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You |
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Chris N |
Osama: "...and I love my mom and dad..."
Bert whispers: "...and I know Mohammed was a prophet..."
Osama repeats: "...and I know Mohammed was a prophet..."
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Awesome!
(Jason - Sep 13, 2006 09:42:37 AM)
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The author of this caption should know that Jason cannot control his laughter even when he just thinks about this caption. It's quite entertaining to witness, actually.
(Sara - Sep 13, 2006 03:02:37 PM)
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Hey, let's not stroke their ego too much! :)
(Jason - Sep 13, 2006 03:37:06 PM)
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lane, don't you usually congratulate the winner? what gives? =)
(Mike K - Sep 15, 2006 02:33:50 PM)
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16 |
6.88 |
- |
| 2 |
Lane |
"No Bert, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you earlier...there are no puppet virgins. But it's too late to pull out of the suicide bombing...good luck, my friend, praise Allah."
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16 |
6.75 |
- |
| 3 |
Leslie |
Self conscious about his pineapple-shaped head, Bert opted for a lifestyle which would one day enable him to wear a turban.
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16 |
5.62 |
- |
| 4 |
Jeff T |
"The duet" was one of the most popular Al-Qaida videos ever aired on Al-Jazeera.
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16 |
5.31 |
- |
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Lane |
Bert was once a kind and gentle man. But lifting some paper clips from Mr. Hooper's store proved so exhilarating it caused an evil downward-spiral which didn't stop until he'd reached the lowest depths.
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16 |
5.19 |
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Sara |
Bert learned the hard way that sometimes the people that you meet when you're walking down the street are Al Qaeda recruiters who don't take no for an answer.
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Awesome!
(Lane - Sep 11, 2006 02:37:23 PM)
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16 |
5.00 |
- |
| 7 |
Joshua |
"Yes Bert. J IS for jihad."
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16 |
4.94 |
- |
| 8 |
Michelle |
Osama: "Your pledge will help us continue to bring you quality programming here on KBYU. For your pledge of $100, we will send you a beautiful KBYU tote bag."
Bert: "And if you don't call now, I will kill you all, dirty American pigs!"
Osama: "Hey, that's my line."
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16 |
4.94 |
- |
| 9 |
Jason |
In an expected, but disturbing move to show respect and tolerance, the entire Sesame Street neighborhood converts to Islam. Unfortunately, certain alternative lifestyles are no longer acceptable, resulting in several beheadings. Burt is defiant right until the end.
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16 |
4.62 |
- |
| 10 |
Lane |
On today's episode of Sesame Cave: "The Word of the Day is...Jihad.", "Osama the Grouch complains about American foreign policy.", and "The Count tallies US casualties after the latest car bombing."
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16 |
4.62 |
- |
| 11 |
Sara |
Attempts by Al Qaeda to infuse their ideologies into the minds of American children failed when it became apparent that nobody liked Bert anyway.
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16 |
4.56 |
- |
| 12 |
Jason |
Distracted by the video camera, Burt sat right down on the muzzle of that stupid AK-47 that Osama always places in the background during his video rants.
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16 |
4.56 |
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Sara |
Even Osama's most loyal followers wavered following his response to criticism for selection of Bert as first body guard: "He likes pigeons, I like pigeons . . . besides, he is one crazy guy . . ."
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16 |
4.50 |
- |
| 14 |
Lane |
The CIA was baffled by how a lowly desert nomad was able to mastermind one of the most sophisticated terrorist attacks in history. No, it had to be someone else...someone truly sinister, someone with a heart of pure EVIL.
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16 |
4.38 |
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Sara |
Bert was outraged at Osama's blunt disapproval of his grooming choices: "Dude, unibrows are so out. Make it two or I'll send you to an early martyrdom where none of your virgins will want to look at you."
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16 |
4.12 |
- |
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Jason |
Sara could barely contain her frustration as the bishop welcomed the two newest members into the singles ward.
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Sadly, they'd fit right in . . . I'm in a "table 9" ward.
(Sara - Sep 12, 2006 03:15:55 PM)
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table 9?
(Mike K - Sep 12, 2006 03:24:57 PM)
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Reference to "The Wedding Singer" . . . when Robbie is singing at the next wedding after he got jilted and points out all the "mutants" at table 9. Classic.
(Sara - Sep 12, 2006 04:13:18 PM)
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Wait, I'm confused. Which one is Sara?
(Jason - Sep 12, 2006 04:52:08 PM)
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Side burns lady . . . he he! JK. Just 'cause I attend a table 9 ward doesn't mean I'm actually sitting at the table. I'm a conscientious observer.
(Sara - Sep 12, 2006 04:59:22 PM)
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16 |
4.06 |
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Jeff T |
Let me introduce you to my most ardent follower, who, like you shortly will, recently converted to Islam.
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16 |
3.69 |
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| 18 |
Jeff T |
(Osama, not seeing Bert mocking him in the background):
Why are you laughing at me? I DEMAND YOU STOP LAUGHING AT ME! Mohammed, please "take care" of these laughing cameramen and get me some new ones!
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16 |
3.62 |
- |
| 19 |
Michelle |
Bert: "One two three FOUR FIVE six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve... Come on, Osama, sing it with me!"
Osama: "No! You know I hate that stupid pinball. Let's sing Ladybug Picnic instead."
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16 |
3.56 |
- |
| 20 |
David |
Who is the puppet and who is pulling the strings?
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16 |
3.38 |
- |
| 21 |
Daniel |
Hey Osama, I have the pigeons trained and ready to go.
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You can't be serious.....dude, somebody already mentioned Burt and his pigeons....
(Jason - Sep 12, 2006 01:33:36 PM)
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Yeah, but this is funnier and more subtle - imo.
(Jonathan - Sep 13, 2006 09:12:33 AM)
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16 |
3.19 |
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David |
I am the puppet master.......... You will do as I say.
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16 |
2.62 |
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September 11-17, 2006
