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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Jonathan |
New at the cookie factory, Chin thought it would be a good joke to write "You will die in fiery plane crash" on about 250 fortune cookie inserts.
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(6)
Dang, this is clever. How do you do it?????
(Jason - Aug 7, 2006 11:08:54 PM)
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http://www.jimandmichael.com/Blogs/michael/2005/03/fortune-cookies.html
(Michael - Aug 9, 2006 01:00:27 PM)
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I have a cookie fortune that is sitting on my monitor stand that I read every time I have a bad day at work. It inspired me to write this caption.
(Jonathan - Aug 10, 2006 02:53:39 PM)
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Does it tell you how you are going to die?
(Jason - Aug 11, 2006 09:21:44 AM)
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Nice work, Jon.
(Lane - Aug 11, 2006 09:53:18 AM)
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Wow, look at this top 8. Jonathan, Jonathan, Jason, William, Jason, Jason, Lane(AKA the button-pusher), William. Has it ever happened before that 7 of the top ten are the same three people? That's pretty uncanny. Good job, guys.
(Jeff T - Aug 14, 2006 10:09:43 AM)
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18 |
6.44 |
- |
2 |
Jonathan |
Last communication from Chinese tower to pilot: Rand on back top in flont of towel.
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18 |
5.78 |
- |
3 |
Jason |
Flight Attendant: "See that everyone?...And you thought we were just on a power trip when we made you turn off your cell phones!"
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18 |
5.50 |
- |
4 |
William |
"Attention all special frequent flyer members: just a policy reminder, in the event that we do not reach the end of the runway, your account will be deducted the difference of mileage."
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18 |
5.39 |
- |
5 |
Jason |
"Just one more thing before take off this morning. The captain wants to remind all passengers: DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT push the little red button over the sink in the lavoratory."
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18 |
5.39 |
- |
6 |
Jason |
"Ladies and Gentlemen in the Gate area, We apologize for the delay of flight 235. We will have your aircraft serviced and ready to go in about 45 minutes. Thank You."
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18 |
5.39 |
- |
7 |
Lane |
Reporter: "...and while certainly a tragic loss of life, the Chinese government would like to remind viewers that approximately 6 million babies were born in the meantime. The motherland remains strong."
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(5)
mostly male babies, right?
(Jason - Aug 9, 2006 08:59:26 AM)
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gasp! 7th place. you must have clicked the 'i-must-win-the-contest-but-not-look-too-obvious-button'! =)
(Mike K - Aug 11, 2006 08:15:08 AM)
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HA HA Mike!
(Michael - Aug 11, 2006 11:12:18 AM)
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Is that right next to his "My caption goes to the top in the final few votes" button? Maybe he accidently hit the wrong one. :)
(Jason - Aug 11, 2006 01:36:50 PM)
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One word: scoreboard. :)
(Lane - Aug 11, 2006 04:32:54 PM)
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18 |
5.33 |
- |
8 |
William |
"For our passengers on the right side of the aircraft, please look out the window and note what happens when you do not return your tray tables and seat to the upright position."
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18 |
5.17 |
- |
9 |
Jeff T |
"As we taxy down the runway, we invite all passengers to look out the windows on the LEFT side of the airline where they will see a beautiful Chinese country landscape as well as a statue that is a tribute to Communist China's unparalleled aviation prowess."
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18 |
5.11 |
- |
10 |
Joel |
The decision to fly that plane was overturned.
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18 |
5.11 |
- |
11 |
Sara |
When airline tarmac "avant-garde" art crosses the line . . .
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18 |
4.94 |
- |
12 |
Cassie |
Chinese officials rethink the student-pilot program as less economical than they once believed.
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18 |
4.89 |
- |
13 |
Daniel |
Captain to main cabin: "You see what happens when we allow the Fat Americans to sit next to each other!"
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18 |
4.83 |
- |
14 |
Lane |
Pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, I know exactly what happened to that plane you see out your windows to the right. It was...DEMOCRACY!" (shrieks and gasps)
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18 |
4.78 |
- |
15 |
Sara |
Looks like those disgruntled union pilots have been playing chicken fights on the runway again . . .
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18 |
4.72 |
- |
16 |
Mike K |
What happens when pranks between two competing airlines go too far.
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18 |
4.67 |
- |
17 |
Mike K |
There must have been 'snakes on that plane'.
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18 |
4.61 |
- |
18 |
William |
"Chinese Airlines....where pilots drink FREE!!! - $5 in main cabin..."
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18 |
4.56 |
- |
19 |
Mike K |
"Ha! Way to go Lee! I knew you couldn't pull off the inverted 360 with a wing drag!"
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18 |
4.56 |
- |
20 |
Jason |
What do you expect when you pay $29.99 for a round trip?
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
21 |
Daniel |
There is a little old lady in Haiti that is smiling. She made them pay for not letting her take her voodoo bag on the plane.
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
22 |
Allison |
Fly Mandarin Airlines: Accelerate Your Life.
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18 |
4.44 |
- |
23 |
Cassie |
It's just a good thing their seats served as floatation devices!
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18 |
4.39 |
- |
24 |
Jonathan |
After this "incident", the Chinese Lucky 5 Airline, quickly changed its name to "Mandarin Airlines."
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Yeah . . . Lucky 4 Airline just wouldn't sound as good. :)
(Sara - Aug 7, 2006 01:59:55 PM)
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18 |
4.39 |
- |
25 |
Daniel |
Starting tomorrow all airline seat cushions will be equipped with airbags...
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18 |
4.33 |
- |
26 |
Jonathan |
Government officials said that exploding ping-pong balls in the unpressurized cargo bay brought down the commercial airplane. One-star ping-pong balls have subsequently been banned in airplanes.
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18 |
4.17 |
- |
27 |
Steve |
Plane sunning, BEEEP, time to turn over.
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18 |
4.11 |
- |
28 |
Daniel |
The buzz from green tea extract only lasts 29 minutes, unfortunately this flight was 30 minutes.
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18 |
3.89 |
- |
29 |
Nate |
That pilot should have stayed at a Holiday Inn.
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19 |
3.84 |
- |
30 |
Lane |
"Whatever happened to ol' Toonces anyway?" "Last I heard...said he was sick of cars and was ready to move on..."
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18 |
3.67 |
- |
31 |
Michael |
Stewardess: "We want all of you to be PERFECTLY comfortable. Please let us know if you need anything."
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18 |
3.61 |
- |
32 |
Mike K |
I can just imagine the chaos. An airplane full of panicky, deodorant-free Chinese screaming and pointing at the wreckage ala Tattoo: "De plane! De plane!"
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18 |
3.50 |
- |
33 |
Sara |
Runway Roadkill
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Sara! What are you doing all the way down here??? Oh ya, I gave this one a 0..... :)
(Jason - Aug 11, 2006 09:23:44 AM)
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Fine by me! Between this 0 and the 9 that you unwittingly gave me for my so-called snooty "avant-garde" caption, I'm satisfied. HA! :)
(Sara - Aug 11, 2006 10:03:55 AM)
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If you are trying to get my spot on the most 0 bombs received list, it isn't going to work. Michael are way worse than yours. :)
(Michael - Aug 11, 2006 11:14:30 AM)
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18 |
3.28 |
- |
34 |
Michael |
Stewardess: "Everyone look to the right. That is what happens if you fart on the plane. Please, for all of our sakes, no farting!"
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I just noticed this one was dead last! K, I am usually pretty prissy about the farting and other not so discreet captions (Jason can vouch for that), but I have to admit that I totally busted up when I read this one!
(Sara - Aug 11, 2006 02:55:50 PM)
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Fart ones never do well...but it doesn't seem to be a deterrent either. :)
(Lane - Aug 11, 2006 04:30:48 PM)
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Yes, there seems to be a lot of fart joke discrimination on the board......
(Jason - Aug 13, 2006 01:36:25 AM)
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18 |
2.94 |
- |