01:05:00 PM)
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Yeah! OR...maybe I'll pull a Meghan (reference from Contest 1). Stay tuned...
(Lane - Jun 23, 2006 02:49:12 PM)
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20 |
6.45 |
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2 |
Sara |
Crikey! Seein' one is rare enough, but two is a treat! You don't want to get too close . . . they've come to the surface hopin' for a feeding and that's what we're going to give 'em. Terri, grab that bucket of fish.
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(5)
This one is hilarious! Every time I think about it I giggle.
(Julie H - Jun 19, 2006 12:33:38 PM)
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Try Twinkies instead.
(Jason - Jun 20, 2006 09:48:48 AM)
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I actually pounded like 5 twinkies this trip that Logan brought...hmm...
(Lane - Jun 20, 2006 09:55:03 AM)
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Which one is the female?
(Jason - Jun 21, 2006 01:49:34 PM)
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If only I had gone with the twinkies! Ohhhhhh, the twinkies!
(Sara - Jun 23, 2006 12:06:14 PM)
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20 |
6.20 |
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3 |
Mark |
When the "Family Fued" surveyed 100 people asking them to "Name an item of clothing you'd wear while swimming," oddly enough, "baseball cap" and "knee brace" didn't make the survey.
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I think this one is hilarious
(Brent - Jun 20, 2006 11:19:22 PM)
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20 |
5.65 |
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4 |
Chris N |
"...and here's one of me and Jordan on our tour of the Mountain Dew factory."
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20 |
5.60 |
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5 |
Mark |
At the Navy Seal try-outs, Lane and Jordan demonstrate treading water. Although their performance didn't warrant them becoming Navy Seals, they both received an invitation to become Navy Walruses.
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20 |
5.55 |
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6 |
Sara |
Guys . . . I think we made too much jello. It's nearly impossible to wrestle in this . . .
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20 |
5.35 |
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7 |
Leslie |
...and what a story it is! rescue teams worked all day in an effort to get two beached men off the shore and into the water once again. here, we have a sky view shot of the two ...it's almost as if they are smiling at us with gratitude.
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21 |
5.33 |
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8 |
Lane |
Mmm, MMM. "Menace to society" stew!
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(1)
LOL
(Sommer - Jun 20, 2006 03:53:56 PM)
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20 |
5.30 |
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9 |
Brent |
Batman and Robin defeat their newest adversavies, The Smiling Marshmallow and No Face.
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Crap! Does admitting I'm an idiot and spelled "adversaries" wrong keep me from getting bad votes from the grammar police?
(Anonymous - Jun 21, 2006 09:37:17 AM)
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20 |
5.25 |
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10 |
Michelle |
Jordan and Lane demonstrate the synchronized swimming routine that won them a bronze medal at the Utah Summer Games.
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(1)
More like Special Olympics!!!
(Casey - Jun 19, 2006 10:06:34 AM)
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20 |
5.10 |
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11 |
Michael |
"Today live is the first national water treading compitition. We are down to the last two contestants. They are going on 2 days and it looks like Lane Pollock is really doing well."
"He is doing well Bob. Check out that smile on his face. It looks like he isn't even tired."
"Yeah Jerry, I would hate to look over and see that. All part of the intimidation factor."
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20 |
5.10 |
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12 |
Brent |
A mafia man in training fails his initiation test when he forgets cement overshoes for his victims.
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20 |
5.00 |
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13 |
Mark |
Having such a great time, Lane decides then and there to always take baths with his clothes on. And to always take them with Jordan.
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20 |
4.95 |
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14 |
Chris N |
Quick flush it before they get out!!!
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20 |
4.95 |
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15 |
Joshua |
Lane's Head is so "boyant" it keeps both of them afloat!
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21 |
4.90 |
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16 |
Lane |
If lobsters ruled the world... "Pick which one you'd like to eat, honey..."
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20 |
4.70 |
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17 |
Michael |
Fondudes
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20 |
4.70 |
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18 |
Michael |
Lane and Jordan could never figure out why they couldn't get second dates with the girls that took this picture.
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20 |
4.65 |
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19 |
Brent |
The water was nice when Jordan and Lane got in, but the frog kept turning the burner up a teeny bit at a time, and before Jordan and Lane knew it, they were cooked.
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20 |
4.65 |
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20 |
Jonathan |
I told Lane's mom that there's a picture on the internet of Jordan and Lane together in a secluded heart shaped pool, with their hands about to touch, and they have thongs on. I hope she didn't get the wrong idea.
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well for what it's worth, this was one of my favorites this week.
(Jason - Jun 23, 2006 09:15:42 AM)
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20 |
4.50 |
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21 |
Sara |
Dr., come take a look. I've never seen anything like it before! I think we've isolated the cause of the patient's condition . . . excessive mutated Y chromosomes present in the cytoplasm.
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20 |
4.45 |
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22 |
William |
Lane is usually moaning about road construction, but Lane and Jordan were happy and refreshed that this pothole had not yet been filled on I-15.
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20 |
4.45 |
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23 |
Jason |
Luckily for its members, POTW does not allow topless photos.
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They were just trying to get a good picture. The suns reflection off of their chests would have ruined it.
(Michael - Jun 20, 2006 09:44:20 AM)
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20 |
4.40 |
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24 |
Sara |
We were all impressed with Lane and Jordan's commitment to their exercise routine while on vacation. Taking water aerobics on the road with you isn't easy . . .
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20 |
4.35 |
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25 |
Jason |
Company officials were baffled when sales for the new "Boys Gone Wild" DVD series failed to meet expectations.
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20 |
4.30 |
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26 |
Jason |
And with this week's photo, William and Leslie lose the coveted title of "Most Pasty-White".
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20 |
4.20 |
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27 |
Leslie |
oooo, my favorite party game....bobbing for men!
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This caption paints a disturbing image.......
(Jason - Jun 20, 2006 09:55:31 AM)
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Looks like you were last in line ;)
(Jonathan - Jun 20, 2006 01:24:08 PM)
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jon, your comment made me laugh more than any of the captions! =)
(Mike K - Jun 21, 2006 04:31:19 PM)
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21 |
4.19 |
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28 |
Jason |
You laugh now, but this photo was taken right before the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team jumped in. Why do you think they are smiling so big?
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20 |
4.15 |
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29 |
Jonathan |
The sulphur smell coming from this pool led some to believe that it was a warm spring. It was a real double-whammy for those that jumped in.
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20 |
4.10 |
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30 |
Joshua |
The real question is where are all the bubbles coming from? Hmm.
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21 |
4.00 |
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31 |
Daniel |
"Mama always said don't eat yellow snow" says Jordan. "Yes but she never said anything about swimming in yellow water" replies Lane. "Where do you think the yellow water comes from?" asks Jordan.
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20 |
3.90 |
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32 |
Chad |
This was the last picture taken of Stay-Puff and Jordan before a gian volcanic fissure opened up under their swimming hole and cooked them into a giant smore.
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I can't possibly see the "Vat of Hydrochloric Acid" I think maybe a Volcanic Fissure would be better
(Casey - Jun 19, 2006 12:49:08 PM)
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20 |
3.85 |
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33 |
Jonathan |
Ben & Jerry in City Slickers VII. Producer to Camera man, "Didn't there used to be a skinny one?"
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20 |
3.80 |
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34 |
Mark |
Cedar City's version of hot tubbin'.
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you name it, cedar city has got its own version of it.
(Leslie - Jun 19, 2006 11:53:11 PM)
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That's about it for Cedar....just be happy Scott and Fred are not in there!! :0
(William - Jun 20, 2006 12:01:20 AM)
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20 |
3.75 |
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35 |
Jonathan |
Jordan: "Did you feel the water just get warm......LANE!!??"
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20 |
3.70 |
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36 |
Brent |
Stay-Puft Marshmallow man going through his pictures: "Ah yes, this was a ton of fun, but I don't really like how I look in the picture, I look to much like that guy on lanep.org."
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20 |
3.50 |
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37 |
William |
Double, double toil and trouble....
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20 |
3.30 |
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38 |
Michael |
Lane and Jordan tried to convince the group that a water park would be WAY funner than Zion. It all turned out OK though.
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20 |
3.30 |
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39 |
Daniel |
I don't think that bathing in yellow water counts as your once a year bathe.
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It wasn't yellow when they started.
(Jonathan - Jun 19, 2006 11:13:34 AM)
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20 |
3.15 |
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40 |
Casey |
You might have also seen these guys in "Jonah a Veggie Tales Movie"
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20 |
3.10 |
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41 |
David |
Do we call that a love tub?
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20 |
3.05 |
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42 |
Lane |
The Bobbsey Twins.
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20 |
3.00 |
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43 |
Daniel |
Lane did something just grab your butt?
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No. But something DOES keep pulling on my mesa...
(Lane - Jun 19, 2006 08:52:00 AM)
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20 |
2.90 |
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44 |
Daniel |
How do you get two BYU co-eds to take a bath?
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20 |
2.85 |
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45 |
Steve |
So I had this dream last night and I had to go the bathroom really bad, but I couldn't find a place to go. Everywhere I went, there were people around. An then I finally foud a place I thought I was alone and, ahhhhh, sweet release.....
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21 |
2.76 |
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46 |
David |
...........or is that called a soak and poke?
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Gross. 0 bomb for you! :)
(Lane - Jun 19, 2006 11:33:56 AM)
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20 |
1.45 |
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