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September 25-October 1, 2006
Week 12 of 13 | Contest 6

Photo Info: This was an upload simply named Mike.jpg, so I guess we'll assume his name is Mike. Poor Mike. Now, let's make FUN of him! :) J/K

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Jason Elessar

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Jason Mike's co-workers and friends finally managed to corner him for a long-needed intervention regarding his condiment addiction. It was not a moment too soon. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 18 5.89 -
2 Michelle "Dear Diary, Tonight I'm finally going to meet Mike, the guy I met on LDS Promise. He looks just like Brad Pitt in his picture! I found out where he works, so I'm going to go surprise him! Oh, I'm so excited! I just know he's the one--I just KNOW it!!!" Add a Comment 18 5.56 -
3 Jonathan There comes a point in every UVSC grad's life where he has to ask himself, "How did I get here?". Add a Comment View Comments (1) 18 5.44 -
4 Jonathan Some people present a good argument that the minimum wage rate should actually be lowered. Add a Comment 18 5.33 -
5 Loren VH1's Where are they now? Winnie the Pooh edition Add a Comment 18 5.22 -
6 Loren You think this is ugly...? You should see her husband! Add a Comment 18 5.17 -
7 Jason After all this, Mike STILL hadn't found his missing nose ring! Add a Comment 18 5.00 -
8 William "Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have any Gray Poupon?" Add a Comment 18 4.94 -
9 Jonathan The gang's favorite prank was to put a valve on the mustard jar and "pump it up" for the new guy. Add a Comment 18 4.83 -
10 Jason The store manager never ccould figure out how we was moving so many burgers a day but the profit never seemed to materialize. Add a Comment 18 4.83 -
11 Daniel 99 bottles of mustard on the wall
99 bottles of mustard
Take one down ...
ah $#%^ what the...
Who put jars of pickels up on the mustard wall? Add a Comment
18 4.50 -
12 Sara Although Mike's frequent episodes of sleep walking and eating were later explained in part by an excessively tight hair net--an unfortunate occupational hazard--we had to fire him for sleeping on the job. Add a Comment 18 4.44 -
13 Loren This week on Quantum Leap, Dr. Sam Beckett finds himself trapped in the notorious 1984 Mustard and Mullets fight. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 18 4.39 -
14 Mark The crew from "Cheaters," hired by Ketchup, bust in on Mustard "getting it on" with Mike. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 18 4.39 -
15 Michelle "There's been a WHAT? An outbreak? Of E. coli? Linked to mustard?!?" Add a Comment 18 4.33 -
16 Mark Mike got fired soon after being caught one too many times with his hand in the mustard jar. Add a Comment 18 4.28 -
17 Jonathan Clown Burger's manager felt he needed to reconsider his employment agreement with the United Way. Add a Comment 18 4.22 -
18 Sara Mike sometimes practiced his radical dance moves while running errands to the back room. This time things got a little out of hand . . . Add a Comment View Comments (1) 18 4.17 -
19 Lane Disappointing child after child with no-shows, The Great Pumpkin finally lost his gig...and career-wise it was all downhill from there. Add a Comment 18 4.17 -
20 Michelle Today on the Maury Povich Show:
"Surprise! You're a daddy!"
James is a 23-year-old law student at Stanford who has never met his biological father Mike. In fact, Mike doesn't even know that he has a son. Let's join James as he surprises his father at work with the news... Add a Comment
18 4.11 -
21 Michelle Unfortunately for Mike the bulimia never quite had the desired effect. Add a Comment 18 4.06 -
22 Daniel How many licks does it take to get the center of a mustard filled pickle jar?

The world may never know. Add a Comment
18 4.00 -
23 Sara Hey Mike, if that mustard stains, yer gonna have to pay for the apron. Add a Comment 18 4.00 -
24 Mark Does this mustard make me look fat? Add a Comment View Comments (2) 18 3.89 -
25 Meghan The first new member of the Yellow Man Group. Add a Comment 18 3.83 -
26 Lane "Mike's been at weight-loss camp for 2 months and hasn't lost an ounce...where's he finding the extra food??" "Only one way to find out, we're gonna have to follow him..." Add a Comment 18 3.78 -
27 Lane "Oh that's great. This is unbelievable! Mike...I told you to shave that goatee a week ago." Add a Comment View Comments (3) 18 3.61 -
28 Leslie pickle on the floor, "i am simply relishing this moment." Add a Comment 18 3.50 -
29 Jason Qui-Gon Jinn finds out what happens in the next life to Jedis that disobey the council.

Yoda: "Much have you to learn Qui-Gon, before ready to rejoin us you are. Now, clean the mess up, this time with your hands you will. Banned from using the force again, you are." Add a Comment View Comments (1)
18 3.44 -
30 Mark "I'm having a love affair with this mustard." Add a Comment View Comments (1) 18 3.39 -
31 Lane "Dammit, Mike! You've been day-dreaming about that Iroc-Z again, haven't you. Pay attention to what you're doing!" Add a Comment 18 3.33 -
32 Cassie Mustard stains! C'mon guys. The ketchup joke was funny, but this is going too far! Add a Comment 18 3.22 -
33 Daniel This recently acquired shot from an Al-Qaeda training camp has prompted the FCC to ban all condiments from the "clean" zone at US airports. Add a Comment View Comments (3) 18 3.22 -
34 Sara Dude, the joke wasn't THAT bad. Throwing the tomatoes was funny, but a jar of mustard . . . ? Add a Comment 18 2.94 -
35 Joshua "The Mike Show", though aired in front of a live studio audience, couldn't sustain the raitings. Huh. Add a Comment 18 2.89 -
36 Daniel Mikey didn't fully understand what his manager meant when he said, "Only bottom feeders order food after 12:00am." Add a Comment 18 2.89 -
37 Loren Mike.jpg: Acronym for "Mike. Just Pooped in his G's" Add a Comment 18 2.17 -

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