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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Lane |
"They repossessed my grandmother's house...she should have paid her bills."
"I saw a kitten get run over in the street...I yawned."
INDIFFERENCE: A new scent from Calvin Klein.
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enough of this. YOUR OUT OF THE CONTEST!
(Anonymous - May 27, 2005 10:46:07 AM)
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i'd say the same thing, but it WAS a pretty kick - A caption... besides--if lane needs to rig this competition to build his self-esteem, then we should let him have it. :)
(Michelle - May 27, 2005 11:48:44 AM)
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sure michelle...you're just saying that cause you cleaned up and finished 2, 3, and 4! =)
(Mike K - May 27, 2005 11:57:20 AM)
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despite lane's frantic attempt to finish #1 in the power rankings...he'll never catch meghan. what do you guys think?
(Mike K - May 27, 2005 11:58:51 AM)
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My only response to that initial comment is...there is a reason I keep caption authors anonymous until after the voting. ;)
(Lane - May 27, 2005 01:15:48 PM)
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I think the whole thing is rigged. Lane is just keeping us on the hook. He will always win in the end. You freaking Rigger!!!!!!
(Nate - May 27, 2005 04:42:36 PM)
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They're on to me...I guess I will have to rethink my strategy of losing a few on purpose and then WINNING all the rest...
(Lane - May 27, 2005 05:30:37 PM)
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17 |
6.82 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
This is an improvement for Michelle, considering that the last time she showed up in POTW, someone had beaten the crap out of her and she was living in a trailer.
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http://lanep.org/potw/archive/11-22-2004.html
(Mike K - May 27, 2005 12:00:44 PM)
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17 |
6.29 |
- |
| 3 |
Michelle |
Having just been mistaken for a pair of streetwalkers by the Provo PD, the girls lament the fact that they didn't even get a good frisking.
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17 |
6.12 |
- |
| 4 |
Michelle |
They had asked for their makeovers to look "heroin chic," but what they got was a little more like "unemployed meth addict."
|
17 |
6.06 |
- |
| 5 |
Brent |
Well, you get what you pay for, I guess...
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17 |
5.88 |
- |
| 6 |
Lane |
At a photography shoot: "That's the way ladies...the world can go straight to HELL for all you care...very nice. Now, Cat...look directly into the camera and show me...MAGNUM!"
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(1)
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good, good, now... Blue Steel!
(Brian - May 24, 2005 03:03:37 PM)
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17 |
5.88 |
- |
| 7 |
Brian |
"two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside..."
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(1)
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guess who back? back again?...
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:10:31 PM)
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17 |
5.41 |
- |
| 8 |
Mike K |
Why do all the hotties gotta be haughty!?
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(2)
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Mega points for a sweet, sweet pun. No one appreciates them, but I gave this'un a 9.
(Ryan - May 25, 2005 12:09:14 PM)
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Yes, Ryan, this was a pun, but "sweet, sweet" gives it WAY too much credit.
(Brent - May 25, 2005 09:57:34 PM)
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17 |
5.41 |
- |
| 9 |
Nate |
We have all heard of wallflowers...these are wallweeds.
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17 |
5.35 |
- |
| 10 |
Donna |
...as we strive to live the Young Women values which are: attitude, devilish nature, monetary worth, street smarts, bad choices, good looks, and intensity.
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17 |
5.29 |
- |
| 11 |
Morgan |
why it's better to be a guy - reason #475
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(4)
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it's better to be a guy because you don't get free stuff at department stores?
(Michelle - May 24, 2005 02:01:13 PM)
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I have gotten all that free stuff at department stores before. Back before the big change.
(Nate - May 24, 2005 02:02:58 PM)
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the big change? menopause? :)
(Michelle - May 24, 2005 02:16:07 PM)
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I HAVE heard Nate complain of hot flashes...
(Lane - May 24, 2005 02:18:34 PM)
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18 |
5.22 |
- |
| 12 |
Kathy |
Help Wanted: Models to be the "bad girls" in the new series of Mormon Ads coming to a New Era near you.
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17 |
5.18 |
- |
| 13 |
RB |
I saw a very similar scene right at Hollywood and Vine once.
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18 |
5.17 |
- |
| 14 |
Michelle |
I can't imagine why these two are still single...
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(6)
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I'm sure we can collectively come up with a few reasons!
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:07:17 PM)
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Juuuuust kidding!!
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:07:45 PM)
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watch it, mikey--i'm pretty sure i can still kick your ass.
(Michelle - May 24, 2005 12:23:48 PM)
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still??
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:28:49 PM)
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These girls are single? I thought they were dating each other.
(Nate - May 24, 2005 12:30:07 PM)
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That is gross I know...I am kidding.
(Nate - May 24, 2005 12:30:47 PM)
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17 |
5.06 |
- |
| 15 |
Lane |
Michelle and Cat were the BESTEST of friends...then Cat found out Michelle busted her Jessica Simpson CD, and Michelle discovered that Cat used some of her "My Little Pony" lip-gloss without asking...
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what-EVER...like i'm that immature... and besides, it was a Hello Kitty lip gloss...
(Michelle - May 23, 2005 02:32:06 PM)
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17 |
5.06 |
- |
| 16 |
Kathy |
Okay, that is it. No more jell-o shots and makeovers in the same night!
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17 |
5.06 |
- |
| 17 |
Joel |
"Find out why everyone's talking about ABC's newest drama: Desperate Streetwalkers, Sunday 9/8 central."
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17 |
5.00 |
- |
| 18 |
Lane |
The aftermath of Michelle's first "Cat fight".
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(1)
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Cue cheesy joke drums... =)
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:08:55 PM)
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17 |
4.94 |
- |
| 19 |
Michelle |
Cat and Michelle mistakenly thought that their makeovers would help them pickup guys at the church dance, but alas, they once again spent the entire night next to the wall.
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17 |
4.94 |
- |
| 20 |
Anonymous |
Girls Gone Wild in Provo?
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(1)
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Not likely.
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:08:04 PM)
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18 |
4.89 |
- |
| 21 |
Mike K |
To get that special look, Cat sucks on a watermelon Mega Warhead while Michelle reflects upon her hurtful ex-boyfriends.
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17 |
4.82 |
- |
| 22 |
Nate |
After being banned from Wal-Mart they started hanging out at the brick wall.
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17 |
4.71 |
- |
| 23 |
Leena |
Waiting in line for the next American Idol tryouts...
|
17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 24 |
Brian |
Michelle and Cat are busted after becoming involved with an underground ring of blackmarket crockpot recipes.
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was that crockpot or crackpot??
(Mike K - May 23, 2005 05:23:38 PM)
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either would work but i think crockpor is better
(Nate - May 24, 2005 12:15:58 PM)
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 25 |
Brian |
after scoring a meager 2.54 on the POTW, Cat gives all zeros to every other caption and sulks with michelle.
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 26 |
Cray |
We'll fold our arms, but we'll be damned if we'll bow our heads too.
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herf, does brenda let you say 'damned' around the house? =)
(Mike K - May 27, 2005 12:02:06 PM)
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haha, funny you mention that...she actually DID comment on it. "Cray, did you put 'damn' on that site??"
(Lane - May 27, 2005 12:58:31 PM)
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 27 |
Casey |
Despite low sales in Utah County Victora Secrets is debuting their new "Mormon Approved" Shirts and Shorts!!
|
17 |
4.53 |
- |
| 28 |
Brent |
This is the last picture we have from these two sisters from Oz. Within a week of when this picture was taken, a house from Kansas landed on Michelle and Cat melted.
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17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 29 |
Mike K |
With a newfound attitude of defiance, Cat ‘n Grim refuse to make pies in Home Ec. and instead kick it with the f-dudes (stoners) at the ‘Smoker’s Wall’.
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17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 30 |
Lane |
Dolled up "The Bachelor" finalists after the bachelor leaves them high and dry by coming out of the closet and instead choosing the show's host...
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 31 |
Tad |
Everyone is SO beneath us! Don't even TRY picking up on us! We are too cool for our own britches!
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Major points for the use of the word "britches"
(Brent - May 25, 2005 10:05:38 PM)
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18 |
4.11 |
- |
| 32 |
Kathy |
That is the last time Michelle lets her stylist talk her into the new Flowbee hairstyle.
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17 |
4.06 |
- |
| 33 |
Mike K |
“They allure through lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness…”
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(1)
and proud of it, baby!!! :)
(Michelle - May 25, 2005 03:34:09 PM)
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17 |
4.06 |
- |
| 34 |
Mike K |
They reek of teenybopper perfume, strut around in 4-inch platform shoes, and linger late into the night in hopes of scoring a ride with that hot bullet bike guy – these are the typical mall chicks!
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17 |
4.00 |
- |
| 35 |
Casey |
Mean Girls Part II.
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(3)
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You actually SAW Mean Girls Part I? =)
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:05:16 PM)
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Didn't WE go see that one, Mike? :) (seriously)
(Lane - May 24, 2005 01:14:10 PM)
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I can't wait for part III
(Nate - May 24, 2005 02:01:04 PM)
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17 |
3.94 |
- |
| 36 |
Brent |
Michelle "You're boyfriend said it looked bad? Mine too. I mean it DOES look bad, but that is SOOOOOOOO the wrong answer!!"
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For future reference...what was the right answer?
(Lane - May 23, 2005 03:07:06 PM)
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There is never a right or wrong answer, it is ALWAYS a trick question. :)
(Anonymous - May 24, 2005 06:45:41 AM)
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Maybe you could come up with some kind of one-answer-fits-all...something like: "Honey, you could have all your facial features charred off and have a skin graft wrapped over your head and I would still think you're hot!"
(Lane - May 24, 2005 11:01:27 AM)
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wouldn't work, lane--then she'd get pissed that you were just making stuff up. :)
(Michelle - May 24, 2005 11:08:22 AM)
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17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 37 |
Brent |
Next on ESPN2, Cat and Michelle go head-to-head for the "I love you, baby, but I just can't smile" championship of the world.
|
17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 38 |
Nate |
If they wouldn't have cancelled that beauty pageant we so would have won!
|
17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 39 |
Ryan |
The North and South-going Zax meet again.
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As in "The Sneetches and Other Stories" Remember, all you children of the 80's?
(Anonymous - May 24, 2005 10:56:19 AM)
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17 |
3.82 |
- |
| 40 |
Nate |
We are holding up this wall if you wanna know.
|
17 |
3.59 |
- |
| 41 |
Anonymous |
The rapture was yesterday and were still here.
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There are so many captions so I thougth I would leave a comment on this one just to give it some attention.
(Nate - May 24, 2005 05:13:43 PM)
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18 |
3.56 |
- |
| 42 |
Nate |
As the number of captions approaches 40 the girls get an attitude knowing it will take like 30 minutes to rate them all.
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17 |
3.53 |
- |
| 43 |
Nate |
I still think Michelle is sexy.
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(5)
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Hey Michelle! You might score a date outta this!!
(Mike K - May 24, 2005 12:14:29 PM)
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guess which caption's getting a 10 from me...
(Michelle - May 24, 2005 12:21:44 PM)
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the pig one?
(Lane - May 24, 2005 01:12:31 PM)
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I would have to agree that both of these fine ladies are Sexy!!!
(Casey - May 24, 2005 02:01:04 PM)
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Cat will probably give this a 0.
(Brent - May 25, 2005 02:41:30 AM)
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17 |
3.35 |
- |
| 44 |
Anonymous |
The two little pig who didn't build their house with bricks face the big bad wolf.
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(1)
ouch--first we're hookers and now we're pigs? that's harsh... :)
(Michelle - May 24, 2005 08:56:16 AM)
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18 |
3.17 |
- |
| 45 |
Casey |
Michelle and Cat audition for the hit CBS Sitcom "Touched by an Angel!"
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(1)
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I'd hate to get touched by that angel!
(David - May 26, 2005 11:12:14 AM)
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17 |
3.12 |
- |
| 46 |
Ryan |
Two very unhappy mystery shoppers.
|
17 |
3.06 |
- |
| 47 |
Nate |
Fans of POTW show their disgust when Lane refuses to put any limit on the number of captions that can be left.
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Maybe I could come up with an algorithm that will refuse a caption whose essence has already been captured. :) (see 39)
(Lane - May 24, 2005 02:39:32 PM)
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Zeros for 42!
(Brian - May 24, 2005 03:05:21 PM)
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I see that Brian is a big fan of the multi caption usuage. For me I like to leave just one.
(Nate - May 24, 2005 04:52:14 PM)
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one caption!? yeah right nate. you're right up there with the best of em at 22. you must have written at least 4 this week.
(Brian - May 24, 2005 06:18:43 PM)
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Children! :) The official policy for contest 1 is you can leave as many captions as you want. I may or may not change this for contest 2...
(Lane - May 24, 2005 10:00:30 PM)
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Hey at least these two people are better looking then the superman spedo potw!!
(Casey - May 24, 2005 10:58:52 PM)
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This photo would be way better if all they were wearing was a superman spedo!!!!
(Nate - May 25, 2005 12:32:27 AM)
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ooh....ooh.... what about a French Cut Superman Speedo?
(Casey - May 25, 2005 07:35:49 AM)
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17 |
2.76 |
- |
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