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June 26-July 2, 2006
Week 12 of 13 | Contest 5

Photo Info: In honor of the overhyped USA team's early depature from the world cup (I'm not a big soccer guy), I give you...disenchanted soccer fan. :)

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Lane Pollock

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Lane Jimmy wasn't sure about this whole athletic supporter thing anymore. The Cup was starting to rub him the wrong way. Add a Comment View Comments (6) 17 6.06 -
2 Jason Jimmy suddenly realizes that he left his big foam finger in the car. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 17 5.76 -
3 Mike K "Oh nooo! Mom's streaking the field naked again!" Add a Comment 17 5.47 -
4 Michelle "I can't believe I passed up those WNBA season tickets to come watch this crap." Add a Comment View Comments (1) 17 5.29 -
5 Jason Mike felt his fan support was not strong enough to help Team USA. He needed more energy. In an act of desparation, he attempted to give himself a blessing. Add a Comment 17 5.24 -
6 Mark Happy with the scent of his new deodorent, Jerry fakes being disgusted with his team so that he can take in a deep whiff of 'Black Forest Pine Cone.' Add a Comment 17 5.06 -
7 Jason In all the excitement, Sam's toupee had flipped up and had almost blown away. Geez he hoped no one had seen that. Add a Comment View Comments (4) 17 5.00 -
8 Lane If soccer fan knew that he was about to be trampled, cheese-grated through the chain-link fence, and find his car tipped over and torched in the parking lot, the mere loss wouldn't seem so bad... Add a Comment 17 4.94 -
9 Lane Fake injury, get free kick. Fake injury, GET FREE KICK! Is that so difficult?? We'll never learn this sport... Add a Comment 17 4.71 -
10 Mark Wearing both his lucky flag and his lucky towel, Joel suddenly realizes he's screwed the USA's chances by forgetting, of all things, to wear his lucky hat. Add a Comment 17 4.59 -
11 Mark Midway through the first half, Jared puts his head in his hands as he realizes that he forgot to Tivo "Lost." Add a Comment View Comments (2) 17 4.59 -
12 Mark Lance Sherwood, a CTR "A" teacher from Springville, UT, is visibly disappointed when, trying to lead the crowd in a sing-a-long of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes," he accidentally interlocks his fingers during the "Head" portion and falls terribly behind. Add a Comment 17 4.53 -
13 Mike K This poor sucker was told that the US Olympic soccer team would be scrimmaging at the Stadium of Fire. When he saw images of Taylor Hicks, American Idol, and Lee Ann Womack on the jumbo-tron...he instantly got nauseous, closed his eyes, and prayed for death. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 17 4.35 -
14 Chad If only I had cheered a little harder we might have beaten the Ghanareans. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 17 4.29 -
15 Jonathan It's good that the USA lost; when the europeans lift their arms in desperation, it's stinky. Ergo, our loss makes the world less stinky. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 17 4.29 -
16 Daniel I hope I can get my girlfriend's ring back from the pawn shop. Add a Comment 17 4.24 -
17 Lane As game time expires and Team USA is eliminated from the tournament, the tens of soccer fans across the country give a collective groan... Add a Comment View Comments (2) 17 4.12 -
18 dave The Experiment - to see how long he could keep his eyes closed and not miss any action in the game
The Result - once he realized that soccer fans will cheer for movement of any kind of the field, his eyes were closed for the rest of the game Add a Comment
17 4.06 -
19 Sara For as little as a $0.25 monthly donation, you too can make the difference in the life of a pathetic U.S. soccer fan. In return for your support, you will receive a personal letter and photo detailing your sponsored fan's most recent experience with self-inflicted disappointment. Add a Comment 17 4.00 -
20 Jason "Man I am SO glad I didn't wear my spikey blue hair also. That would've been soooo embarassing!" Add a Comment 17 3.94 -
21 dave yellow card -- you've committed a big foul
red card -- you've committed a really BIG foul
red, white, and blue -- you've committed to a hopeless cause Add a Comment
17 3.76 -
22 Sara Once again Johnny's characteristic overconfidence had brought him into the depths of humility. Losing the bet wasn't so bad . . . he had run across fields in only his skivvies plenty of times before. It only now occurred to him that he was wearing his good old lucky, thread-bare and barely-there Superman Underoos. Add a Comment 17 3.71 -
23 Daniel US flag wrist band $100.00
US team scarf $200.00
2 tickets to Germany to watch team play $1600.
2 tickets to the game $2400.
Total cost of watching the team lose in Germany: $4300
I guess it really is true, Mastercard is for everything.


If only I had used my mastercard to pay off the ref. Add a Comment
17 3.65 -
24 Casey Guess who is NOT going to Disneyland. Add a Comment 17 3.59 -
25 Sara Rob never wanted to be Luke Skywalker so bad in his entire life . . . Add a Comment 17 3.59 -
26 Jonathan 10 hours of jetlag and a soccer game, the perfect cure for insomnia. Add a Comment 17 3.59 -
27 Marc Maybe if I put my hands on my head and act like I'm disappointed nobody will notice I farted...must.not.smile. Add a Comment 17 3.47 -
28 Joshua "I love you USA towel. Stay with me forever." (nuzzle) Add a Comment 18 3.44 -
29 Daniel Dear lord, please, please, please make the USA win. I swear that I will be a good boy forever, if only you will make it so that they win. Add a Comment 17 3.35 -
30 Amber no longer proud to be an American, Billy prays for British citizenship Add a Comment 17 3.35 -
31 Joel Once again the U.S. takes a big swig from the bitter world cup of failure. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 17 3.35 -
32 Casey Ah crap! Where did I put my green card again? Add a Comment 17 3.18 -
33 Michael "I just can't watch Donovan screw up one more time." Add a Comment 17 3.12 -
34 Michael The ultimate fate of American Soccer fans. Continual utter disapointment. Add a Comment 17 3.12 -
35 Sara Steve knew that there was no chance he would ever be a hot soccer guy. A hot soccer fan was as good as it was going to get. But now . . . all hope was lost. Add a Comment 17 3.12 -
36 Jonathan For some reason, every time Adam closes his eyes, he thinks he sees the statue of liberty. Add a Comment 17 3.00 -
37 Daniel Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we got screwed. Add a Comment View Comments (3) 17 2.65 -
38 Michael Proud to be an American! Add a Comment 17 2.65 -
39 Jonathan And gentlemen in America now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day. (abbriged, WS)
Add a Comment View Comments (4)
17 2.29 -

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