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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Lane |
"Sorry folks...California law clearly states that while transporting a nuclear warhead it must fit completely within the vehicle...I'm afraid I'm gonna have to write you up."
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16 |
5.56 |
- |
| 2 |
Marc |
"Oh Schnap! It's time to unpimp ze auto"
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(6)
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Dahh, beat me to it! I submitted a similar one and found this one just beneath it...schnap! :)
(Lane - Jul 25, 2006 01:38:08 PM)
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You should put in a link for this.
The commericials are way funny.
(Daniel - Jul 25, 2006 01:44:57 PM)
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(Daniel - Jul 26, 2006 04:42:37 PM)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4930123970122097095&q=unpimp+the+auto
(Daniel - Jul 26, 2006 04:43:16 PM)
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Nice work, Marc. It's actually a tie, the database just picks one of the two to display above...
(Lane - Jul 28, 2006 12:17:24 AM)
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Sure, Lane--the "database" picks one... It's always the database. :)
(Michelle - Jul 28, 2006 09:37:45 AM)
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16 |
5.56 |
- |
| 3 |
Jonathan |
Three BYU students almost figure out how to get a keg onto campus. Their plan would have worked if Darren's shorts had only been two inches longer.
|
16 |
5.44 |
- |
| 4 |
Mark |
Cop: This is your lucky day. Although I got you going 245 mph, I'm only going to write you up for 180.
|
16 |
5.38 |
- |
| 5 |
Sara |
One more thing . . . next time you guys decide to "pimp your ride," maybe try picking a cooler car.
|
16 |
5.25 |
- |
| 6 |
Mark |
"You're not the only one with a rocket," says the police man, reaching up to plug one nostril. "Watch, I'll hit your shoe."
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(3)
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I was a little afraid where this was going, but it turned out OK.
(Chad - Jul 25, 2006 04:17:31 PM)
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Haha. I think I was thinking the same thing...
(Lane - Jul 25, 2006 04:34:44 PM)
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Well, we see where your minds are....what would Frued say?
(Jason - Jul 25, 2006 04:59:23 PM)
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|
16 |
5.19 |
- |
| 7 |
Daniel |
"You serious," says the cop, "this thing will run on french fry oil?"
|
16 |
5.12 |
- |
| 8 |
Jonathan |
Since we couldn't get that Lohan skank for this next film, we had to rework Herbie a little bit.
|
16 |
5.06 |
- |
| 9 |
Steve |
There seems to be no evidnce of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" here. Everything is in order. Move along.
|
17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 10 |
Jason |
Officer: "You kids know not to put Viagra in your gas tank. I'm going to have to write you up for this."
|
16 |
4.88 |
- |
| 11 |
Lane |
"We engineered a smaller car with a, ahem, much bigger engine...high-speed chases should be a thing of the past. What do you think, officer?"
(tear) "It's...it's beautiful..."
|
16 |
4.88 |
- |
| 12 |
Jonathan |
A market test group examines the inner workings of the new VW model, known as the Stink Bug.
|
16 |
4.81 |
- |
| 13 |
Chad |
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
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(1)
I love it.
Spaceballs rocks!
(Daniel - Jul 25, 2006 04:33:09 PM)
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16 |
4.81 |
- |
| 14 |
Michael |
For those of you that don't care about the environment, this is the only VW Bug that sports the gas mileage of a SUV.
|
16 |
4.81 |
- |
| 15 |
Doug |
Cop:
Uhhhhh, yeah. I'm rather certain this falls into the "Illegal Fireworks" catagory.
I'm just not sure how I am going to confiscate it.
|
17 |
4.71 |
- |
| 16 |
Daniel |
I'm going to have to write you up, don't you know it is dangerious to drive around with 4 bald tires?
|
16 |
4.56 |
- |
| 17 |
Michael |
You think this is cool? This is my wife's. You should see my car.
|
16 |
4.50 |
- |
| 18 |
Jason |
Guys:"So, should we cut the green wire, or the red one"?
Officer: "How should I know"?
|
16 |
4.38 |
- |
| 19 |
Marc |
"Honest officer, we just found it sitting on the side of the road."
|
16 |
4.25 |
- |
| 20 |
Daniel |
Officer Williams thought he had heard them all, however, getting rammed by a missile was new to him.
|
16 |
4.19 |
- |
| 21 |
Jonathan |
In the next 'Back to the Future' series, the scientist is a gay liberal/environmentalist; finding a car to fit the persona took a little bit of work.
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I'll bet it runs on Hemp! :)
(Jason - Jul 24, 2006 10:05:01 AM)
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16 |
4.12 |
- |
| 22 |
Sara |
Um, aren't you guys like a little too old for this kind of thing?
|
16 |
4.06 |
- |
| 23 |
Michael |
I have heard of a rice rocket but never a kraut bolt before.
|
16 |
4.00 |
- |
| 24 |
Jason |
"So officer, what's more important when writing a ticket for a jet car, length or width"?
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(1)
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it's not the size, it's how you use it. ;)
(Brian - Jul 24, 2006 09:52:34 AM)
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|
16 |
3.88 |
- |
| 25 |
Marc |
"No officer, it is NOT a jet engine. Lane uses it to roast marshmallows for S'mores. Wanna see how it works?"
|
16 |
3.88 |
- |
| 26 |
Michael |
"Sorry oficer, I was on 'Pimp My Ride' and they decided to put a little more than a dvd player in the back."
|
16 |
3.88 |
- |
| 27 |
Chad |
Officer: "I'm sorry Christian I'm going to have to take you down to the station in my rocket car. We don't take kindly to comments about killing and eating our friends the Sherpas."
|
16 |
3.81 |
- |
| 28 |
Brian |
alright! the mufflers are big enough! NO MORE!
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(1)
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this one was sweet brian...cracked me up!
(Mike K - Jul 28, 2006 08:31:39 AM)
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|
16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 29 |
Casey |
Wow looks like the boys have been busy at Monster Garage.
|
16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 30 |
Lane |
"Hey, look me in the eye when I'm talking! You guys are in big trouble. See how it's slightly off-center? When you fire this up, you're gonna to lose control and someone's gonna get hurt..."
|
16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 31 |
Jason |
Officer: "Ok, which one of you boys is trying to, uh, compensate for something? Time to fess up!"
Passengers: "Where did Lane go"?
|
16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 32 |
David |
Officer, we are not part of Hezbollah, this is an unexploded Israeli missile that barely missed my wife!
|
16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 33 |
Sara |
Ron was sick of insecure cops who abuse their civic authority to prove their masculinity . . . he decided to conduct an experiment.
Trial #1: Cop rendered speechless . . .
|
16 |
3.62 |
- |
| 34 |
Sara |
OK, wait a minute, let me make sure I've got this straight . . . you're telling me that "weirdo" Russian spies--who have somehow mistaken you for an underground double agent--"impaled" your vehicle with a "mini" missile designed to transport you immediately to their nearest "hideout"?
Sir . . . would you care to explain to me then how you were able to pull over?
|
16 |
3.56 |
- |
| 35 |
Marc |
Officer: "Is that a General Electric Model T58-8F helicopter turboshaft engine that was converted to a jet engine by some internal modifications and a custom tailpipe?"
(comment blatantly copied from description at http://www.ronpatrickstuff.com/)
|
16 |
3.38 |
- |
| 36 |
Daniel |
"I so have to get me one of these"
|
16 |
3.25 |
- |
July 24-30, 2006
