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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Chris N |
"Yeah, they're real."
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(3)
I can't stop laughing about this one.
(Mark - Sep 6, 2006 11:51:42 AM)
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This caption made me look there....Gross! Thanks a lot.
(Jason - Sep 8, 2006 12:06:52 AM)
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way to tighten up the power ranking race!
(Mike K - Sep 8, 2006 07:44:22 AM)
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20 |
6.15 |
- |
2 |
Jonathan |
Jane can handle a little teasing from a 5-year-old, she's got thick skin.
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20 |
6.05 |
- |
3 |
Chris N |
"Well, that's it...I'm gay."
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20 |
5.70 |
- |
4 |
Lane |
Grandma's KISS that day had a greater impact on little Gene Simmons than anyone could possibly predict...
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20 |
5.70 |
- |
5 |
Lane |
"Careful little boy, if you make a face it can stick that way forever. Nobody likes a freak, trust me."
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20 |
5.50 |
- |
6 |
Michelle |
"...and Grandma got so badly burned in the fire that the doctors said she needed new skin. But the only skin they could find came from a poor old walrus that had just died at the zoo..."
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20 |
5.45 |
- |
7 |
Jason |
Timmy: "Yuck grandma. Your kisses taste like french fries!"
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(5)
Yuck?!? French fry-flavored kisses are my favorite! :)
(Michelle - Sep 5, 2006 11:27:16 AM)
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As opposed to French-fry flavored kisses? What is the flavor of fry?
(Jonathan - Sep 5, 2006 03:04:35 PM)
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Dude, if you're going to criticize someone's hyphenation, at least make sure you're correct first.
(Michelle - Sep 5, 2006 05:06:20 PM)
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Not a criticism, just a play on hyphenation - Fry-flavored French kisses vs. French-fry flavored kisses; the French are so sensitive. :)
(Jonathan - Sep 6, 2006 07:56:49 AM)
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lol
(Casey - Sep 7, 2006 10:12:38 AM)
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20 |
5.40 |
- |
8 |
Jason |
I've never wanted a bikini strap to stay attached more in my life.....
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20 |
5.25 |
- |
9 |
Meghan |
Down here in the south we like our women like our food...deep fried and browned to a crisp
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20 |
5.10 |
- |
10 |
Leslie |
Elliot was sick of being teased at school so he made up an ugly imaginary friend to torment.
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20 |
5.10 |
- |
11 |
Meghan |
Heat to 115°F. Cut away any excess fat and tuck the wings behind each breast. Bake for 40 to 60 years until browned and cooked through, turning occasionally.
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20 |
5.05 |
- |
12 |
Michelle |
"No, honey, you can't borrow Grandma's 'chaps' for your Halloween costume..."
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20 |
4.90 |
- |
13 |
Jason |
"You see Bobby, the secret to sunbathing is using a good, all natural Crisco oil. This helps you achieve that perfect sizzle. MMMMmmmmm. Can you smell it?"
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20 |
4.90 |
- |
14 |
Jonathan |
Benny thought it would be funny to rub saddle cream on grandma instead of her usual sun tan lotion.
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20 |
4.85 |
- |
15 |
Chad |
For some reason I'm craving fruit roll-ups.
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(1)
How could you look at that and crave anything?!! Ewwww!
(Sara - Sep 6, 2006 01:19:11 PM)
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20 |
4.75 |
- |
16 |
Chris N |
Whoa!!! Looks like someone didn't close her eyes when they opened the ark!
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20 |
4.70 |
- |
17 |
Lane |
"My only grandson...my...preciousss."
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20 |
4.65 |
- |
18 |
Chad |
I sometimes like to go to the beach in my leather shirt and pants and freak people out by putting a bikini over my leathers.
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
19 |
Jonathan |
Kip refutes the idea that "skinny" women are attractive.
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
20 |
Cassie |
Original recipe, or extra crispy?
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
21 |
Chad |
Proof that extreme exposure to sunlight can drop your breasts down to your belly button.
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20 |
4.55 |
- |
22 |
Meghan |
For years he heard about the Lizard Lady who lived at the beach, but it was only when he saw her forked tounge that he knew the rumors were true...
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20 |
4.50 |
- |
23 |
Joel |
"No, it's not a leather jacket kid, get out of here!"
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(1)
thiis was my favorite caption joel!
(Mike K - Sep 8, 2006 07:42:15 AM)
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20 |
4.35 |
- |
24 |
William |
"Plumps when you cook'em!"
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20 |
4.15 |
- |
25 |
Sara |
What do you mean where is your mom? I AM your mom . . . that was the longest nap you've ever taken.
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20 |
4.15 |
- |
26 |
David |
It isn't leather...... It is plether.
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21 |
4.05 |
- |
27 |
Sara |
Ewwww! Dad! I came back from collecting shells and there's a gross raisin lady sitting on my beach chair!
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20 |
3.95 |
- |
28 |
William |
SPF -10 anyone?
|
20 |
3.80 |
- |
29 |
Amy M |
Little boy: "I think I just threw up a little in my mouth and swallowed it back down, yuuuck."
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
30 |
Michael |
The brave little boy yells "Stay out of my closet! I'm not scared of you anymore!" then sticks his tongue out at he thinks is the boogie man.
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
31 |
Joshua |
"what? what year is it? Carter isn't the president anymore?"
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
32 |
Michael |
Yes son. I am 2000 years old.
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(1)
harker?
(Leslie - Sep 5, 2006 02:02:17 PM)
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20 |
3.65 |
- |
33 |
William |
"Mrs. Rumpelstiltskin"
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20 |
3.65 |
- |
34 |
Leslie |
"it tastes like burning."
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20 |
3.55 |
- |
35 |
Sara |
"Hey, kid. Can you help me find my family? They left me here a few years ago and I don't know how to get home."
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20 |
3.50 |
- |
36 |
Amy M |
Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me, I'm not half the woman I used to be (literally), oh leprosy.
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(1)
oooo.....it rhymes!!!
(Leslie - Sep 5, 2006 02:01:56 PM)
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20 |
3.45 |
- |
37 |
Amy M |
"Hey aren't you that lady that used to be a tubby tub fat lardy pants?"
"Sure kid, that was me, lost over 100 pounds and was named the Biggest Loser."
"You looked better when you were fat, now you're all saggy."
She sits wondering, "was it worth it?"
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20 |
3.45 |
- |
38 |
David |
Could be one of the grossest images I've seen. You young ladies, take note. "Use of sunscreen highly recommended."
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21 |
3.43 |
- |
39 |
William |
Mamasaurus rex is no match for junior!
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20 |
3.30 |
- |
40 |
Daniel |
You don't taste like chocolate at all.
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(1)
I am going to get my big brother!
(Michael - Sep 7, 2006 09:51:26 AM)
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21 |
3.24 |
- |
41 |
Jonathan |
The first step in reincarnation to a pug... or earthworm.
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20 |
3.15 |
- |
42 |
Joshua |
Toray KONG!!!!!
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(5)
I dug this one. Sorry it's not doing so hot.
(Christian - Sep 6, 2006 10:15:18 AM)
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thanks. I am glad someone liked it.
(Joshua - Sep 7, 2006 02:06:31 PM)
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i'll admit...i don't get it. explanation?
(Mike K - Sep 7, 2006 04:33:31 PM)
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Aren't they the wild people from the island on King Kong?
(Chad - Sep 8, 2006 08:20:51 AM)
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yeah. the creepy old lady from King Kong. It was a gamble.
(Joshua - Sep 8, 2006 09:04:12 AM)
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20 |
3.05 |
- |
43 |
Lane |
"And how's little Bobby?" "He's fine. Oh, he does the cutest thing...when he sees something that really grosses him out, he'll stick out his little tongue."
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20 |
3.00 |
- |
44 |
Leslie |
Harold and Maude plan a lovely day together on the beach. But it would not last long, for their outward affection is grossly apparent to those around them. The woman in white, disgusted by the display, tears toward the happy couple in an effort to end the romantic interlude.
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20 |
2.95 |
- |
45 |
Amber |
Little Billy: "You lied lady. That's not chocolate. I'm telling." Billy never did recover from the trauma. To this day, he still refuses to eat chocolate resembling mummies.
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20 |
2.80 |
- |
46 |
Leslie |
yeah, her skin is definately vulgar, but the scrunchie in her hair is the thing capturing my undivided attention.
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20 |
2.55 |
- |