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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Mark |
Johnny had hoped that this fishing trip would yield the same sort of catch as at the ward party, where he threw his line over the partition and reeled in a pack of gum and a water pistol. Instead, he hauled in what he later described as a "worthless piece of crap."
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12 |
6.00 |
- |
2 |
Jason |
When they cut open the shark, everyone was amazed to find Timmy safe and sound, even if a bit shaken up. He would not let go of his new friend "Snapper" who had helped him through the trama.
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12 |
5.83 |
- |
3 |
Chris N |
You know the rules: You say the F-word, you suck on a trout.
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(1)
I thought for sure this one would win. It was my favorite.
(Mark - Jul 14, 2006 10:42:05 AM)
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12 |
5.83 |
- |
4 |
Chad |
Dad thought it would be funny to take little Johnny fishing after watching "Finding Nemo". We all had a good laugh.
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(1)
You mean, "We all had a good laugh, except for boy screaming his head off?" :-)
(Mark - Jul 14, 2006 10:43:32 AM)
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12 |
5.33 |
- |
5 |
Jason |
Bobby is screaming because he remembers last week when dad gave him a little piggy....right before dad showed him how to butcher and roast it.
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12 |
5.08 |
- |
6 |
Mark |
"Next up is little Dalton Jones. He looks terrified, and who wouldn't be? He just realized he's set to ride "Freak on a Leash," the same fish what bucked Wyatt Westwood clear out of the pool just last month. Now where'd that saddle float off to?"
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12 |
4.92 |
- |
7 |
Joshua |
Looks like dad just showed his son how to do "The Mama Trout egg squeeze and shoot."
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12 |
4.92 |
- |
8 |
Chris N |
A successful inter-species marriage takes a lot of work... especially when children are involved.
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12 |
4.83 |
- |
9 |
Jonathan |
James tried everything to "cure" his son's PETA tendancies, but forcing the issue only made things worse.
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(1)
Ouch. PETA tendancies. I feel bad for that father...... :)
(Jason - Jul 10, 2006 08:40:00 AM)
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12 |
4.75 |
- |
10 |
Daniel |
Grizzly Adams attempts to teach his young son Bryan Adams to fish like a bear.
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12 |
4.67 |
- |
11 |
Sara |
Mike decided it was high time to rid Aaron of his bizarre aversion to slimy things. He was NOT okay with raising a Nancy boy.
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12 |
4.58 |
- |
12 |
Sara |
Asking Bobby if he wanted to meet the monster that lives in his bedroom wasn't so funny after all.
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12 |
4.42 |
- |
13 |
Joshua |
The youngest member of the Bass Masters team, Screamy Joe, shows us his signature move after catching a big one. YEAH!
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12 |
4.33 |
- |
14 |
Mark |
Wanting to eat some cake, Jimmy is told that he first has to eat his lunch. "Well, at least just have one bite."
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12 |
4.25 |
- |
15 |
Sara |
NO! I won't let go! It IS Brooky! You said she was dead! I never would have let you flush her! Why did you do it!? WHY!!!?
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12 |
4.17 |
- |
16 |
Mark |
This photo was taken moments before this father and his ferociously hungry son were rushed to the emergency room - The boy to get his stomach pumped, and his dad to then have his partially digested thumb reattached.
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12 |
4.00 |
- |
17 |
Jason |
"Now give me the fishy son. We've got to chop its head off now."
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12 |
4.00 |
- |
18 |
Michael |
At the local fishing competition, Jim Bob showed how he taught is son to lure the fish right into his daddy's hands by belting out a high pitch scream.
"Ok that's enough son. We got it" He said as the crowd cringed as they heard what reminded them of someone scratching a chalk board.
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12 |
4.00 |
- |
19 |
Daniel |
But dad Golem ate them raw.
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12 |
3.58 |
- |
20 |
Michael |
Open wide son, here it comes...
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12 |
3.58 |
- |
21 |
Michael |
OK son now all we gotta do is clean it... no no we cut it open and tear out the guts.
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12 |
3.42 |
- |
22 |
Jason |
Chad to son: "Good boy. Now that we're done fishing, we can get back to those SOX reviews."
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Nice
(Chad - Jul 12, 2006 06:48:30 AM)
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12 |
3.17 |
- |
23 |
Michael |
Dad! Your hand turned into a big ugly fish!
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12 |
3.08 |
- |
24 |
Jonathan |
The new poster-child for birth control.
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12 |
2.67 |
- |
25 |
Daniel |
No dad my birthday wish wasn't for a fish, it was for a new dish. Dish, daddy dish.
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(4)
Dish rhymes with Fish. What other simple words rhyme with fish? Lets see there is dish, kish (as in give me kish sweety), radish, well, that's all I have.
(Daniel - Jul 12, 2006 12:49:46 PM)
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wish ?
(Jason - Jul 12, 2006 02:21:44 PM)
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Yes wish does but my birsthdat wish was for a wish?
Makes evan less sence than dish.
(Daniel - Jul 12, 2006 02:24:06 PM)
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Hey, the best thing to wish for is more wishes! :)
(Jason - Jul 12, 2006 11:38:42 PM)
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12 |
2.50 |
- |
26 |
Daniel |
LET GO OF MY FISH DAD!
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12 |
2.42 |
- |