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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Jonathan |
Bring-your-kid-to-work day didn't work out so well for the Conductors' Union.
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(2)
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I have to chuckle, last Saturday I arrogantly told Lane I would win this one, and he rolled his eyes. :)
(Jonathan - Nov 10, 2006 09:00:22 AM)
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Nice job. First and Worst. I think you should get extra points.
(Mark - Nov 10, 2006 10:56:44 AM)
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17 |
5.88 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
The "giant cardboard-cutout train dangling precariously over the interstate" trick never failed to entertain the bored UDOT workers.
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17 |
5.00 |
- |
| 3 |
Nate |
Urban trundling.
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(3)
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is trundling when you push rocks off cliffs? if so this is a funny caption.
(Nate - Nov 7, 2006 10:15:27 PM)
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Clever use of comment, Nate. I think it actually helped it...unfortunately I think it will be like 9/11 attacks...meaning can only work once. :)
(Lane - Nov 10, 2006 12:35:53 AM)
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Those that self-shill should be BANNED for a week! :)
(Jason - Nov 10, 2006 04:30:37 PM)
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17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 4 |
Lane |
"Wow, I thought a yard and a meter were the same...my bad."
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17 |
4.76 |
- |
| 5 |
Daniel |
New Orlean's Engineering Society engineers meet at the top of a bridge. "Hmmm, the simulation said that this hand rail should have held."
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17 |
4.76 |
- |
| 6 |
Michelle |
Larry: "OK, guys. We'll just tell the boss that our map didn't show this dead end."
Dirk: "But that still doesn't explain why we were driving a train on the freeway."
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17 |
4.71 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
Next on Mythbusters: If you watch movies, you know that if a vehicle starts to go over an edge, it will always stop JUST at the teetering point so as to maximize suspense and intrigue. We tested the theory over and over with several vehicles in several different scenarios and guess what. Myth: Confirmed.
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 8 |
Michelle |
"I TOLD you we should have spent that money on brakes instead of fancy yellow doors."
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 9 |
Jonathan |
A recent study on the results of serving alcoholic beverages on the metro showed an increase in mishaps, but also that passengers were more calm during the emergency.
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 10 |
William |
If Train A departs the station at 2:14pm with Engineer Lane, and Train B departs the station at 2:51p with Engineer Mike, which train will run out of track first?
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 11 |
Lane |
"Well...there go Christmas bonuses."
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 12 |
William |
"Amtrak: Come hang with us!"
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17 |
4.41 |
- |
| 13 |
Sara |
Shortly after being spurned by her long-time crush, Thomas the Tank Engine, Shiela desparately attempts to get his attention.
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17 |
4.41 |
- |
| 14 |
Lane |
"Spiderman is probably drunk at some bar...loser. In the old days this never would have happened..."
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17 |
4.35 |
- |
| 15 |
Brent |
"What the... We've come to the edge of the world. The earth really is flat. That Columbus was full of crap."
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17 |
4.35 |
- |
| 16 |
Sara |
This short-lived model was known as "the Winnebago of mass transit." What it lacked in performance and safety it more than made up for in synthetic luxury.
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 17 |
Jonathan |
Jimmy, a new purchasing agent, found that he could save some money for the metro if he ordered trains from England.
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You know, everything's backwards like their cars and hagus...my captions are tailspinning.
(Jonathan - Nov 8, 2006 05:13:29 PM)
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17 |
4.12 |
- |
| 18 |
Brent |
What you get when some people want an L-train, and some want a Subway.
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17 |
4.12 |
- |
| 19 |
Loren |
"Hey Bill, Hows it hanging?"
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17 |
3.94 |
- |
| 20 |
Jason |
Ever since King Kong joined the United Monster's Union Local 477th, he never seemed fully motivated to finish the job.
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(1)
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Nobody liked this one much. Com'on people!
(Jason - Nov 9, 2006 09:59:36 AM)
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17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 21 |
Brent |
"Well, how 'bout that. I thought that Runaway Train was just a song..."
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17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 22 |
Cassie |
The producers of "Speed 3" had a difficult time coordinating the budget and logistics of their latest venture.
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17 |
3.76 |
- |
| 23 |
Michelle |
"Whoa! Did you guys see that??? That Camaro down there just ran over a squirrel!"
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17 |
3.76 |
- |
| 24 |
Steve |
Hey, I said we need FOUR MEN watching!
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18 |
3.72 |
- |
| 25 |
William |
"Amtrak....going soused for the winter!"
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17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 26 |
Daniel |
Well, Chuck, I still think I won, your front wheels are only hangin' out there 6 feet. When I did it they were hangin' out there at least 6 and 1/2.
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17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 27 |
Allison |
Avoid commuter panic and frustration. Vote "Yes!" on Referendum 17.
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17 |
3.59 |
- |
| 28 |
Daniel |
Bob, it's a good thing you have AFLAC. They will pay all your medical bills.
But George I didn't get hurt...
Just then George kicks Bob in the nuts as Joey punches him upside the head. "What the hell man," Bob mutters as he falls to the ground.
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I thought this was hilarious, for what it's worth, which may not be much.
(Amy M - Nov 9, 2006 09:55:21 AM)
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17 |
3.35 |
- |
| 29 |
Sara |
The Tracked and the Turbulent: Off the Rails . . . crashing into a theater near you.
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17 |
3.29 |
- |
| 30 |
Jonathan |
Jenny was a little confused, but wanted to impress her new boss when he tolder her to put the car on the new cantilevered parking surface.
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Has potentail. But tolder her?
(Daniel - Nov 7, 2006 11:57:04 AM)
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Your comment has potential. But potentail? :-)
(Mark - Nov 7, 2006 04:27:15 PM)
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I still don't get the joke of the original caption...
(Jason - Nov 7, 2006 04:42:35 PM)
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Sorry, I was in a hurry. Cantilevered parking vs cantilevered surface -- I know it's stupid, like I said I was in a hurry :(
(Jonathan - Nov 8, 2006 05:05:48 PM)
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17 |
2.82 |
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November 6-12, 2006
