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Chris N |
Listen...I need you to do me a favor. I need to know all of the laws that would apply to 'killing and eating a Sherpa'...I really don't have time for questions...
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lol
(Anonymous - Jul 4, 2006 07:13:44 PM)
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You mean like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherpa_(people)
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(Michael - Jul 4, 2006 11:43:20 PM)
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The term 'Sherpa' is also used to refer to local people, typically men, employed as porters or guides for mountaineering expeditions in the Himalayas. They are highly regarded as experts in mountaineering and their local terrain, as well as having good physical endurance and resilience to high altitude conditions. However, a sherpa is not necessarily a member of the Sherpa ethnic group.
(Anonymous - Jul 5, 2006 08:31:53 AM)
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Nice work, Chris. Are we gonna see an eligible edition of you next contest? :)
(Lane - Jul 7, 2006 09:51:36 AM)
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21 |
6.76 |
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Mark |
Hi, US Geological Survey? Are you positive that Mt. Nebo is taller than Timp, 'cause I gotta tell you, I'm on top of Timp right now, and I'm pretty sure I'm higher.
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I think that you were trying for US Geological Survey. However, it still may be the best comment on the board.
(David - Jul 3, 2006 05:37:22 PM)
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21 |
5.90 |
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| 3 |
Jason |
"Honey, I can't talk right now. Things are real busy at the office. I have meetings all day and I'll probably be home late tonight...."
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21 |
5.71 |
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| 4 |
Michael |
Not a good time for the suicide help line to be busy.
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21 |
5.57 |
- |
| 5 |
Mark |
Not able to be there in person, Morgan calls the music room at Westridge Elementary and conducts his 3rd period band class.
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21 |
5.43 |
- |
| 6 |
Jason |
"Honey, you gotta bring me some new underwear from my drawer. I can't make it back down like this."
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Well at least I beat Lane this week! :) (Barely)
(Jason - Jul 7, 2006 12:04:14 PM)
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21 |
5.24 |
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| 7 |
Lane |
Exhausted from the rigorous hike, Morgan almost forgets to call his parole officer: "You sound funny...are you high?"
"You have no idea."
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21 |
5.19 |
- |
| 8 |
Mark |
There's NO way you can see me from the mall! Oh you can, can you? Then how many fingers am I holding up?
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21 |
5.05 |
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| 9 |
Mark |
Unphased by looking down from 11,752 feet, Morgan makes a pile of rocks, climbs roughly 1 foot higher, and then proceeds to call his Mommy.
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Would this be doing better had I had him calling Search and Rescue instead of his Mommy?
(Anonymous - Jul 5, 2006 03:06:49 PM)
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right now you are at 7th. That isn't anything to complain about.
(Michael - Jul 5, 2006 03:15:48 PM)
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I wasn't trying to complain, I was just curious. :-)
(Anonymous - Jul 5, 2006 03:59:27 PM)
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21 |
5.05 |
- |
| 10 |
Marc |
Yes, I'd like a large pepperoni and a 2-liter of diet Coke. 30 minutes or less and it's free, right?
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21 |
5.00 |
- |
| 11 |
Michael |
"I know, I know but I thought of the funniest caption. Ok, type this in..."
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21 |
4.86 |
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| 12 |
Amber |
"turn to your right...keep going straight...keep going...you got it! See? Told you I could direct you to McDonald's from up here. Don't forget my Big Mac and yogurt parfait"
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It is amazing how much I hate mcDonalds. If this caption had mentioned any other restaurant it would have gotten at least 3 more points from me.
(Michael - Jul 5, 2006 12:12:40 AM)
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I liked this one. I made me laugh out-loud. Of course, I often think about food.
(David - Jul 5, 2006 10:42:03 AM)
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21 |
4.81 |
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Joshua |
"Yeah, it's this new workout regimen. Hike 6 miles then 20 minutes of butt-flexing. I have never felt this good! Hmm. I better go. Some guy is going to stab himself in the stomach. Yeah..."
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This one made me laugh.
(Jason - Jul 5, 2006 10:45:56 AM)
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21 |
4.71 |
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| 14 |
Brent |
Brad is tallying up the times Morgan says 'No, I love YOU more' After completely filling his little notebook up with tally marks however, he gives up.
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21 |
4.43 |
- |
| 15 |
Ryan |
Yeah, you should see it! Brad's going to try to FISH from the top of the mountain!
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21 |
4.29 |
- |
| 16 |
Lane |
His cellphone having reception issues, Morgan initiates communications Plan B: Morse Code with hand mirror.
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21 |
4.00 |
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| 17 |
Joshua |
Ricola!
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For some odd reason, this one struck me as quite funny.
(Mark - Jul 5, 2006 12:41:39 PM)
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21 |
3.95 |
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Brent |
"... then Provo Peak, Spanish Fork Peak, Santaquin Peak, and Mt. Nebo" "Congratulations Morgan! you've just won the 'Name All the Major Peaks in Utah Valley While Standin on One of Them (NAMPUVWSOT) Sweepstakes. You and a guest can now ride the zipline back to Aspen Grove for free!"
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21 |
3.90 |
- |
| 19 |
Michael |
"He was this tall. I want my Nalgene back! ... What?!? I told you that already! This tall!"
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Movie quote, I'm assuming? Anyone care to elucidate?
(Anonymous - Jul 3, 2006 03:11:34 PM)
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Yeah, what movie does this come from?
(Michael - Jul 3, 2006 03:54:00 PM)
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I'm not sure this is from a movie, makes sense to me as is.
(Brent - Jul 4, 2006 11:21:04 PM)
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21 |
3.86 |
- |
| 20 |
Lane |
"Look, I don't care how much it costs...there's no WAY I'm hiking back down this thing, get that helicopter up here now!"
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21 |
3.76 |
- |
| 21 |
Michael |
The line "These are my recreation clothes." along with the butt flex didn't have the same appeal over the phone.
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21 |
3.57 |
- |
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Brent |
Jared McLaughlin, the BYU place kicker, is having a hard time, and need some emergency consulting from his coach, Morgan. "Jared, you're turning you hips too far in your follow through, try again... Another one wide left, try again!"
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21 |
3.48 |
- |
| 23 |
Ryan |
"Mom? I finally did it! I'm King of the Mountain!!"
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21 |
3.33 |
- |
| 24 |
Jason |
Morgan: "Wait a sec......there. Can you hear me now?"
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21 |
2.95 |
- |
| 25 |
Brent |
Lane lamments to himself: "With the new movie coming out, never was there a better time for Brent to do his signature Superman pose. To top the lameness off, this is the best summit pose there is, uggghh!"
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21 |
2.48 |
- |
| 26 |
Jill |
"Can you hear me now?"
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I take it you didn't see that this caption has already been done? :-)
(Mark - Jul 3, 2006 08:37:29 AM)
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I agree with you Mark, but sometimes the shorter, the better. Of course that puts some of the responsibility back on the reader.
(David - Jul 3, 2006 10:14:47 AM)
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lame
(Jason - Jul 3, 2006 03:32:24 PM)
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22 |
1.18 |
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