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August 28-September 3, 2006
Week 8 of 13 | Contest 6

Photo Info: This is another shot from our Salmon River trip. Walt is in back, then Trent is the captain, the up front from left to right, Amy, Meghan, and Cassie, who is clearly having the best time. :)

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1 Lane Dementia rapidia can strike quickly and without warning. Symptoms include indifference, retardation, glee, rage, or complete and total bewilderment. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 16 5.81 -
2 Jonathan Cassie had some confusion between the terms salmon and salmonella and was a little scared of the water. Add a Comment 16 5.56 -
3 Jonathan In the middle of Hell's rapids, Cassie suddenly realized something that the other two girls hadn't; their "professional" guides were a Krispy Kreme clerk and a wierd bee keeper. Add a Comment 16 5.31 -
4 Meghan Cassie thought her poor little wet puppy routine would surely catch Lane's attention... Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 16 5.25 -
The river is too deep to ford. You lose:
34 bullets
2 wheels
2 oxen
WALT (drowned)
TRENT (drowned)
AMY (drowned)
MEGHAN (drowned)
CASSIE (dysentery)

Add a Comment View Comments» (1)
16 5.19 -
6 Meghan As a part of Trent's 'new to the river' initiation rite, Cassie reached down to find her seat covered with leftover river burritos. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 16 5.12 -
7 Lane Amy: "Weeeee!"
Meghan: "Yeah!!"
Cassie: "Two-tone green? What was I thinking? I'm hideous..." Add a Comment
16 5.12 -
8 Lane Meghan: "Hey guys...wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Add a Comment 16 5.00 -
9 Joel Cassie: "They never said anything about getting wet!" Add a Comment 16 4.88 -
10 Jonathan Trent mistakenly grabbed his "Joy-in-the-Garden-club" hat instead of his captain's hat on the way out the door for his river trip. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 16 4.81 -
11 Jeff T Some people go "up a creek without a paddle". This group forgot the boat. Add a Comment 17 4.76 -
12 Jeff T Lane to the group: "I know our rafting trip is over guys, but if you would all just wade out into the river and act like you are having fun, I want to get just ONE MORE PHOTO". Add a Comment 17 4.76 -
13 Jason Everyone was a little shocked when the crazy park ranger jumped onto their raft as it floated by. When he started grabbing butts however, everyone except Cassie quite enjoyed it. Add a Comment 16 4.75 -
14 Sara Extreme Entertainment: Taking a hypnotist with you on a river trip. Here, Cassie literally thinks of herself as a pooch ready to paddle. Add a Comment 16 4.56 -
15 Sara Gilligan's Island theme song, river style:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a river trip--
That started out on the great Salmon,
aboard an unfortunate ship.

Wait was a mighty sailin' man,
Capt'n Trent was brave and sure--
Five passengers hit the waves that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour . . .

The rapids started breakin' strange,
The rugged boat was tossed--
Thanks to the skills of this crazy crew,
Didn't matter that the raft was lost, didn't matter that the raft was lost . . .

Magically they floated on,
Meghan, Cassie, and Amy, too--
Not one of them stayed dry that day,
What a truly remarkable crew, what a truly remarkable crew . . . Add a Comment View Comments» (4)
16 4.56 -
16 Jonathan The transitory expression displayed at the exact point in time that cold water reaches the crotch provides a barometer of an individual's fun threshold. Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 16 4.44 -
17 Michelle Apparently Cassie is also allergic to water. Add a Comment 16 4.44 -
18 Jeff T They all thought it was SO fun to sit with all of their gear in the middle of the river and "play rafting". Add a Comment 17 4.35 -
19 William "Umm.....I think my water broke...." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 16 4.19 -
20 Jason Eeeeew. I just felt some "warm water"! That is so gross! Add a Comment 16 4.12 -
21 William New at Lagoon A Beach….Katrina The Ride! Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 16 4.12 -
22 Jason Suddenly realizing he was WAY out of his element, Trent began to re-think taking this summer job as a river boat guide. He longed to be back at his swanky San Francisco apartment sipping Dom and walking to the theater district. He had hoped that this job would help him meet some rugged singles, but it was not turning out that way.

At least this Walt kid had some potential...If any sparks were going to fly on this trip, his lucky "adventure" hat would make it happen. Add a Comment
16 3.88 -
23 Daniel In this shot you can see the next generation water park slide.

In it you will notice that we send groups of people down with all the trash they have brought up the slide with them. Add a Comment
16 3.69 -
24 Sara This is that river that eats people . . . and they like it! Add a Comment 16 3.69 -
25 Lane "One of these rafters is not like the others..." Add a Comment 16 3.69 -
26 William April showers bring Mayflowers….but August showers bring flash floods!!! Add a Comment 16 3.44 -
27 Daniel Amy, thinking ot herself, "There is no way I am going to let the fresh water float off." Add a Comment 16 3.31 -
28 Michael Some people like standing in cold water rapids but others don't Add a Comment 17 3.29 -
29 Jason Walt to himself: "Ladies know about shrinkage, don't they? I hope so." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 16 2.88 -