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December 11-17, 2006
Week 10 of 13 | Contest 7

Photo Info: This is an upload from Jordan. Apparently "brown" won't being doing much for anyone, at least not this truck...

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Chris N

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Chris N The charred remains of driver #26978 were promptly delivered to his family. However, no one was home so he was left on the porch with a note on the door. Add a Comment View Comments (4) 12 7.58 -
2 Michelle Lane never figured out why his mail-order bride didn't arrive. Add a Comment 12 6.00 -
3 Jonathan Larrs was just about to yell "Fisher Price Chemistry Set!" when their game of 'Shake-n-Guess' abruptly concluded. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 12 6.00 -
4 Michelle "Good news, Chief! The driver's ok, and we were able to save all the packages!"
"Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure that big ski-shaped box and those packages from Circuit City are total losses. I'd better take care of those." Add a Comment
12 5.92 -
5 Jason While most people are aware of the strange relationship between tornados and mobile home parks, they do not know about delivery trucks and meteors. Add a Comment View Comments (1) 12 5.42 -
6 Lane UPS always prided itself for "moving at the speed of business"...but then business passed Mach 1. Add a Comment 12 5.33 -
7 Loren "Yea, yea, yea... we all know the driver died.... but what about my Wii?" Add a Comment View Comments (1) 12 5.17 -
8 Chris N Following this incident, UPS refused to carry Pop Rocks and Mountain Dew in the same truck. Add a Comment 12 5.17 -
9 Jonathan Johnny, a Missile Targeting Systems engineer, should have known not to track his Christmas packages from his computer at work. Add a Comment 12 5.08 -
10 Jason The Palestinian UPS branch proved to be a monumentally bad decision for the company. Add a Comment 12 4.83 -
11 Chris N The DHL driver disassembled his rocket launcher, put on his yellow hat, and drove away unnoticed. Add a Comment 12 4.75 -
12 Sara Carl's requests to corporate for a convertible went unanswered for years. He finally decided to take matters into his own hands. Add a Comment 12 4.75 -
13 Mike K FedEx - 1
UPS - 0 Add a Comment
12 4.75 -
14 Lane Newly widowed Susanna Tate USED to think spontaneous human combustion was just a load of hooey... Add a Comment 12 4.67 -
15 Mike K FedEx changed things up this year at their annual fundraising party. Instead of $1 per sledgehammer swing at an old car, they tried $50 per pipe bomb toss at an old UPS truck. Add a Comment 12 4.58 -
16 Lane Feeling the competitive pressure from the US Postal Service, UPS decides to launch a new ad campaign and one up their rival's slogan: "Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night...nor rocket propelled grenades...stays these courageous couriers from..." Add a Comment 12 4.58 -
17 Michelle When UPS drivers go postal... Add a Comment 12 4.42 -
18 Mike K Luckily the driver was wearing brown pants. Add a Comment View Comments (4) 12 4.17 -
19 Marc Zeke, the UPS driver, had no idea his Taco Bell diet and his smoking habit would produce devastating effects when he lit one up in a small, confined space. Add a Comment 13 4.15 -
20 Jonathan After injesting a deadly combination of cheese and broccoli, Doug Heffernan exploded. Add a Comment 12 4.08 -
21 Loren Jordan takes personal offense to the color brown as that is the color of their "Shiite God" Add a Comment View Comments (5) 12 3.92 -
22 Jonathan The new accountant-inspired plastic trucks didn't really pay off after a few speed bumps and a cup of McDonald's coffee. Add a Comment 12 3.92 -
23 Jason Most people laughed at the politically expedient panic cries of the Left until the day that Global Warming, the Bird Flu, cell phone usage, trans fats, and the 2nd amendment all came together in an unpredictable cosmic convergence of circumstnaces for one poor UPS driver from Flint, MI. Add a Comment 12 3.75 -
24 Mike K Celine Dion used to be a nobody. Then one day while delivering packages and singing along to some Christmas tunes, she hit that really high note in O Holy Night and discovered she really had a voice. Add a Comment 12 3.58 -
25 Jason Toonces' first job didn't exactly work out. Add a Comment 12 3.42 -
26 Ben Tom Hanks exhibits classic symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Add a Comment View Comments (2) 12 3.33 -
27 Sara Those silly insurgent pranksters mistook "ups" for "oops." Somewhere in Iraq they're prancing around with their AK-47s chanting "ups, ups, ups!" and thinking themselves so clever. Add a Comment 12 3.25 -
28 Lane Crispy Brown. Add a Comment View Comments (3) 12 2.75 -
29 Sara Speed 2 was a flop, but Speed 5 looks to be a total bomb. Add a Comment View Comments (4) 12 2.75 -