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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Jason |
Fortunately, Jeb's hunting companions were able to correct his misunderstanding of "mounting a turkey" just in the nick of time.
|
13 |
5.85 |
- |
2 |
Jonathan |
First to the kill, Jake installs the pop-up timer.
|
13 |
5.77 |
- |
3 |
Jason |
Doug Waterman, DVM, out on another field call. "Ok, now turn your head and cough."
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(1)
Awesome caption.
(Jonathan - Nov 20, 2006 01:13:26 PM)
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|
13 |
5.54 |
- |
4 |
Steve |
I wonder why the indians don't join us at Thanksgiving anymore? Is it because we insist on shaking hands?
|
14 |
5.29 |
- |
5 |
Lane |
Frank knew he was beginning to lose interest in hunting when, precisely during his moment of glory, he caught himself "thinking Arby's".
|
13 |
5.15 |
- |
6 |
Michelle |
Known as the "Martha Stewart of the hunting world," Darrell shows off his exquisite Thanksgiving centerpiece.
|
13 |
5.15 |
- |
7 |
Lane |
A REAL turkey hunter extracts and devours the giblets at the site of the kill.
|
13 |
5.08 |
- |
8 |
Sara |
You know you're a redneck when you go to the photo studio to pose for hunting pictures.
|
13 |
5.00 |
- |
9 |
Lane |
I sense fowl play.
|
13 |
5.00 |
- |
10 |
Jason |
Dan, the mighty bird hunter, makes sure the killing moment is preserved on film so his wife can see it later that night.
|
13 |
4.92 |
- |
11 |
Chad |
Dan got 5 additional years for molesting a turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
|
13 |
4.77 |
- |
12 |
Jonathan |
"No eggs in this one either."
|
13 |
4.69 |
- |
13 |
Loren |
John the proctologist could not help but take his work home with him.
|
13 |
4.62 |
- |
14 |
William |
"I love being in camo and hunting.....honey do you see my gun anywhere?"
|
14 |
4.57 |
- |
15 |
Michelle |
Bobby! I got one! Man, this is the weirdest lookin' duck I ever seen.
|
13 |
4.54 |
- |
16 |
William |
"As President, I did not have sexual relations with any intern or turkey"
|
14 |
4.43 |
- |
17 |
Sara |
Taken seconds before Trent learned for good that verifying a turkey is dead is key *before* handling its rump.
|
13 |
4.38 |
- |
18 |
Michelle |
"Hee hee...this feels gooey."
|
13 |
4.38 |
- |
19 |
Lane |
This photo of a human face floating mysteriously above a turkey carcass became an overnight sensation in the "belief in the paranormal" circles.
|
13 |
4.23 |
- |
20 |
Jonathan |
"Look, when I push here, the feathers fluff up."
|
13 |
4.23 |
- |
21 |
April J |
"Quick! Act like your dead! I can't let these people think I have gone all soft on em!"
|
14 |
4.14 |
- |
22 |
Sara |
"Check this out guys . . . I think I got a pregnant one!"
|
13 |
4.08 |
- |
23 |
Michael |
"This is the before picture of me showing how to skin a turkey with one pull of the legs."
|
14 |
4.07 |
- |
24 |
Sara |
Behr-ne-nehr-nehr-nehr-nehr-nehr-nehr-nehr . . .
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Is this supposed to be a chain-saw?
(Lane - Nov 21, 2006 03:54:49 PM)
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Think banjo music . . . it's a high-risk caption, but I'm hoping someone gets it . . .
(Anonymous - Nov 21, 2006 04:05:33 PM)
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You mean high-risk jumping off a cliff?
(Jonathan - Nov 21, 2006 04:41:56 PM)
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Is it the Beverly Hill Billies, cause I think that one goes Behr-nehr-nehr-nut-nut---der-der.
(Jonathan - Nov 21, 2006 04:44:20 PM)
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Nice. You were very accurate with the number of nehrs. Although I'm not sure that dude looks quite inbred enough for this caption to thoroughly give me the jibblies.
(Michelle - Nov 21, 2006 04:45:41 PM)
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Oh duh. :) Glad I asked now...
(Lane - Nov 21, 2006 05:21:03 PM)
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13 |
3.92 |
- |
25 |
Jonathan |
JD collects some Nutri-Mulch starter.
|
13 |
3.69 |
- |
26 |
Brian |
LaVerne is a three year turkey bowl champoin quarterback in his ward. "Hike!"
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the fact that this happens every time I try this again really discourages me from making a comeback. I dont doubt that this is a crappy caption, but seriously, I got beat by the behr ne nehr caption... shameful.
(Brian - Nov 25, 2006 12:44:06 AM)
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Multiple captions is the key...I almost always have one in the bottom 5. :) Don't give up, Brian...we need that Harker angle...
(Lane - Nov 25, 2006 09:06:20 AM)
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13 |
3.54 |
- |
27 |
Joel |
After the initial thrill of instantaneously destroying life wears off some hunters go to new lows to get a high.
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13 |
3.54 |
- |
28 |
Ben |
Where's Billyjoealdo?
|
14 |
2.57 |
- |
29 |
Loren |
Bill, check it out... Take a picture of the random piece of grass I found.
|
13 |
2.38 |
- |