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July 31-August 6, 2006
Week 4 of 13 | Contest 6

Photo Info: This is another recent upload entitled "Child's last day on Earth". (sorry, uploader, if you were planning on using that line) :)

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Lane Pollock

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Lane The look of sheer horror on mommy's face confirmed little Bobby's suspicions...he had really painted himself into a corner. Add a Comment View Comments (6) 17 5.71 -
2 Michelle Julie's recent month-long exhibit of her "White Kids" masterpiece was adored by the critics, though many wondered if it were a little unethical to use real children whose feet were epoxied to the floor. Add a Comment 17 5.53 -
3 Jonathan In order to make their RC Willey payments for their new TV, Pergo flooring, and leather couch, Jeff and April decided to open a daycare. Add a Comment View Comments (5) 17 5.47 -
4 Cassie At least the white-out concealed the sharpie incident. Add a Comment 17 5.41 -
5 Jason "Look Timmy, now we can wrestle in goo just like those ladies Dad was watching on TV last night". Add a Comment 17 5.29 -
6 Leslie "some of the paint you can't see mommy, cause it's in my belly!" Add a Comment 18 5.28 -
7 Daniel The heat in California was to much for the Stay Puff Marshmellow man. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 17 5.18 -
8 Jonathan After 4 years of following the Hands-off Parenting Handbook, Jimmy made good on the Barnes & Noble money back guarantee. Add a Comment 17 5.06 -
9 Daniel Brandon knew that mom would be furious if she caught them watching Barney. Add a Comment 17 5.00 -
10 Jonathan In one big epiphanous deja-vu moment, Grandpa Jeff grasps the principle of Karma, and slowly grins. Add a Comment View Comments (4) 17 4.94 -
11 Cassie It's 6 am. Do you know what your kids are doing? Add a Comment 17 4.88 -
12 Meghan Knowing it would be his last, Mom wanted to capture Jimmy's smile... Add a Comment 17 4.88 -
13 Mark Four year old white supremacist Jethro Jones and his little brother Bobby Ray Jones decide they've had enough with having any pigment whatsoever. Add a Comment 17 4.59 -
14 Sara Times sure have changed. When I was a kid, we were content with paint chips. Add a Comment 17 4.59 -
15 Michael Hi Mommy, look we were playing "While you were out." What? Don't you like your new home make over? Add a Comment 18 4.56 -
16 Michelle "Motherhood is so rewarding. I LOVE being a mom! Come and meet my 2 sweet little angels. I'm sure you'll want some of your own when you meet ... HOLY S***! I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!" Add a Comment 17 4.53 -
17 Joshua you will note the kids toys are spotless... Add a Comment 18 4.50 -
18 Jason To this day, the babysitter has not been seen again. Add a Comment 17 4.47 -
19 Sara Even the earliest tests showed that Stevie had a strong apptitude for commercial painting. Sadly, like so many others in the field, his immense talent and love of the job was snuffed out all too soon by an unfortunate, life-long addiction to paint fumes. Add a Comment 17 4.47 -
20 Sara That was the year Mom nicknamed me "Chucky." Add a Comment 17 4.47 -
21 Michelle "Honey, have you seen that can of lead-based paint that was in the garage? I can't find it." Add a Comment 17 4.47 -
22 Meghan Within minutes Junior could finally understand what "weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth" looked like. Add a Comment 17 4.47 -
23 Daniel Mom didn't fully realize the impact summer would have on her husband Frosty. Add a Comment 17 4.41 -
24 Mark Kid: "No way, man! Your old lady said she wanted it white, and that's what we painted it. If you want it beige, you're gonna have to pay us double!" Add a Comment 17 4.24 -
25 Leslie susan was troubled that her oldest son's R's still sounded like W's, but she took pride in the fact that she had taught him to "choose the right". Add a Comment 18 4.22 -
26 Michael The parents cleaned everything but the tv. The children really missed Barney but the the parents didn't. Add a Comment 18 4.17 -
27 Jason This was the last time this kid smiled in a LONG while! Add a Comment 17 4.06 -
28 Mark It takes years of painting before you can successfully paint a kid without using a drop cloth. Add a Comment 17 4.00 -
29 Lane "Timmy! You're in BIG trouble young man! I told you to pick up your toys over an hour ago..." Add a Comment 17 4.00 -
30 Lane Little Jeffrey Dahmer was not like other boys. Nothing made him happier than seeing mommy and daddy in a fit of rage. Add a Comment 17 3.94 -
31 Joshua That's what happens when you let your kid watch the surgery channel after eating a huge breakfast. Add a Comment 18 3.78 -
32 Jonathan The babysitter thought it would be better to count to 15 instead of 10 while playing hide-&-seek. Add a Comment 17 3.76 -
33 Leslie king midas, before he hit puberty. Add a Comment 18 3.67 -
34 Daniel Unable to find snow in southern California, this future Olympic skater improvises. Add a Comment 17 3.65 -
35 Mark Coming Christmas 2006: "Revenge of the Spanked" Add a Comment 17 3.59 -
36 Joel John and Linda never let their son play with the white supremacist neighbor kids again. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 17 3.35 -
37 Sara Little did Dad know that what he came home to wasn't really paint. It was all part of Mom's well planned payback for that time he replaced our only toilet with a urinal. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 17 3.29 -
38 Jason "Honey, have you seen the bovine fertility specimens anywhere? They are due at the lab in 20 minutes!" Add a Comment 17 3.24 -
39 Leslie in between sobs, mom managed to hear ricky say: ".....i'm a little white man.....in a little white house.....with a little white tv.....and look! here comes my little white servant boy....." Add a Comment 18 2.83 -

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