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Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Lane |
"They laughed when they found out I was paying 12% tithing...well who's laughing now!? Farewell evil world..."
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Why 12%? What's the norm?
(William - Aug 18, 2006 02:38:10 AM)
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10% willy. nice job lane...gee...1st place? what an unusual finish for you!
(Mike K - Aug 18, 2006 08:37:38 AM)
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I saw a "nice job" and had to do a double-take. :)
(Lane - Aug 18, 2006 10:25:46 AM)
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Very Funny Caption...oh wait, it's Lane's again! Booooooo!
(Jason - Aug 18, 2006 12:38:57 PM)
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20 |
7.05 |
- |
| 2 |
Chris N |
Morgan had always been a little "probe-curious", and thus he did not fight the abduction.
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LOL
(Jason - Aug 15, 2006 04:33:42 PM)
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a little freudianism in this one chris? too many trips to the dr. lately? =)
(Mike K - Aug 18, 2006 08:39:08 AM)
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No comment.
(Christian - Aug 18, 2006 08:50:07 AM)
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20 |
5.90 |
- |
| 3 |
Sara |
This hike brought to you by the letter "I" . . .
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20 |
5.65 |
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| 4 |
Lane |
"I have this same dream every night...can you tell me what it means, doc?"
"I can't be certain, Mr. Luthor, but it sounds like a case of Super-envy..."
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Brilliant caption - very clever.
(Jonathan - Aug 14, 2006 04:24:14 PM)
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20 |
5.30 |
- |
| 5 |
Jeff T |
You could see the gleam of joy on Morgan's face as he bid the earth one last farewell and returned to the mothership.
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20 |
5.25 |
- |
| 6 |
Jason |
A sudden surge of burned lawn incidents in southern Utah County on Friday was finally explained when investigators were able to track the cause to intense solar reflections from a "large, shiny object" on the top of the mountain.
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Ii really liked this one Jason. Thanks for making me LOL!
(Michael - Aug 18, 2006 12:58:19 PM)
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20 |
5.05 |
- |
| 7 |
Cassie |
"Now that we've successfully collected every last strand of hair, return the specimen to its home planet."
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(1)
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nice cassie. consistent top 10 finishes. keep 'em coming!
(Mike K - Aug 18, 2006 08:42:46 AM)
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20 |
5.00 |
- |
| 8 |
Michael |
Morgan practices river dance in the wierdest locations.
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20 |
4.95 |
- |
| 9 |
Marc |
It's amazing how much lift those little flapping shoelaces provide!
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(1)
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this was among my favorites. as was your 'ballast in the shorts" one. THAT one should have done better, imho!
(Mike K - Aug 18, 2006 08:40:31 AM)
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20 |
4.95 |
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| 10 |
Chris N |
Who dressed that hotdog like a person?
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this caption is my fav. :)
(Leslie - Aug 16, 2006 06:41:27 PM)
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Me too! It should be ranking way higher . . .
(Sara - Aug 17, 2006 09:49:21 AM)
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20 |
4.85 |
- |
| 11 |
Sara |
This was taken at the moment Morgan's rocket boosters failed to ignite. His next few moments were humiliating and painful.
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20 |
4.75 |
- |
| 12 |
David |
The invisible hand of God, grabbed his bald little head and lifted him into the air.
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21 |
4.52 |
- |
| 13 |
William |
Morgan is truly jumping for joy - by the end of the week Jordan will be married and will finally move out of the house!
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20 |
4.50 |
- |
| 14 |
Jonathan |
When Morgan showed the picture that would prove his alibi to the judge, he realized that he had made one tiny mistake when creating the PhotoShop overlay.
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20 |
4.50 |
- |
| 15 |
Sara |
Morgan tests his new theory: the tighter the butt clench, the higher the jump.
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20 |
4.50 |
- |
| 16 |
Jonathan |
Morgan still suffers from post-traumatic-Blue-Man syndrome.
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20 |
4.45 |
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| 17 |
Lane |
File photo of the launching of a deadly ICBM: Intercontinental Ballistic Morgan.
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Could just be a scud.
(Jonathan - Aug 15, 2006 03:44:00 PM)
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20 |
4.45 |
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| 18 |
Marc |
Logan, quick! I need some more ballast in my shorts!
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20 |
4.45 |
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| 19 |
Steve |
"Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't..."
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There does seem to be a little Michael Stipe going on . . .
(Sara - Aug 14, 2006 02:57:17 PM)
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I liked this caption. Perhaps not everyone remembers the video.
(Michelle - Aug 16, 2006 11:21:12 AM)
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I meant to say video...link didn't work. Here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLuD6EcCJFI
(Michelle - Aug 16, 2006 11:21:58 AM)
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21 |
4.38 |
- |
| 20 |
Jason |
Everyone knew about Jesus decending and returning to the Mount of Olives one day. However, no one was quite prepared for His assistant, Angel Bruce, who arrived shortly before "to get things ready".
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20 |
4.35 |
- |
| 21 |
Sara |
This is Morgan performing a stunt he choreographed himself just days before taking "best male chearleader" at nationals. He prefers practicing on the unstable mountain terrain because it really challenges his balance and control.
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20 |
4.15 |
- |
| 22 |
Jeff T |
*thinking really hard* "Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a ...whoah!"
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20 |
4.10 |
- |
| 23 |
Jonathan |
Morgan attempts to measure the rotational velocity of the earth by jumping straight up, and measuring the distance between his launch and land points divided by time in air. Unfortunately, Morgan jumped too high and obtained orbit.
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20 |
4.05 |
- |
| 24 |
Jonathan |
A bald giant was spotted in Utah Valley today, razing the town of Saratoga Springs with his tiptoes.
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20 |
4.00 |
- |
| 25 |
William |
One should never exceed the recommended dosage of Viagra.
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20 |
3.85 |
- |
| 26 |
Jeff T |
Morgan, delirious by the time they reached the summit, had been freaking everybody out by saying he was seeing "Jackalopes". About the time he started chanting the word "Bound", they decided to call in Search and Rescue.
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20 |
3.80 |
- |
| 27 |
Daniel |
The lastest in high tech explosives from Iran. This one is called the punk buster.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should
(Jeff T - Aug 14, 2006 01:19:03 PM)
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21 |
3.76 |
- |
| 28 |
Lane |
Logan already thought he was the highest person in Utah County...but looking over and seeing Morgan floating around removed all doubt.
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
| 29 |
Michael |
I guess the call to the suicide hotline didn't work.
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i 'got' it and liked it mike!
(Mike K - Aug 18, 2006 08:43:34 AM)
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
| 30 |
William |
Too much Mt. Dew will affect your nervous system.
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nervous?
(Jeff T - Aug 14, 2006 09:57:53 AM)
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(Anonymous - Aug 14, 2006 10:07:38 AM)
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Too much beer affects spelling....
(Anonymous - Aug 14, 2006 10:08:14 AM)
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Hey! He got it wright! (hic)
(Anonymous - Aug 15, 2006 06:30:35 PM)
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20 |
3.65 |
- |
| 31 |
Marc |
Those Bounce dryer sheets really work!
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20 |
3.55 |
- |
| 32 |
Joel |
The lost story of Morgan the Angel of Death is proof, once again, that many plain and precious truths were taken from the bible.
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20 |
3.55 |
- |
| 33 |
Michael |
I knew there was something strange about him.
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20 |
3.45 |
- |
| 34 |
Leslie |
Rock Biter's shoulder devil, "Hey, run over that Atreyu kid with your tricycle!!"
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Wow, I forgot he had a tricycle!
(Anonymous - Aug 15, 2006 09:43:48 PM)
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is this caption too vague? it sounded absolutely GENIUS in my mind! i guess i need a few pointers on how to write a successful caption. :)
(Anonymous - Aug 16, 2006 06:50:44 PM)
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I was about to write a caption saying, "I for one did not get it". But after studying the picture for a bit, I finally did get it. Brilliant, if not a little too subtle.
(Jeff T - Aug 17, 2006 09:45:43 AM)
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you're a good man jeff t.
(Leslie - Aug 17, 2006 11:04:04 PM)
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20 |
3.45 |
- |
| 35 |
Jason |
Morgan, long addicted to making phone calls while atop mountain peaks, breaks down in a tantrum when he realizes he left is cell phone in the car.
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20 |
3.15 |
- |
| 36 |
Michael |
The judges gave him a ten for a perfect back dive.
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20 |
3.00 |
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August 14-20, 2006
