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Caption |
Votes |
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Lane |
This photo should remove any further doubt...Morgan sucks at his job.
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Man, doctoring the votes makes this WAY easier...why didn't I think of it earlier? ;)
(Lane - May 20, 2005 09:33:34 AM)
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17 |
6.24 |
- |
2 |
Lane |
Next on MythBusters: How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? We use cutting edge science to try to answer this age-old question.
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17 |
6.00 |
- |
3 |
Lane |
After the cancellation of "Enterprise" due to poor ratings, Star Trek's funding is cut and their next series is...noticeably lower tech.
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17 |
5.82 |
- |
4 |
Mike K |
Jah. Ich sich laben musik mit shaven melon!
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17 |
5.53 |
- |
5 |
Michelle |
Morgan appeared crestfallen upon hearing that Club Omni was shutting down--now he could only rely on stake dances as a means to share his own special brand of techno/trance music with the youth of Zion.
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Crestfallen...nice word. I, uh, totally didn't have to look it up or anything...
(Lane - May 17, 2005 04:48:55 PM)
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17 |
5.35 |
- |
6 |
Brent |
What you are about to see is not pretty. This is the sad tale of Morgan Hall. The shattered life of a Pixy Stix addict.
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17 |
5.29 |
- |
7 |
Jordan H |
100% Morganic
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
8 |
Mike K |
The new and not-so-portable iPod Mammoth (100 terabytes).
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
9 |
Julie H |
After joining a cult, shaving his head, and waiting for a UFO for months...Morgan decides to try his arsenic laced lollipop. He realized the error of his ways as lights appeared above him.
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
10 |
David |
Blue man forgot to put on his blue makeup
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
11 |
Kathy |
Morgan eagerly anticipated the day he would receive the call that the Devo cover band would finally be formed.
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
12 |
Brent |
"Morgan what are you doing?" "I'm trying to contact life on other planets, what do ya think? Gosh!"
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17 |
5.18 |
- |
13 |
Lane |
The latest way to get wasted at parties: Cranial NOS. Just throw on the headset, insert oral plug, crank the knob, and hang on for the ride!
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17 |
5.12 |
- |
14 |
Brian |
Morgan has a huge lawsuit on his hands after this picture finds it's way to Moby's agent.
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17 |
5.06 |
- |
15 |
Carol-Lyn |
When TeleTubbies go bad ...
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17 |
5.00 |
- |
16 |
Steve |
This will be the best Lamda, lamda, lamda harvest carnival event ever Lewis. Are the Omega Mu's ready Booger?
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i don't get this, but I still think it's funny
(Brian - May 18, 2005 12:13:47 PM)
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Steve, this one was WAY funnier than 4.89. Props.
(Ryan - May 20, 2005 09:05:47 AM)
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18 |
4.89 |
- |
17 |
Donna |
A prime example of a man's ability to multitask: working a sound set and sucking a lollipop. Bravo!!!
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17 |
4.82 |
- |
18 |
Brian |
after morgan is diagnosed as being violently psychotic, the doctors perform a lobotomy, and get him started on the electrotherapy. (the sucker is so he doesn't bite his toung off)
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17 |
4.71 |
- |
19 |
Mike K |
Techno DJ Master Morgan cranks out his favorite remix: “The system…is down…the system…is down…”
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http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html
(Anonymous - May 16, 2005 02:32:11 PM)
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http://homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html
(Michael - May 16, 2005 04:14:06 PM)
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
20 |
Mike K |
The cooler, hipper, and more technologically savvy crime fighter – Kojak II.
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
21 |
Jeff T |
Morgan ALMOST gets the "princess Leah smokes a stogie" look down.
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
22 |
Carol-Lyn |
Billy Coragan was busy, so we got Morgan Hall -- bargain!
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17 |
4.41 |
- |
23 |
Cray |
So what if I have two sets of ears?
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17 |
4.35 |
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24 |
Cray |
Ohoh Sony called and they are canceling their endorsment becasue the head phones are upside down again.
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I liked this one Herf!
(Mike K - May 20, 2005 09:14:43 AM)
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17 |
4.24 |
- |
25 |
Kathy |
Little known failed pilot: Kojak: The Geeky Years
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
26 |
Joel |
"I am a hot stud. You must give me the continuum transfunctioner."
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17 |
4.00 |
- |
27 |
Jamie |
The aliens finally made the connection to upgrade his brain, but instead they are sucking all the crap out of his precious head.
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18 |
3.94 |
- |
28 |
Brooke |
Hi I am a Test Crash Dummy...... Any ideas?
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18 |
3.83 |
- |
29 |
Jordan H |
I am from planet Dork, do as i say...
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17 |
3.82 |
- |
30 |
David |
He gets irate when you touch his skinny little dangly down thing.
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17 |
3.76 |
- |
31 |
Jordan H |
The W is for Weirdo
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17 |
3.47 |
- |
32 |
Ryan |
And then somebody farted...
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I thought Nate was on a Grand Canyon River trip??
(Mike K - May 16, 2005 10:36:35 AM)
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Satellite phone + laptop. Hey Nate, hit a big rapid for me!
(Lane - May 16, 2005 01:01:47 PM)
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I hope this one doesn't lose. I gave it an 8. I had good laugh.
(Brian - May 18, 2005 12:18:31 PM)
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Check. Fart jokes= not funny. Unfortunately, I put this down on a whim, and then forgot to add a real caption, so my power rankings going down the outhouse this week.
(Ryan - May 20, 2005 09:02:43 AM)
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I was wondering about your strategy for this week. :) But don't worry about it...PR gets reset at the beginning of July - you can go fart-free for contest 2...
(Lane - May 20, 2005 09:31:51 AM)
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17 |
2.24 |
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