|
Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Chris N |
The charred remains of driver #26978 were promptly delivered to his family. However, no one was home so he was left on the porch with a note on the door.
 »
«
(4)
|
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(Jason - Dec 11, 2006 11:28:08 AM)
|
|
This is awesome.
(Jonathan - Dec 11, 2006 09:38:05 PM)
|
|
Chris, you wrote this?
(Jonathan - Dec 13, 2006 01:24:22 PM)
|
|
Julie's previous highest rated single caption mark has stood since contest 1...very impressive!
(Lane - Dec 15, 2006 04:47:04 PM)
|
|
12 |
7.58 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
Lane never figured out why his mail-order bride didn't arrive.
|
12 |
6.00 |
- |
| 3 |
Jonathan |
Larrs was just about to yell "Fisher Price Chemistry Set!" when their game of 'Shake-n-Guess' abruptly concluded.
»
«
(1)
|
Why is it that when I imagine someone yelling "Fisher Price Chemistry Set!" in my head, the voice I imagine is Jordan's?
(Michelle - Dec 12, 2006 05:29:20 PM)
|
|
12 |
6.00 |
- |
| 4 |
Michelle |
"Good news, Chief! The driver's ok, and we were able to save all the packages!"
"Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure that big ski-shaped box and those packages from Circuit City are total losses. I'd better take care of those."
|
12 |
5.92 |
- |
| 5 |
Jason |
While most people are aware of the strange relationship between tornados and mobile home parks, they do not know about delivery trucks and meteors.
»
«
(1)
|
I sell manufactured homes and I am aware of no such relationship, Lane is that you mocking me again?
(Amy M - Dec 14, 2006 10:06:09 AM)
|
|
12 |
5.42 |
- |
| 6 |
Lane |
UPS always prided itself for "moving at the speed of business"...but then business passed Mach 1.
|
12 |
5.33 |
- |
| 7 |
Loren |
"Yea, yea, yea... we all know the driver died.... but what about my Wii?"
»
«
(1)
|
PS3!!
(Casey - Dec 11, 2006 09:27:18 AM)
|
|
12 |
5.17 |
- |
| 8 |
Chris N |
Following this incident, UPS refused to carry Pop Rocks and Mountain Dew in the same truck.
|
12 |
5.17 |
- |
| 9 |
Jonathan |
Johnny, a Missile Targeting Systems engineer, should have known not to track his Christmas packages from his computer at work.
|
12 |
5.08 |
- |
| 10 |
Jason |
The Palestinian UPS branch proved to be a monumentally bad decision for the company.
|
12 |
4.83 |
- |
| 11 |
Chris N |
The DHL driver disassembled his rocket launcher, put on his yellow hat, and drove away unnoticed.
|
12 |
4.75 |
- |
| 12 |
Sara |
Carl's requests to corporate for a convertible went unanswered for years. He finally decided to take matters into his own hands.
|
12 |
4.75 |
- |
| 13 |
Mike K |
FedEx - 1
UPS - 0
|
12 |
4.75 |
- |
| 14 |
Lane |
Newly widowed Susanna Tate USED to think spontaneous human combustion was just a load of hooey...
|
12 |
4.67 |
- |
| 15 |
Mike K |
FedEx changed things up this year at their annual fundraising party. Instead of $1 per sledgehammer swing at an old car, they tried $50 per pipe bomb toss at an old UPS truck.
|
12 |
4.58 |
- |
| 16 |
Lane |
Feeling the competitive pressure from the US Postal Service, UPS decides to launch a new ad campaign and one up their rival's slogan: "Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night...nor rocket propelled grenades...stays these courageous couriers from..."
|
12 |
4.58 |
- |
| 17 |
Michelle |
When UPS drivers go postal...
|
12 |
4.42 |
- |
| 18 |
Mike K |
Luckily the driver was wearing brown pants.
»
«
(4)
|
Mark . . . is that you again?
(Sara - Dec 12, 2006 12:03:42 PM)
|
|
Not Mark again. I felt a little bad 'cause I remember he used the brown pants reference several weeks ago. I thought it was appropriate, though.
(Anonymous - Dec 12, 2006 03:03:37 PM)
|
|
poop joke = 0 bomb from Sara
(Jason - Dec 12, 2006 03:34:19 PM)
|
|
Oh, sorry . . . didn't really mean to point that out. I just like to give Mark crap. (Hee hee!)
(Sara - Dec 12, 2006 03:34:52 PM)
|
|
12 |
4.17 |
- |
| 19 |
Marc |
Zeke, the UPS driver, had no idea his Taco Bell diet and his smoking habit would produce devastating effects when he lit one up in a small, confined space.
|
13 |
4.15 |
- |
| 20 |
Jonathan |
After injesting a deadly combination of cheese and broccoli, Doug Heffernan exploded.
|
12 |
4.08 |
- |
| 21 |
Loren |
Jordan takes personal offense to the color brown as that is the color of their "Shiite God"
»
«
(5)
|
I dont think people are getting the "Shiite" double meaning in this one....
(Anonymous - Dec 12, 2006 10:00:11 AM)
|
|
How are you coming to this conclusion before voting even begins?? :)
(Lane - Dec 12, 2006 10:04:32 AM)
|
|
Holy Shiite! That's a good caption.
(Jason - Dec 12, 2006 11:18:51 AM)
|
|
Maybe because it's a long stretch for my assonance, but euphony anyways. :)
(Jonathan - Dec 12, 2006 01:54:41 PM)
|
|
Well you have to be sure that Sarah understands so that she zero bombs the comment for the correct reasons.
(Anonymous - Dec 12, 2006 05:01:18 PM)
|
|
12 |
3.92 |
- |
| 22 |
Jonathan |
The new accountant-inspired plastic trucks didn't really pay off after a few speed bumps and a cup of McDonald's coffee.
|
12 |
3.92 |
- |
| 23 |
Jason |
Most people laughed at the politically expedient panic cries of the Left until the day that Global Warming, the Bird Flu, cell phone usage, trans fats, and the 2nd amendment all came together in an unpredictable cosmic convergence of circumstnaces for one poor UPS driver from Flint, MI.
|
12 |
3.75 |
- |
| 24 |
Mike K |
Celine Dion used to be a nobody. Then one day while delivering packages and singing along to some Christmas tunes, she hit that really high note in O Holy Night and discovered she really had a voice.
|
12 |
3.58 |
- |
| 25 |
Jason |
Toonces' first job didn't exactly work out.
|
12 |
3.42 |
- |
| 26 |
Ben |
Tom Hanks exhibits classic symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.
»
«
(2)
|
Is there some Internet sequel I'm unaware of in which he works for UPS now? ;)
(Sara - Dec 11, 2006 11:36:55 AM)
|
|
Hey, give the man a break. His best friend is a volley ball for crying out loud... :)
(Jason - Dec 11, 2006 11:40:06 AM)
|
|
12 |
3.33 |
- |
| 27 |
Sara |
Those silly insurgent pranksters mistook "ups" for "oops." Somewhere in Iraq they're prancing around with their AK-47s chanting "ups, ups, ups!" and thinking themselves so clever.
|
12 |
3.25 |
- |
| 28 |
Lane |
Crispy Brown.
»
«
(3)
|
test
(Lane - Dec 13, 2006 04:16:15 PM)
|
|
lane's testing his new 'i win' button for the next contest...=)
(Mike K - Dec 13, 2006 05:07:31 PM)
|
|
He seems to test it a lot. :)
(Michelle - Dec 13, 2006 05:13:04 PM)
|
|
12 |
2.75 |
- |
| 29 |
Sara |
Speed 2 was a flop, but Speed 5 looks to be a total bomb.
»
«
(4)
|
hey, don't blame me. I gave you a 5
(Jason - Dec 15, 2006 12:20:03 AM)
|
|
I'm just proud to be the bottom feeder . . . :p
(Sara - Dec 15, 2006 01:57:32 PM)
|
|
Co-bottom feeder. :)
(Lane - Dec 15, 2006 02:45:49 PM)
|
|
Nice . . .
(Sara - Dec 15, 2006 07:12:52 PM)
|
|
12 |
2.75 |
- |
December 11-17, 2006
