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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
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You |
1 |
Brad |
When her doctor told her to get in shape, Doris decided to make as many unique shapes as she could.
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(2)
very creative caption!
(Leslie - Jan 24, 2007 10:26:34 AM)
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I would not call them unique.....
(William - Jan 24, 2007 12:43:40 PM)
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23 |
6.00 |
- |
2 |
Loren |
Just wait till the seven years of famine arrive, then we’ll see whose laughing.
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23 |
5.74 |
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3 |
Michelle |
After years of trial and error, Debbie finally figured out the perfect way to smuggle foreign babies into the country.
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23 |
5.48 |
- |
4 |
Brad |
In an effort to lose a few unsightly pounds, Francine decided to take a lesson from her favorite childhood toy (the playdough extruder) and pushed herself through a small hole.
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23 |
5.43 |
- |
5 |
Terry |
The siamese Booty sisters dominated the national musical chairs competition for the seventh straight year.
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24 |
5.42 |
- |
6 |
Michelle |
"Mom was right. Those hams went straight to my hips."
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23 |
5.39 |
- |
7 |
Jason |
Sister Johnson misunderstood last year's talk by President Baker regarding keeping a Year's Supply.
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23 |
5.17 |
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8 |
William |
"Umm....sure, I'll Biggie size it."
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23 |
5.13 |
- |
9 |
Lane |
SWF looking for SWM. Msmts: 36-75-250. Loves to cook!
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23 |
5.13 |
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10 |
Jason |
Brenda has been in the singles ward for over 7 frustraiting years. All the guys in her stake must be total losers because she has not been asked out once yet.
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(2)
I think she has also been moving from steak to steak....
(William - Jan 22, 2007 12:19:14 PM)
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lol...sweet comment!
(Mike K - Jan 22, 2007 05:17:49 PM)
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23 |
5.04 |
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11 |
Jonathan |
Welfare and food stamps are obviously winning in the fight against hunger.
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23 |
5.04 |
- |
12 |
Nate |
View from the second row at an Addicted to McDonalds Anonymous meeting.
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23 |
4.96 |
- |
13 |
Lane |
When the LDS church commissioned them to create a "more durable, longer-lasting folding chair", ACME chair company knew JUST who to bring in for testing.
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23 |
4.91 |
- |
14 |
Loren |
If reincarnation is true… I pray that I don’t come back as a chair!
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23 |
4.87 |
- |
15 |
Brent |
D.I. loves it when this woman donates old clothes. With one pair of this woman's pants, they have enough material to clothe a whole family for 5 years.
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23 |
4.87 |
- |
16 |
William |
"Hey, does this chair make me look fat?"
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23 |
4.83 |
- |
17 |
Sara |
DahRell was more than happy with his choice--he was getting a wife and a body pillow all in one.
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23 |
4.78 |
- |
18 |
Brent |
Bertha didn't quite understand the that "You eat an elephant one bite at a time." was just a figure of speak.
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23 |
4.78 |
- |
19 |
Jonathan |
The new home health care assistant couldn't figure out which crack to wipe.
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23 |
4.74 |
- |
20 |
Loren |
Jenny still has hopes that Sir Mix-a-lot will join the ward.
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23 |
4.65 |
- |
21 |
Lane |
I don't know what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object...but I can tell you what happens to a wimpy folding chair.
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23 |
4.65 |
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22 |
Brent |
I've heard of people being so fat that they need two chairs, one for each cheek. This woman needs 3 chair, yes, one for each cheek.
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23 |
4.57 |
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23 |
William |
"Welcome to Wal-Mart!"
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23 |
4.48 |
- |
24 |
Leslie |
it is certainly a rare glimpse for climbers to see the backside of the tetons.
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23 |
4.48 |
- |
25 |
Loren |
Due to past incidents, Margret has now been restricted to only the "on bottom" sexual positions.
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(1)
good grief!
(Leslie - Jan 22, 2007 09:17:34 PM)
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23 |
4.35 |
- |
26 |
Jonathan |
"It was the wierdest thing, I got off my bike and my seat was gone."
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23 |
4.26 |
- |
27 |
Leslie |
sitting at the airport waiting for her flight, stella would have never believed that amount of friends that she would make as their fiery 747 crashed into the ocean.
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(1)
...and a good source of food too in case they end up on a uncharted island. :)
(Jason - Jan 22, 2007 11:41:34 PM)
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23 |
4.26 |
- |
28 |
Jonathan |
If your hog has triple carb intake, you really need to have triple port exhaust as well.
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23 |
4.17 |
- |
29 |
Leslie |
i think dumbo finally found his mother.
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23 |
4.17 |
- |
30 |
Joel |
A good signal to change your diet is when your body parts resemble Little Debbies and Hostess products magnified 100X.
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23 |
4.13 |
- |
31 |
Sara |
Hey, that elephant is eating a chair...and...it has two trunks...oh, wait, what? WOAH!!
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23 |
4.13 |
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32 |
Mark |
C'mon guys, be nice. Maybe she's pregnant.
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probably a glad problem...
(Jason - Jan 23, 2007 02:36:05 PM)
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Maybe but humans don’t give birth in litters.
(Loren - Jan 23, 2007 02:40:09 PM)
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sorry, I meant GLAND problem.... duh
(Jason - Jan 23, 2007 05:05:14 PM)
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23 |
4.04 |
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33 |
Jason |
This year at the stake conference session the kids stayed quiet and occupied the whole time by watching the lady in front of us and the seam of her pants as it slowly gave way.
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23 |
4.00 |
- |
34 |
Nate |
Is that an elephant in your pants or are you just fat?
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23 |
4.00 |
- |
35 |
Lane |
"The new GLAD ForceFlex trash bags...need we say more?"
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23 |
4.00 |
- |
36 |
Joel |
You might be overweight if.......... You see a picture of the grand canyon and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
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23 |
3.96 |
- |
37 |
Jason |
Deep in the Black Projects department at Lockheed's Skunkworks, engenieers are testing nearly indestructable "SuperPants" for the 21st century solider.
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I love stretchy pants.
(Jonathan - Jan 22, 2007 01:49:24 PM)
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23 |
3.91 |
- |
38 |
Nate |
Another reason why diet soda was invented.
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23 |
3.91 |
- |
39 |
Sara |
Well, surgical removal was an option, but when it came right down to it convenience won out. Yep, wherever Patty goes, SALT4 goes.
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23 |
3.91 |
- |
40 |
Ben |
Holy crap . . .
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(1)
Nothing holy about it.
(Michelle - Jan 22, 2007 05:11:40 PM)
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23 |
3.87 |
- |
41 |
Michelle |
"Hi, my name is Grimace, and I'm an alcoholic."
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(1)
And apparently, he's eaten Mayor McCheese.
(Jason - Jan 23, 2007 05:14:12 PM)
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23 |
3.87 |
- |
42 |
Brent |
Look, everyone, the beached whale can do tricks. Watch this: Sit!
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23 |
3.78 |
- |
43 |
Leslie |
"stella stole the cookies from the cookie jar!" "who me?" "yes you!" ".......yeah......i guess i did........"
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This was my very favorite caption this week! I mean who didn't use to sing that song on family road trips?
(Amy M - Jan 25, 2007 09:57:53 AM)
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i'm SO glad!
(Leslie - Jan 25, 2007 01:52:08 PM)
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23 |
3.65 |
- |
44 |
Mark |
Betty Jo sitting on Santa's lap - Christmas 2005
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23 |
3.57 |
- |
45 |
Miranda |
I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.....only a hippopotamus will dooooo....
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24 |
3.38 |
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46 |
William |
Hey there camelback girl.....
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I KNEW IT! i knew this was your caption will! i could just hear you saying it when i read it! HA!
(Leslie - Jan 26, 2007 12:17:37 AM)
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Oh I sing it babe....
(Alison - Jan 26, 2007 01:01:21 AM)
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23 |
3.00 |
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47 |
Sara |
Jimmy: Yeah, speaking of trunks, Robbie...your girlfriend has a lot of junk in... Jimmy's girlfriend: Jimmmmyyy... Jimmy: ...er, SPUNK, I mean spunk.
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23 |
3.00 |
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