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Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Lane |
The look of sheer horror on mommy's face confirmed little Bobby's suspicions...he had really painted himself into a corner.
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I'm not saying anything...............
(Jason - Aug 4, 2006 09:22:09 AM)
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who thinks lane has an 'I WIN' button that he clicks on (kinda like the office max (or whatever it is) 'easy' button)?
(Mike K - Aug 4, 2006 09:22:22 AM)
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i guess i said it for you jason...just 13 seconds later...
(Mike K - Aug 4, 2006 09:23:23 AM)
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Lane is just good, go Lane!
(Amy M - Aug 4, 2006 09:42:40 AM)
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The 'Easy' button is Staples, I think. I hope people can appreciate the conundrum this site is for me. I try to balance doing well personally with what's best to encourage site participation. Unfortunately those two don't always coexist nicely. Oh well, I'm sure the law of averages will kick in and I will tank the next several weeks. :)
(Lane - Aug 4, 2006 11:36:58 AM)
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i was just trying to stir the pot. guess it didn't work. i knew office max didn't sound right...oh well.
(Mike K - Aug 4, 2006 12:37:41 PM)
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17 |
5.71 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
Julie's recent month-long exhibit of her "White Kids" masterpiece was adored by the critics, though many wondered if it were a little unethical to use real children whose feet were epoxied to the floor.
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17 |
5.53 |
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| 3 |
Jonathan |
In order to make their RC Willey payments for their new TV, Pergo flooring, and leather couch, Jeff and April decided to open a daycare.
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"Daddy Day Care"
(Casey - Jul 31, 2006 09:38:57 AM)
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Oh the irony...I love it. :)
(Lane - Jul 31, 2006 10:23:08 AM)
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I wonder if they got the couch scotch-guarded. Probably doesn't matter.
(Mark - Aug 1, 2006 09:06:30 PM)
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I feel bad. In hindsight, I think this is the best caption this week. Good Job Jonathan. I should have voted it better...not sure what I was thinking. Can I change my vote Lane? :)
(Jason - Aug 4, 2006 02:15:35 PM)
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No, but I agree with you...this was my favorite as well.
(Lane - Aug 4, 2006 03:20:39 PM)
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17 |
5.47 |
- |
| 4 |
Cassie |
At least the white-out concealed the sharpie incident.
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17 |
5.41 |
- |
| 5 |
Jason |
"Look Timmy, now we can wrestle in goo just like those ladies Dad was watching on TV last night".
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17 |
5.29 |
- |
| 6 |
Leslie |
"some of the paint you can't see mommy, cause it's in my belly!"
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18 |
5.28 |
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| 7 |
Daniel |
The heat in California was to much for the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
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Dan - TWO captions in the top ten? Something must be wrong here....? ;)
(Jason - Aug 4, 2006 02:16:53 PM)
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17 |
5.18 |
- |
| 8 |
Jonathan |
After 4 years of following the Hands-off Parenting Handbook, Jimmy made good on the Barnes & Noble money back guarantee.
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17 |
5.06 |
- |
| 9 |
Daniel |
Brandon knew that mom would be furious if she caught them watching Barney.
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17 |
5.00 |
- |
| 10 |
Jonathan |
In one big epiphanous deja-vu moment, Grandpa Jeff grasps the principle of Karma, and slowly grins.
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Anyone who can correctly use the word epiphanous deserves to win!
(Julie H - Jul 31, 2006 03:35:03 PM)
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Too bad it's not a real word. "Epiphanic" would have been the correct choice.
(Sara - Jul 31, 2006 05:07:35 PM)
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It actually is a real word...http://www.merriamwebster.com/dictionary/epiphanous
(Julie H - Aug 1, 2006 12:10:27 AM)
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If America had a language academy like the French do, "epiphanic" would be the only correct choice.
(Jonathan - Aug 1, 2006 09:08:52 AM)
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17 |
4.94 |
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| 11 |
Cassie |
It's 6 am. Do you know what your kids are doing?
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17 |
4.88 |
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| 12 |
Meghan |
Knowing it would be his last, Mom wanted to capture Jimmy's smile...
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17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 13 |
Mark |
Four year old white supremacist Jethro Jones and his little brother Bobby Ray Jones decide they've had enough with having any pigment whatsoever.
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17 |
4.59 |
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| 14 |
Sara |
Times sure have changed. When I was a kid, we were content with paint chips.
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 15 |
Michael |
Hi Mommy, look we were playing "While you were out." What? Don't you like your new home make over?
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18 |
4.56 |
- |
| 16 |
Michelle |
"Motherhood is so rewarding. I LOVE being a mom! Come and meet my 2 sweet little angels. I'm sure you'll want some of your own when you meet ... HOLY S***! I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!"
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17 |
4.53 |
- |
| 17 |
Joshua |
you will note the kids toys are spotless...
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
| 18 |
Jason |
To this day, the babysitter has not been seen again.
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 19 |
Sara |
Even the earliest tests showed that Stevie had a strong apptitude for commercial painting. Sadly, like so many others in the field, his immense talent and love of the job was snuffed out all too soon by an unfortunate, life-long addiction to paint fumes.
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 20 |
Sara |
That was the year Mom nicknamed me "Chucky."
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 21 |
Michelle |
"Honey, have you seen that can of lead-based paint that was in the garage? I can't find it."
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 22 |
Meghan |
Within minutes Junior could finally understand what "weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth" looked like.
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 23 |
Daniel |
Mom didn't fully realize the impact summer would have on her husband Frosty.
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17 |
4.41 |
- |
| 24 |
Mark |
Kid: "No way, man! Your old lady said she wanted it white, and that's what we painted it. If you want it beige, you're gonna have to pay us double!"
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17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 25 |
Leslie |
susan was troubled that her oldest son's R's still sounded like W's, but she took pride in the fact that she had taught him to "choose the right".
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18 |
4.22 |
- |
| 26 |
Michael |
The parents cleaned everything but the tv. The children really missed Barney but the the parents didn't.
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18 |
4.17 |
- |
| 27 |
Jason |
This was the last time this kid smiled in a LONG while!
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17 |
4.06 |
- |
| 28 |
Mark |
It takes years of painting before you can successfully paint a kid without using a drop cloth.
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17 |
4.00 |
- |
| 29 |
Lane |
"Timmy! You're in BIG trouble young man! I told you to pick up your toys over an hour ago..."
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17 |
4.00 |
- |
| 30 |
Lane |
Little Jeffrey Dahmer was not like other boys. Nothing made him happier than seeing mommy and daddy in a fit of rage.
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17 |
3.94 |
- |
| 31 |
Joshua |
That's what happens when you let your kid watch the surgery channel after eating a huge breakfast.
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18 |
3.78 |
- |
| 32 |
Jonathan |
The babysitter thought it would be better to count to 15 instead of 10 while playing hide-&-seek.
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17 |
3.76 |
- |
| 33 |
Leslie |
king midas, before he hit puberty.
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18 |
3.67 |
- |
| 34 |
Daniel |
Unable to find snow in southern California, this future Olympic skater improvises.
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17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 35 |
Mark |
Coming Christmas 2006: "Revenge of the Spanked"
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17 |
3.59 |
- |
| 36 |
Joel |
John and Linda never let their son play with the white supremacist neighbor kids again.
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Tell me you didn't already see the white supremacist caption that was entered yesterday.
(Anonymous - Aug 1, 2006 09:24:07 PM)
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i really don't think they threaten one another.
(Anonymous - Aug 1, 2006 10:22:00 PM)
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17 |
3.35 |
- |
| 37 |
Sara |
Little did Dad know that what he came home to wasn't really paint. It was all part of Mom's well planned payback for that time he replaced our only toilet with a urinal.
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sara.......?
(Jason - Aug 4, 2006 01:00:05 AM)
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Hey, it's still funny to me, OK! Just 'cause you . . . . and nobody else . . . gets it. Besides, you can't win 'em all (unless you're Lane)!
(Sara - Aug 4, 2006 10:00:20 AM)
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17 |
3.29 |
- |
| 38 |
Jason |
"Honey, have you seen the bovine fertility specimens anywhere? They are due at the lab in 20 minutes!"
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17 |
3.24 |
- |
| 39 |
Leslie |
in between sobs, mom managed to hear ricky say: ".....i'm a little white man.....in a little white house.....with a little white tv.....and look! here comes my little white servant boy....."
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18 |
2.83 |
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July 31-August 6, 2006
