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				Lane | 
				
					This photo should remove any further doubt...Morgan sucks at his job.
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						Man, doctoring the votes makes this WAY easier...why didn't I think of it earlier? ;)
						 
							(Lane - May 20, 2005  09:33:34 AM)
						 
						 
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				17 | 
				6.24 | 
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				| 2 | 
				Lane | 
				
					Next on MythBusters: How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop? We use cutting edge science to try to answer this age-old question.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				6.00 | 
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				| 3 | 
				Lane | 
				
					After the cancellation of "Enterprise" due to poor ratings, Star Trek's funding is cut and their next series is...noticeably lower tech.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.82 | 
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				| 4 | 
				Mike K | 
				
					Jah. Ich sich laben musik mit shaven melon!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.53 | 
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				| 5 | 
				Michelle | 
				
					Morgan appeared crestfallen upon hearing that Club Omni was shutting down--now he could only rely on stake dances as a means to share his own special brand of techno/trance music with the youth of Zion.
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						Crestfallen...nice word. I, uh, totally didn't have to look it up or anything...
						 
							(Lane - May 17, 2005  04:48:55 PM)
						 
						 
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				17 | 
				5.35 | 
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				| 6 | 
				Brent | 
				
					What you are about to see is not pretty.  This is the sad tale of Morgan Hall. The shattered life of a Pixy Stix addict.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.29 | 
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				| 7 | 
				Jordan H | 
				
					100% Morganic
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.24 | 
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				| 8 | 
				Mike K | 
				
					The new and not-so-portable iPod Mammoth (100 terabytes).
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.24 | 
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				| 9 | 
				Julie H | 
				
					After joining a cult, shaving his head, and waiting for a UFO for months...Morgan decides to try his arsenic laced lollipop.  He realized the error of his ways as lights appeared above him.  
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.24 | 
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				| 10 | 
				David | 
				
					Blue man forgot to put on his blue makeup 
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.24 | 
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				| 11 | 
				Kathy | 
				
					Morgan eagerly anticipated the day he would receive the call that the Devo cover band would finally be formed.  
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.24 | 
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				| 12 | 
				Brent | 
				
					"Morgan what are you doing?" "I'm trying to contact life on other planets, what do ya think? Gosh!" 
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.18 | 
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				| 13 | 
				Lane | 
				
					The latest way to get wasted at parties: Cranial NOS. Just throw on the headset, insert oral plug, crank the knob, and hang on for the ride!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.12 | 
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				| 14 | 
				Brian | 
				
					Morgan has a huge lawsuit on his hands after this picture finds it's way to Moby's agent.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.06 | 
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				| 15 | 
				Carol-Lyn | 
				
					When TeleTubbies go bad ...
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				5.00 | 
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				| 16 | 
				Steve | 
				
					This will be the best Lamda, lamda, lamda harvest carnival event ever Lewis. Are the Omega Mu's ready Booger?
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						i don't get this, but I still think it's funny
						 
							(Brian - May 18, 2005  12:13:47 PM)
						 
						 
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						Steve, this one was WAY funnier than 4.89.  Props.
						 
							(Ryan - May 20, 2005  09:05:47 AM)
						 
						 
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				18 | 
				4.89 | 
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				| 17 | 
				Donna | 
				
					A prime example of a man's ability to multitask: working a sound set and sucking a lollipop. Bravo!!!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				4.82 | 
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				| 18 | 
				Brian | 
				
					after morgan is diagnosed as being violently psychotic, the doctors perform a lobotomy, and get him started on the electrotherapy. (the sucker is so he doesn't bite his toung off)
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				4.71 | 
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				| 19 | 
				Mike K | 
				
					Techno DJ Master Morgan cranks out his favorite remix: “The system…is down…the system…is down…”
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html
						 
							(Anonymous - May 16, 2005  02:32:11 PM)
						 
						 
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						http://homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html
						 
							(Michael - May 16, 2005  04:14:06 PM)
						 
						 
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				17 | 
				4.65 | 
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				| 20 | 
				Mike K | 
				
					The cooler, hipper, and more technologically savvy crime fighter – Kojak II.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				4.59 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 21 | 
				Jeff T | 
				
					Morgan ALMOST gets the "princess Leah smokes a stogie" look down.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				18 | 
				4.50 | 
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				| 22 | 
				Carol-Lyn | 
				
					Billy Coragan was busy, so we got Morgan Hall -- bargain!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				4.41 | 
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				| 23 | 
				Cray | 
				
					So what if I have two sets of ears?
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				4.35 | 
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				| 24 | 
				Cray | 
				
					Ohoh Sony called and they are canceling their endorsment becasue the head phones are upside down again.
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						I liked this one Herf!
						 
							(Mike K - May 20, 2005  09:14:43 AM)
						 
						 
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				17 | 
				4.24 | 
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				| 25 | 
				Kathy | 
				
					Little known failed pilot: Kojak:  The Geeky Years
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				4.18 | 
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				| 26 | 
				Joel | 
				
					"I am a hot stud.  You must give me the continuum transfunctioner."
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				4.00 | 
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				| 27 | 
				Jamie | 
				
					The aliens finally made the connection to upgrade his brain, but instead they are sucking all the crap out of his precious head.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				18 | 
				3.94 | 
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				| 28 | 
				Brooke | 
				
					Hi I am a Test Crash Dummy...... Any ideas?
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				18 | 
				3.83 | 
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				| 29 | 
				Jordan H | 
				
					I am from planet Dork, do as i say...
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				17 | 
				3.82 | 
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				| 30 | 
				David | 
				
					He gets irate when you touch his skinny little dangly down thing.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				3.76 | 
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				| 31 | 
				Jordan H | 
				
					The W is for Weirdo
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				3.47 | 
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				| 32 | 
				Ryan | 
				
					And then somebody farted...
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						I thought Nate was on a Grand Canyon River trip??
						 
							(Mike K - May 16, 2005  10:36:35 AM)
						 
						 
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						Satellite phone + laptop. Hey Nate, hit a big rapid for me!
						 
							(Lane - May 16, 2005  01:01:47 PM)
						 
						 
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						I hope this one doesn't lose. I gave it an 8. I had good laugh.
						 
							(Brian - May 18, 2005  12:18:31 PM)
						 
						 
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						Check.  Fart jokes= not funny.  Unfortunately, I put this down on a whim, and then forgot to add a real caption, so my power rankings going down the outhouse this week.
						 
							(Ryan - May 20, 2005  09:02:43 AM)
						 
						 
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						I was wondering about your strategy for this week. :) But don't worry about it...PR gets reset at the beginning of July - you can go fart-free for contest 2...
						 
							(Lane - May 20, 2005  09:31:51 AM)
						 
						 
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				17 | 
				2.24 | 
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