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Jonathan |
Last week God received his first prayer out of North Korea in four decades.
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Doh! Don't you have a box of twinkies you could go pound or something? ;)
(Lane - Oct 27, 2006 12:21:39 AM)
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So tell the truth. Did my comment on #23 give you some inspiration???? :)
(Jason - Oct 27, 2006 03:14:25 PM)
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Jason - don't you think that's asking a lot, considering that Jonathan gave your top two captions tens? Man, with some people enough is never enough. :)
(Sara - Oct 27, 2006 03:51:40 PM)
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I'm sorry...I'm an EgoManiac. Is there some kind of tax credit for that?
(Jason - Oct 27, 2006 04:02:00 PM)
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Sorry, it just came to me on my way home Monday night.
(Jonathan - Oct 27, 2006 04:51:22 PM)
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As per Lane's comment, we're in a little competition on who can lose the most weight, he is slightly 2nd at that also ;)
(Jonathan - Oct 27, 2006 04:58:33 PM)
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14 |
5.79 |
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Mark |
Private Ming is seen here testing out the Korean Army's new bullet proof cup.
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15th to 4th...nice work. That has to be some kind of record. :)
(Lane - Oct 27, 2006 12:04:52 AM)
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I figured I had to do something to get my power ranking up, so I played the "crude" card (much to Sara's disapproval) and it worked! :-)
(Mark - Oct 27, 2006 11:17:37 AM)
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CRUDE crude never does well. Flirting with crude...now that sometimes pays off. :)
(Lane - Oct 27, 2006 11:31:49 AM)
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Trust me, Sara never flirts with crude... :)
(Jason - Oct 27, 2006 02:43:52 PM)
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HEY! Let's not forget that I "appreciated," to the fullest extent possible for me, this caption. It got one of my highest votes this week. It was the "brown pants" caption that took me back to the third grade and thus ruffled my more discreet sensibilities.
(Sara - Oct 27, 2006 03:03:17 PM)
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brown pants....? I don't get it. Please explain Sara... :)
(Jason - Oct 27, 2006 03:12:08 PM)
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14 |
5.71 |
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Lane |
Although the new Boy Scout policy welcomed gay scouts, they didn't exactly FEEL welcome by the troop.
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I thought this was yours, I quite enjoyed watching mine flop past it.
(Jonathan - Oct 27, 2006 08:19:36 AM)
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5.71 |
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Mark |
He should have worn his brown pants.
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With the poor level of nutrition that N. Korean's get, I'd say the green pants are probably safer! :)
(Jason - Oct 27, 2006 11:29:38 AM)
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14 |
5.21 |
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Jason |
Despite the ravings of the American media, most Chinese workers welcomed the new Walmart jobs in comparison to their old ones...
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Jason, I gave your top two both tens; I'm still laughing, they should have done better.
(Jonathan - Oct 27, 2006 08:21:47 AM)
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14 |
5.14 |
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Jason |
It was Sung's responsiblilty to make sure that North Korea's "Glorious Leader" hit the bullseye every time.
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14 |
5.00 |
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Jason |
The pay sucks but they have a great medical plan...
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HA!
(Leslie - Oct 23, 2006 06:10:16 PM)
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14 |
5.00 |
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| 8 |
Michael |
It could be worse... They could take the stool away.
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15 |
4.93 |
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Jason |
Low on funds but with plenty of personnel, the Chinese Army training commanders decided to "kill two birds with one stone."
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14 |
4.93 |
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Jonathan |
It didn't take long for the commander to realize that the new recruit Jum Pee wasn't the best choice to be the target holder.
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14 |
4.93 |
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Michael |
"This isn't worth free tuition for a couple of semesters."
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15 |
4.87 |
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Lane |
In the North Korean army, appearance is everything. Punishment for wearing white socks? An hour of "target duty".
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14 |
4.79 |
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Sara |
Who are these guys preparing to fight? The Hulk?
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I think it's a bottle of Listerine.
(Jonathan - Oct 24, 2006 02:09:18 PM)
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14 |
4.64 |
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Jonathan |
Because communism gives the same payscale for all careers, Tonka chose to stay out all night before he took his Nationalized Aptitude Assessment Test.
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As it turns out, this one was my favorite this week. Well, it tied my other favorite which was written by him of who we do not speak... :)
(Jason - Oct 27, 2006 03:10:34 PM)
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14 |
4.50 |
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Lane |
If young Chen could see the size of the red laser-sight dot...he might not be so willing to hold up the target.
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Not that you're hurtin' that bad since one of your other options came in third, but this was my favorite caption this week.
(Sara - Oct 27, 2006 03:11:32 PM)
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(Oops! Options = Captions)
(Sara - Oct 27, 2006 03:12:41 PM)
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14 |
4.50 |
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| 16 |
Sara |
Little did he know that "12" was the day's tally of target boy fatalities . . .
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14 |
4.36 |
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Jonathan |
One of five low-budget activities you can do at the Hunan State Fair.
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14 |
4.36 |
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Mark |
When Suki sees this picture of me, she'll go crazy. She loves a man in uniform.
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14 |
4.29 |
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Sara |
Jian was notoriously bad at rock-paper-scissors.
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http://www.worldrps.com/
(Anonymous - Oct 23, 2006 12:11:01 PM)
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14 |
4.21 |
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Sara |
"[Sigh] At least it's not moving target drills today . . ."
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14 |
4.21 |
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Nate |
North Korean redneck.
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4.14 |
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Mark |
Moments before holding the sign, and moments after being instructed by his commanding officer to hold the target, Chung Phoi was spotted hacking away at the stools 4 legs, shortening the height of the stool by about 2 feet.
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4.14 |
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Joel |
"I will do my duty to God and My country. I will do my duty to God and my country. I will do my duty..."
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No such thing as God in Communisim. :)
(Jason - Oct 23, 2006 02:40:28 PM)
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3.93 |
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Leslie |
fifty feet away i would have guessed this was lane ice fishing.
ten feet away i realize this guy is the smarter of the two.
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14 |
3.93 |
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Tim |
I hope this isn't the target for our second Nuke test.
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15 |
3.87 |
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Michael |
What a crappy way to spend your last minutes on earth.
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15 |
3.60 |
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Casey |
Lane, Tad, ask Casey if he wants to go out shooting with them.
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Casey, aren't you usually the one with the gun?
(Jonathan - Oct 27, 2006 08:24:34 AM)
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Yeah, most of the time. Ask Lane about his Bunny Rabbit hunting experience. It is quite a story
(Casey - Oct 27, 2006 09:26:00 AM)
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14 |
3.36 |
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| 28 |
Lane |
Having survived all but the last shooter, Private Chan is convinced he will make it through the day...then he sees Muhammad Ali step up...
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14 |
2.93 |
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April J |
"Chou wang ba dan!"
(Go ahead and ask! you know you want to know what the English translation is!)
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I don't really care.
(Jonathan - Oct 23, 2006 12:04:08 PM)
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Does it have to do with wang?
(Nate - Oct 23, 2006 01:54:33 PM)
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English Translation "Lousy Bas%&*$"
(April J - Oct 23, 2006 04:15:29 PM)
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Everybody Wang Chou tonight?
(Jonathan - Oct 24, 2006 10:02:24 AM)
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Is it "Do you want rice or noodles"?
(Jason - Oct 24, 2006 10:19:43 AM)
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14 |
2.14 |
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October 23-29, 2006
