|
Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Lane |
Yo quiero crystal meth.
|
18 |
5.61 |
- |
2 |
Sara |
Neuter this!
|
18 |
5.56 |
- |
3 |
Cassie |
It's amazing what living with Paris Hilton can do to an animal.
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«
(1)
Imagine what it would do to a human . . .
(Sara - Oct 10, 2006 01:50:30 PM)
|
|
18 |
4.61 |
- |
4 |
dave |
Toby was really tired of people telling him he was an addict; just because his eyes were a LITTLE red some of the time
|
19 |
4.58 |
- |
5 |
dave |
Some dogs fetch slippers. Rob Zombie's dog...
|
19 |
4.58 |
- |
6 |
Jason |
To help comfort nervous children during this year's flu shot season, the clinic has hired "Tomas", who will give the children a fun distraction during their visit.
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«
(1)
pretty funny!
(Leslie - Oct 11, 2006 01:34:37 PM)
|
|
18 |
4.50 |
- |
7 |
Sara |
Owner: Oh geez, I'm really sorry about this . . . Princess, give the insulin shot back to the nice man . . . I adopted her from the humane society after they shut down those illegal cosmetic testing labs downtown so she's a bit edgy around needles . . .
|
18 |
4.44 |
- |
8 |
Chris N |
That's nothing. You should see him pack a bong.
|
18 |
4.39 |
- |
9 |
Joel |
"Here Junkie, Here Boy"
|
19 |
4.32 |
- |
10 |
Lane |
His singing career waning, Marilyn Manson takes up taxidermy.
|
18 |
4.28 |
- |
11 |
Michelle |
"No, no...Fifi's not possessed. She just got into the Botox again. Her face will start moving again in a few days."
|
19 |
4.16 |
- |
12 |
Jill |
In addition to sharks with lazer beams, Dr. Evil has included Chihuahua's with sodium pentothal, pavulon and potassium chloride (lethal injection) filled needles in his evil lair.
|
18 |
4.11 |
- |
13 |
Jill |
There's a reason we call our dog Luci. It's short for Lucifer.
|
18 |
4.11 |
- |
14 |
Lane |
"Right this way, sir...Dr. Fido will be administering your rabies shot today..." (horrified scream) "Haha, I'm just messin' with ya. Give me the syringe...good boy."
|
18 |
4.06 |
- |
15 |
Daniel |
The health department has stooped to new lows to fill staffing requirements.
|
18 |
4.00 |
- |
16 |
Daniel |
Life's a bitch if you don't get your shots on time.
|
18 |
3.89 |
- |
17 |
Sara |
Sparky likes to take his dog tricks to the extreme every once in a while, just to freak people out.
|
18 |
3.83 |
- |
18 |
Daniel |
Stephen King sent me back to you.
|
18 |
3.78 |
- |
19 |
Jason |
"So, you think shaving my hair this short is funny do you? Well, I'll show you funny Ms Petsmart groomer!"
|
18 |
3.78 |
- |
20 |
April J |
Taking a trip back to the 80's with the classic commercial of your brain on drugs...well, the egg didn't work so they tried the dog.......and we all know how it goes..."This is your dog.....This is your dog on drugs......any questions?"
|
18 |
3.72 |
- |
21 |
Mark |
In a desperate attempt to support her heoin addiction, Fifi resorts to "modeling." "That's it....now just take of that red cape."
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(1)
Gross!
(Jason - Oct 11, 2006 09:48:29 AM)
|
|
18 |
3.72 |
- |
22 |
Loren |
Proof that Taco Bell food leads to drug use
|
18 |
3.67 |
- |
23 |
Leslie |
Many children were disappointed when they found out trick or treating was banned this year due to drug-laced candy.... culprit: unknown.
Sorry Lane. Your Winnie the Pooh costume will have to wait til next year.
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(2)
Winnie the Pooh costume, huh? Well, that would explain the "red-shirt-no-pants" look Lane has been wearing around town recently.
(Michelle - Oct 13, 2006 12:03:32 PM)
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You told me you liked it. :(
(Lane - Oct 13, 2006 01:50:47 PM)
|
|
18 |
3.61 |
- |
24 |
Jason |
"The Ozbournes" - The lost episodes. Episode # 87 - The family gets a puppy for Christmas.
|
18 |
3.50 |
- |
25 |
Mark |
Ways to reduce the chances of the "red-eye" effect in photos - Don't use a flash, ask the subject to not look directly into the camera, and lastly, don't let the subject shoot up during the photo session.
|
18 |
3.44 |
- |
26 |
Lane |
The latest in drug rehabilitation: Drugs are made "freely" available...just go ahead and take what you need.
|
18 |
3.39 |
- |
27 |
Mark |
Fido flew in last night at 3:30am. In other words, he took the red-eye.
|
18 |
3.33 |
- |
28 |
Chris N |
Unfortunately, shooting Visine directly at them only made the problem worse.
|
18 |
3.33 |
- |
29 |
Nate |
This is the last known photo of Lane's cat before her unfortunate end.
|
18 |
3.33 |
- |
30 |
April J |
Pink and Pretty Barbie on crack
|
18 |
3.17 |
- |
31 |
Amy M |
Using J Lo as her inspiration Lucy says she’s had ENOUGH of Fido having his way with her. The steroids thus far have proven effective.
|
18 |
3.11 |
- |
32 |
Sara |
Seeing that his worthy opponent could not be subdued by his Satanic eyes, Franky turned to his last resort . . .
|
18 |
3.06 |
- |
33 |
Daniel |
This is a picture of the nurse that gave me my last MMR shot.
|
18 |
2.94 |
- |
34 |
Nate |
Who said anything about wanting more?
|
18 |
2.72 |
- |