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July 24-30, 2006
Week 3 of 13 | Contest 6

Photo Info: This was a recent upload of what is obviously a late model VW bug with some...modifications. :)

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Lane Pollock

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Lane "Sorry folks...California law clearly states that while transporting a nuclear warhead it must fit completely within the vehicle...I'm afraid I'm gonna have to write you up." Add a Comment 16 5.56 -
2 Marc "Oh Schnap! It's time to unpimp ze auto" Add a Comment View Comments (6) 16 5.56 -
3 Jonathan Three BYU students almost figure out how to get a keg onto campus. Their plan would have worked if Darren's shorts had only been two inches longer. Add a Comment 16 5.44 -
4 Mark Cop: This is your lucky day. Although I got you going 245 mph, I'm only going to write you up for 180. Add a Comment 16 5.38 -
5 Sara One more thing . . . next time you guys decide to "pimp your ride," maybe try picking a cooler car. Add a Comment 16 5.25 -
6 Mark "You're not the only one with a rocket," says the police man, reaching up to plug one nostril. "Watch, I'll hit your shoe." Add a Comment View Comments (3) 16 5.19 -
7 Daniel "You serious," says the cop, "this thing will run on french fry oil?" Add a Comment 16 5.12 -
8 Jonathan Since we couldn't get that Lohan skank for this next film, we had to rework Herbie a little bit. Add a Comment 16 5.06 -
9 Steve There seems to be no evidnce of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" here. Everything is in order. Move along. Add a Comment 17 4.88 -
10 Jason Officer: "You kids know not to put Viagra in your gas tank. I'm going to have to write you up for this." Add a Comment 16 4.88 -
11 Lane "We engineered a smaller car with a, ahem, much bigger engine...high-speed chases should be a thing of the past. What do you think, officer?"
(tear) "It's...it's beautiful..." Add a Comment
16 4.88 -
12 Jonathan A market test group examines the inner workings of the new VW model, known as the Stink Bug. Add a Comment 16 4.81 -
13 Chad I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! Add a Comment View Comments (1) 16 4.81 -
14 Michael For those of you that don't care about the environment, this is the only VW Bug that sports the gas mileage of a SUV. Add a Comment 16 4.81 -
15 Doug Cop:

Uhhhhh, yeah. I'm rather certain this falls into the "Illegal Fireworks" catagory.

I'm just not sure how I am going to confiscate it. Add a Comment
17 4.71 -
16 Daniel I'm going to have to write you up, don't you know it is dangerious to drive around with 4 bald tires? Add a Comment 16 4.56 -
17 Michael You think this is cool? This is my wife's. You should see my car. Add a Comment 16 4.50 -
18 Jason Guys:"So, should we cut the green wire, or the red one"?
Officer: "How should I know"? Add a Comment
16 4.38 -
19 Marc "Honest officer, we just found it sitting on the side of the road." Add a Comment 16 4.25 -
20 Daniel Officer Williams thought he had heard them all, however, getting rammed by a missile was new to him. Add a Comment 16 4.19 -
21 Jonathan In the next 'Back to the Future' series, the scientist is a gay liberal/environmentalist; finding a car to fit the persona took a little bit of work. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 16 4.12 -
22 Sara Um, aren't you guys like a little too old for this kind of thing? Add a Comment 16 4.06 -
23 Michael I have heard of a rice rocket but never a kraut bolt before. Add a Comment 16 4.00 -
24 Jason "So officer, what's more important when writing a ticket for a jet car, length or width"? Add a Comment View Comments (1) 16 3.88 -
25 Marc "No officer, it is NOT a jet engine. Lane uses it to roast marshmallows for S'mores. Wanna see how it works?" Add a Comment 16 3.88 -
26 Michael "Sorry oficer, I was on 'Pimp My Ride' and they decided to put a little more than a dvd player in the back." Add a Comment 16 3.88 -
27 Chad Officer: "I'm sorry Christian I'm going to have to take you down to the station in my rocket car. We don't take kindly to comments about killing and eating our friends the Sherpas." Add a Comment 16 3.81 -
28 Brian alright! the mufflers are big enough! NO MORE! Add a Comment View Comments (1) 16 3.69 -
29 Casey Wow looks like the boys have been busy at Monster Garage. Add a Comment 16 3.69 -
30 Lane "Hey, look me in the eye when I'm talking! You guys are in big trouble. See how it's slightly off-center? When you fire this up, you're gonna to lose control and someone's gonna get hurt..." Add a Comment 16 3.69 -
31 Jason Officer: "Ok, which one of you boys is trying to, uh, compensate for something? Time to fess up!"
Passengers: "Where did Lane go"? Add a Comment
16 3.69 -
32 David Officer, we are not part of Hezbollah, this is an unexploded Israeli missile that barely missed my wife! Add a Comment 16 3.69 -
33 Sara Ron was sick of insecure cops who abuse their civic authority to prove their masculinity . . . he decided to conduct an experiment.

Trial #1: Cop rendered speechless . . . Add a Comment
16 3.62 -
34 Sara OK, wait a minute, let me make sure I've got this straight . . . you're telling me that "weirdo" Russian spies--who have somehow mistaken you for an underground double agent--"impaled" your vehicle with a "mini" missile designed to transport you immediately to their nearest "hideout"?

Sir . . . would you care to explain to me then how you were able to pull over? Add a Comment
16 3.56 -
35 Marc Officer: "Is that a General Electric Model T58-8F helicopter turboshaft engine that was converted to a jet engine by some internal modifications and a custom tailpipe?"


(comment blatantly copied from description at http://www.ronpatrickstuff.com/) Add a Comment
16 3.38 -
36 Daniel "I so have to get me one of these" Add a Comment 16 3.25 -

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