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May 23-29, 2005
Week 8 of 13 | Contest 1

Photo Info: Michelle uploaded this pic. It is of her (right) and Cat after receiving some free eyebrow wax, makeup, and hair after a trip to Dillards.

PHASE: Contest has Ended!
Congratulations to this week's winner:
Lane Pollock

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Lane "They repossessed my grandmother's house...she should have paid her bills."
"I saw a kitten get run over in the street...I yawned."
INDIFFERENCE: A new scent from Calvin Klein. Add a Comment View Comments» (7)
17 6.82 -
2 Michelle This is an improvement for Michelle, considering that the last time she showed up in POTW, someone had beaten the crap out of her and she was living in a trailer. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 6.29 -
3 Michelle Having just been mistaken for a pair of streetwalkers by the Provo PD, the girls lament the fact that they didn't even get a good frisking. Add a Comment 17 6.12 -
4 Michelle They had asked for their makeovers to look "heroin chic," but what they got was a little more like "unemployed meth addict." Add a Comment 17 6.06 -
5 Brent Well, you get what you pay for, I guess... Add a Comment 17 5.88 -
6 Lane At a photography shoot: "That's the way ladies...the world can go straight to HELL for all you care...very nice. Now, Cat...look directly into the camera and show me...MAGNUM!" Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 5.88 -
7 Brian "two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside..." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 5.41 -
8 Mike K Why do all the hotties gotta be haughty!? Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 17 5.41 -
9 Nate We have all heard of wallflowers...these are wallweeds. Add a Comment 17 5.35 -
10 Donna we strive to live the Young Women values which are: attitude, devilish nature, monetary worth, street smarts, bad choices, good looks, and intensity. Add a Comment 17 5.29 -
11 Morgan why it's better to be a guy - reason #475 Add a Comment View Comments» (4) 18 5.22 -
12 Kathy Help Wanted: Models to be the "bad girls" in the new series of Mormon Ads coming to a New Era near you. Add a Comment 17 5.18 -
13 RB I saw a very similar scene right at Hollywood and Vine once. Add a Comment 18 5.17 -
14 Michelle I can't imagine why these two are still single... Add a Comment View Comments» (6) 17 5.06 -
15 Lane Michelle and Cat were the BESTEST of friends...then Cat found out Michelle busted her Jessica Simpson CD, and Michelle discovered that Cat used some of her "My Little Pony" lip-gloss without asking... Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 5.06 -
16 Kathy Okay, that is it. No more jell-o shots and makeovers in the same night! Add a Comment 17 5.06 -
17 Joel "Find out why everyone's talking about ABC's newest drama: Desperate Streetwalkers, Sunday 9/8 central." Add a Comment 17 5.00 -
18 Lane The aftermath of Michelle's first "Cat fight". Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 4.94 -
19 Michelle Cat and Michelle mistakenly thought that their makeovers would help them pickup guys at the church dance, but alas, they once again spent the entire night next to the wall. Add a Comment 17 4.94 -
20 Anonymous Girls Gone Wild in Provo? Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 18 4.89 -
21 Mike K To get that special look, Cat sucks on a watermelon Mega Warhead while Michelle reflects upon her hurtful ex-boyfriends. Add a Comment 17 4.82 -
22 Nate After being banned from Wal-Mart they started hanging out at the brick wall. Add a Comment 17 4.71 -
23 Leena Waiting in line for the next American Idol tryouts... Add a Comment 17 4.65 -
24 Brian Michelle and Cat are busted after becoming involved with an underground ring of blackmarket crockpot recipes. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 17 4.59 -
25 Brian after scoring a meager 2.54 on the POTW, Cat gives all zeros to every other caption and sulks with michelle. Add a Comment 17 4.59 -
26 Cray We'll fold our arms, but we'll be damned if we'll bow our heads too. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 17 4.59 -
27 Casey Despite low sales in Utah County Victora Secrets is debuting their new "Mormon Approved" Shirts and Shorts!! Add a Comment 17 4.53 -
28 Brent This is the last picture we have from these two sisters from Oz. Within a week of when this picture was taken, a house from Kansas landed on Michelle and Cat melted. Add a Comment 17 4.24 -
29 Mike K With a newfound attitude of defiance, Cat ‘n Grim refuse to make pies in Home Ec. and instead kick it with the f-dudes (stoners) at the ‘Smoker’s Wall’. Add a Comment 17 4.24 -
30 Lane Dolled up "The Bachelor" finalists after the bachelor leaves them high and dry by coming out of the closet and instead choosing the show's host... Add a Comment 17 4.18 -
31 Tad Everyone is SO beneath us! Don't even TRY picking up on us! We are too cool for our own britches! Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 18 4.11 -
32 Kathy That is the last time Michelle lets her stylist talk her into the new Flowbee hairstyle. Add a Comment 17 4.06 -
33 Mike K “They allure through lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness…” Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 4.06 -
34 Mike K They reek of teenybopper perfume, strut around in 4-inch platform shoes, and linger late into the night in hopes of scoring a ride with that hot bullet bike guy – these are the typical mall chicks! Add a Comment 17 4.00 -
35 Casey Mean Girls Part II. Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 17 3.94 -
36 Brent Michelle "You're boyfriend said it looked bad? Mine too. I mean it DOES look bad, but that is SOOOOOOOO the wrong answer!!" Add a Comment View Comments» (4) 17 3.88 -
37 Brent Next on ESPN2, Cat and Michelle go head-to-head for the "I love you, baby, but I just can't smile" championship of the world. Add a Comment 17 3.88 -
38 Nate If they wouldn't have cancelled that beauty pageant we so would have won! Add a Comment 17 3.88 -
39 Ryan The North and South-going Zax meet again. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 3.82 -
40 Nate We are holding up this wall if you wanna know. Add a Comment 17 3.59 -
41 Anonymous The rapture was yesterday and were still here.
Add a Comment View Comments» (1)
18 3.56 -
42 Nate As the number of captions approaches 40 the girls get an attitude knowing it will take like 30 minutes to rate them all. Add a Comment 17 3.53 -
43 Nate I still think Michelle is sexy. Add a Comment View Comments» (5) 17 3.35 -
44 Anonymous The two little pig who didn't build their house with bricks face the big bad wolf. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 18 3.17 -
45 Casey Michelle and Cat audition for the hit CBS Sitcom "Touched by an Angel!" Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 17 3.12 -
46 Ryan Two very unhappy mystery shoppers. Add a Comment 17 3.06 -
47 Nate Fans of POTW show their disgust when Lane refuses to put any limit on the number of captions that can be left. Add a Comment View Comments» (8) 17 2.76 -