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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Lane |
Dementia rapidia can strike quickly and without warning. Symptoms include indifference, retardation, glee, rage, or complete and total bewilderment.
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nice job penny. this was easily my favorite caption.
(Leslie - Sep 1, 2006 02:44:47 PM)
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16 |
5.81 |
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| 2 |
Jonathan |
Cassie had some confusion between the terms salmon and salmonella and was a little scared of the water.
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16 |
5.56 |
- |
| 3 |
Jonathan |
In the middle of Hell's rapids, Cassie suddenly realized something that the other two girls hadn't; their "professional" guides were a Krispy Kreme clerk and a wierd bee keeper.
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16 |
5.31 |
- |
| 4 |
Meghan |
Cassie thought her poor little wet puppy routine would surely catch Lane's attention...
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(3)
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How did you know???
(Cassie - Aug 28, 2006 05:11:01 PM)
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Maybe she should have tried the "drop-Lane's-camera-on-a-rock" routine like I did. Works every time. :)
(Michelle - Aug 30, 2006 12:08:15 PM)
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it's all about how you bend over to pick up the 'dropped' camera, though.
(Mike K - Aug 30, 2006 01:17:30 PM)
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16 |
5.25 |
- |
| 5 |
Leslie |
OREGON TRAIL
GAME OVER!!
The river is too deep to ford. You lose:
34 bullets
2 wheels
2 oxen
WALT (drowned)
TRENT (drowned)
AMY (drowned)
MEGHAN (drowned)
CASSIE (dysentery)
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If "ford" by definition means a shallow place in a body of water, such as a river, where one can cross by walking or riding on an animal or in a vehicle, then how can it ever be too deep "to ford a ford"? Sorry, I'll see myself out. I love this caption though. Oregon Trail 4-evah!
(Allison - Aug 30, 2006 01:07:33 PM)
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16 |
5.19 |
- |
| 6 |
Meghan |
As a part of Trent's 'new to the river' initiation rite, Cassie reached down to find her seat covered with leftover river burritos.
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would somebody be so kind as to explain what river burritos are? and further more, why are they leftover?
(Leslie - Aug 31, 2006 06:05:25 PM)
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This was the best one this week. Yes, please explain what these burritos are. I wasn't sure, but they made me laugh!
(Jason - Sep 1, 2006 01:21:09 AM)
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16 |
5.12 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
Amy: "Weeeee!"
Meghan: "Yeah!!"
Cassie: "Two-tone green? What was I thinking? I'm hideous..."
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16 |
5.12 |
- |
| 8 |
Lane |
Meghan: "Hey guys...wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
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16 |
5.00 |
- |
| 9 |
Joel |
Cassie: "They never said anything about getting wet!"
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16 |
4.88 |
- |
| 10 |
Jonathan |
Trent mistakenly grabbed his "Joy-in-the-Garden-club" hat instead of his captain's hat on the way out the door for his river trip.
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I voted this my #2 spot this week. I feel it has been under-appreciated in the voting....very funny!
(Jason - Sep 1, 2006 10:29:08 AM)
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Thanks man, I thought it had merit when I wrote it; I guess there's not too many people who listen to the Joy in the Garden show on AM radio Saturday mornings - not that I do. . . hrhhh yeah.
(Jonathan - Sep 1, 2006 01:05:16 PM)
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16 |
4.81 |
- |
| 11 |
Jeff T |
Some people go "up a creek without a paddle". This group forgot the boat.
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17 |
4.76 |
- |
| 12 |
Jeff T |
Lane to the group: "I know our rafting trip is over guys, but if you would all just wade out into the river and act like you are having fun, I want to get just ONE MORE PHOTO".
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17 |
4.76 |
- |
| 13 |
Jason |
Everyone was a little shocked when the crazy park ranger jumped onto their raft as it floated by. When he started grabbing butts however, everyone except Cassie quite enjoyed it.
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16 |
4.75 |
- |
| 14 |
Sara |
Extreme Entertainment: Taking a hypnotist with you on a river trip. Here, Cassie literally thinks of herself as a pooch ready to paddle.
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16 |
4.56 |
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| 15 |
Sara |
Gilligan's Island theme song, river style:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a river trip--
That started out on the great Salmon,
aboard an unfortunate ship.
Wait was a mighty sailin' man,
Capt'n Trent was brave and sure--
Five passengers hit the waves that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour . . .
The rapids started breakin' strange,
The rugged boat was tossed--
Thanks to the skills of this crazy crew,
Didn't matter that the raft was lost, didn't matter that the raft was lost . . .
Magically they floated on,
Meghan, Cassie, and Amy, too--
Not one of them stayed dry that day,
What a truly remarkable crew, what a truly remarkable crew . . .
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longest caption ever?
(Jordan H - Aug 28, 2006 07:22:10 PM)
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yes, jomax...longest caption. last week was 2nd longest.
(Mike K - Aug 29, 2006 04:16:05 PM)
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talk about having too much time on your hands. i admire your stamina, captioneer.
(Leslie - Aug 29, 2006 05:38:47 PM)
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Yeah, great – now Lane will be issuing “Excessive caption service fees” to cover the space costs….
(William - Aug 29, 2006 08:44:36 PM)
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16 |
4.56 |
- |
| 16 |
Jonathan |
The transitory expression displayed at the exact point in time that cold water reaches the crotch provides a barometer of an individual's fun threshold.
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I am really surprised that this one isn't doing better . . .
(Sara - Aug 31, 2006 01:04:45 PM)
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I am really surprised that this one is doing so well...
(Mark - Aug 31, 2006 01:12:28 PM)
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Maybe it's my sick twisted humor or lack thereof, but this was my favorite of my own, and my least favorite is doing well. It's a crapshoot.
(Jonathan - Aug 31, 2006 10:37:23 PM)
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16 |
4.44 |
- |
| 17 |
Michelle |
Apparently Cassie is also allergic to water.
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16 |
4.44 |
- |
| 18 |
Jeff T |
They all thought it was SO fun to sit with all of their gear in the middle of the river and "play rafting".
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17 |
4.35 |
- |
| 19 |
William |
"Umm.....I think my water broke...."
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I gave this a 9 - one of the best this week; phooey to those who voted it down :p
(Jonathan - Aug 31, 2006 10:41:09 PM)
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16 |
4.19 |
- |
| 20 |
Jason |
Eeeeew. I just felt some "warm water"! That is so gross!
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16 |
4.12 |
- |
| 21 |
William |
New at Lagoon A Beach….Katrina The Ride!
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A free trailer and $2,000 debit card to every rider!
(Jason - Aug 29, 2006 11:10:36 AM)
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16 |
4.12 |
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| 22 |
Jason |
Suddenly realizing he was WAY out of his element, Trent began to re-think taking this summer job as a river boat guide. He longed to be back at his swanky San Francisco apartment sipping Dom and walking to the theater district. He had hoped that this job would help him meet some rugged singles, but it was not turning out that way.
At least this Walt kid had some potential...If any sparks were going to fly on this trip, his lucky "adventure" hat would make it happen.
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16 |
3.88 |
- |
| 23 |
Daniel |
In this shot you can see the next generation water park slide.
In it you will notice that we send groups of people down with all the trash they have brought up the slide with them.
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16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 24 |
Sara |
This is that river that eats people . . . and they like it!
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16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 25 |
Lane |
"One of these rafters is not like the others..."
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16 |
3.69 |
- |
| 26 |
William |
April showers bring Mayflowers….but August showers bring flash floods!!!
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16 |
3.44 |
- |
| 27 |
Daniel |
Amy, thinking ot herself, "There is no way I am going to let the fresh water float off."
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16 |
3.31 |
- |
| 28 |
Michael |
Some people like standing in cold water rapids but others don't
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17 |
3.29 |
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| 29 |
Jason |
Walt to himself: "Ladies know about shrinkage, don't they? I hope so."
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Comon! This is classic Seinfield!
(Jason - Sep 1, 2006 01:21:56 AM)
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16 |
2.88 |
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