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September 11-17, 2006
Week 10 of 13 | Contest 6

Photo Info: POTW is jumping on the 9-11 5-year anniversary bandwagon with an old photo from the "Bert is Evil" campaign starring Bert from Sesame Street and the elusive Osama Bin Laden...

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Chris N

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Chris N Osama: "...and I love my mom and dad..."
Bert whispers: "...and I know Mohammed was a prophet..."
Osama repeats: "...and I know Mohammed was a prophet..." Add a Comment View Comments (4)
16 6.88 -
2 Lane "No Bert, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you earlier...there are no puppet virgins. But it's too late to pull out of the suicide bombing...good luck, my friend, praise Allah." Add a Comment 16 6.75 -
3 Leslie Self conscious about his pineapple-shaped head, Bert opted for a lifestyle which would one day enable him to wear a turban. Add a Comment 16 5.62 -
4 Jeff T "The duet" was one of the most popular Al-Qaida videos ever aired on Al-Jazeera. Add a Comment 16 5.31 -
5 Lane Bert was once a kind and gentle man. But lifting some paper clips from Mr. Hooper's store proved so exhilarating it caused an evil downward-spiral which didn't stop until he'd reached the lowest depths. Add a Comment 16 5.19 -
6 Sara Bert learned the hard way that sometimes the people that you meet when you're walking down the street are Al Qaeda recruiters who don't take no for an answer. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 16 5.00 -
7 Joshua "Yes Bert. J IS for jihad." Add a Comment 16 4.94 -
8 Michelle Osama: "Your pledge will help us continue to bring you quality programming here on KBYU. For your pledge of $100, we will send you a beautiful KBYU tote bag."
Bert: "And if you don't call now, I will kill you all, dirty American pigs!"
Osama: "Hey, that's my line." Add a Comment
16 4.94 -
9 Jason In an expected, but disturbing move to show respect and tolerance, the entire Sesame Street neighborhood converts to Islam. Unfortunately, certain alternative lifestyles are no longer acceptable, resulting in several beheadings. Burt is defiant right until the end. Add a Comment 16 4.62 -
10 Lane On today's episode of Sesame Cave: "The Word of the Day is...Jihad.", "Osama the Grouch complains about American foreign policy.", and "The Count tallies US casualties after the latest car bombing." Add a Comment 16 4.62 -
11 Sara Attempts by Al Qaeda to infuse their ideologies into the minds of American children failed when it became apparent that nobody liked Bert anyway. Add a Comment 16 4.56 -
12 Jason Distracted by the video camera, Burt sat right down on the muzzle of that stupid AK-47 that Osama always places in the background during his video rants. Add a Comment 16 4.56 -
13 Sara Even Osama's most loyal followers wavered following his response to criticism for selection of Bert as first body guard: "He likes pigeons, I like pigeons . . . besides, he is one crazy guy . . ." Add a Comment 16 4.50 -
14 Lane The CIA was baffled by how a lowly desert nomad was able to mastermind one of the most sophisticated terrorist attacks in history. No, it had to be someone else...someone truly sinister, someone with a heart of pure EVIL. Add a Comment 16 4.38 -
15 Sara Bert was outraged at Osama's blunt disapproval of his grooming choices: "Dude, unibrows are so out. Make it two or I'll send you to an early martyrdom where none of your virgins will want to look at you." Add a Comment 16 4.12 -
16 Jason Sara could barely contain her frustration as the bishop welcomed the two newest members into the singles ward. Add a Comment View Comments (5) 16 4.06 -
17 Jeff T Let me introduce you to my most ardent follower, who, like you shortly will, recently converted to Islam. Add a Comment 16 3.69 -
18 Jeff T (Osama, not seeing Bert mocking him in the background):
Why are you laughing at me? I DEMAND YOU STOP LAUGHING AT ME! Mohammed, please "take care" of these laughing cameramen and get me some new ones! Add a Comment
16 3.62 -
19 Michelle Bert: "One two three FOUR FIVE six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve... Come on, Osama, sing it with me!"
Osama: "No! You know I hate that stupid pinball. Let's sing Ladybug Picnic instead." Add a Comment
16 3.56 -
20 David Who is the puppet and who is pulling the strings? Add a Comment 16 3.38 -
21 Daniel Hey Osama, I have the pigeons trained and ready to go. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 16 3.19 -
22 David I am the puppet master.......... You will do as I say. Add a Comment 16 2.62 -

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