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Nate |
...and that's where baby scooters come from.
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Sure is messy.
(Jonathan - Feb 1, 2007 10:16:52 PM)
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16 |
6.19 |
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Jonathan |
After months of nagging for an Italian ride comparable to her husband's, Sharon's husband gave her a Vespa; then she made it comparable.
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5.75 |
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Brad |
Walt Disney and Pixar present: Cars
*Unrated and Uncut!!*
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Pssst..Your differential is showing!
(Jason - Jan 29, 2007 01:32:44 PM)
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So that's why they call him Mater.
(Jonathan - Jan 29, 2007 02:05:54 PM)
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16 |
5.75 |
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| 4 |
Jeff T |
Why yes, she DID get the Ferrari in the divorce, but let's just say that's been taken care of.
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16 |
5.25 |
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Jason |
When vehicles are allowed to breed in the wild, it can be dangerous...
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Baby hybrids.
(Jonathan - Jan 29, 2007 04:20:54 PM)
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5.00 |
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Jason |
Murphy's Law: After 20 years of marriage, Jim had FINALLY convinced his wife to let him buy that Ferrari he'd always wanted. He couldn't drive it just yet because he hadn't yet added it to his insurance policy so for now he would just enjoy sitting in the drivers seat while in the garage....
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16 |
5.00 |
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| 7 |
Jeff T |
I like to refer to this photo as "My son's last day on Earth".
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4.88 |
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Michelle |
No longer confined to the U.S. Congress, the bitter animosity between Republicans and Democrats was spilling over into the once quiet streets of suburban America.
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Sweet, the Republicans are the Ferrari!
(Sara - Jan 29, 2007 10:58:14 AM)
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That scooter must be from the green party! :)
(Jason - Jan 29, 2007 10:59:22 AM)
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I thought Democrats didn't like violence or non-eco-friendly dual exhaust trucks.
(Jonathan - Jan 29, 2007 01:01:29 PM)
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Does the "Sweet, the Republicans are the Ferrari!" comment mean, "Sweet, the Republicans are the cooler car," or "Sweet, the Republicans are getting their asses kicked?"
(Michelle - Jan 30, 2007 12:17:27 PM)
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Definitely the Republicans are the cooler car, not to mention how quick Democrats are to attack the Republicans when they're just sitting in their own garage minding their own business. (JK, well, not really, but you know what I mean . . .)
(Sara - Jan 30, 2007 03:52:19 PM)
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The Ford was probably just mad because the Ferrari had more money which obviously was stolen or exploited from someone else who naturally deserves some of the Ferrari's money... :)
(Jason - Jan 30, 2007 05:10:07 PM)
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Obviously, the Ford is the democrat. Mounting everything possible ya know.....
(Jason - Jan 30, 2007 05:13:53 PM)
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4.88 |
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Lane |
Question on driver license test...
The driver of the blue truck failed to:
A) slow to a safe speed before the curve.
B) use left turn signal light to give warning to other drivers.
C) use high beams for best visibility.
D) check for Ferraris before pulling into garage.
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I thought this one was great.
(Jonathan - Feb 1, 2007 08:40:43 AM)
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I agree, this was my favorite
(David - Feb 1, 2007 01:58:28 PM)
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16 |
4.88 |
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| 10 |
Steve |
huh! Ford came out on top of Ferrari. Must have been a good year.
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4.76 |
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Jonathan |
Before Joey wrecked his vehicles, he was often seen cruisin' state or going to a rodeo; nowadays he just hangs out at the cyber-cafe.
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You were robbed. This one is my favorite.
(Brad - Feb 1, 2007 09:07:52 AM)
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Thanks, I probably offended a few who were actually voting from the cyber-cafe, helmet in hand, visions of James Dean in the head.
(Jonathan - Feb 1, 2007 09:50:21 AM)
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16 |
4.75 |
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| 12 |
Cassie |
Their last game of chicken ended in a tie.
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16 |
4.69 |
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| 13 |
Lane |
"If you buy me that blue F-150...you can have your precious Ferrari."
"But honey, you don't know how to drive a stick."
"I'll learn..."
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4.69 |
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Jason |
Ah, Canadians. They crack me up!
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16 |
4.50 |
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| 15 |
Sara |
When road rage follows you home . . .
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16 |
4.38 |
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| 16 |
Lane |
Have you driven a Ford over a Ferrari lately?
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16 |
4.38 |
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Leslie |
Man 1: "Tough luck!"
Man 2: "What are you going to do about the Ferrari!?!"
Man 3: "Well... first, I guess I ought to replace the 'new car' freshner with traditional 'vanilla'."
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4.38 |
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Brad |
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!! Ex-wives get revenge in the Delta Center! Bigfoot doesn't hold a candle to these middle-aged mothers!
"I'll show him a mid-life crisis!" – Becky (the bruiser) Morris
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4.31 |
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Jonathan |
When the pizza guy gets his addresses screwed up someone gets a free pizza, when Ty Pennington gets the address wrong...
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16 |
4.19 |
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David |
Honey, the break pedal is the big one on the left.
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4.12 |
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Jonathan |
The ambivalent nature of running a meth house.
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You know, cause drug dealers drive Ferraris.
(Jonathan - Feb 1, 2007 12:08:47 PM)
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And their clients are lousy drivers . . .
(Sara - Feb 1, 2007 02:37:41 PM)
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4.12 |
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Anonymous |
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Must have been the owner of the Ferrari...speechless. :)
(Lane - Jan 29, 2007 04:41:32 PM)
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I gave this one a 10 for being concise and easy to read. :)
(Michelle - Feb 1, 2007 02:00:11 PM)
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Yeah, and no gramatical errors.
(Jonathan - Feb 1, 2007 02:59:37 PM)
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(Jordan H - Feb 1, 2007 08:01:17 PM)
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4.00 |
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Lane |
It's a serene morning in the suburbs. A man in his bathrobe lazily waters the flowers in his front yard. Then suddenly a deafening noise from the garage...
LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST.
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3.69 |
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Casey |
Ferrari $120,000.00
Ford Truck $30,000.00
Moped $Priceles...
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3.65 |
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| 25 |
Kelli |
Death to all gas guzzlers!
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Yeah, let's ride ethanol scooters to the drum circle!
(Jonathan - Jan 30, 2007 08:55:01 AM)
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3.59 |
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Terry |
What the... Who busted my tail-light?!? and I'm due for an inspection too!!!
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If this "tailight" caption was before mine, then I'm sorry, I handn't seen it when I posted. If yours came after mine, then #$@%$@!!!!!! Either way, we are both getting hosed this week. :)
(Jason - Feb 1, 2007 02:17:06 PM)
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3.35 |
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Sara |
Yep, that Billy Bob has got one reckless sense of humor. Looks like he's been bragging about the "blue dart's" "gas mileage" again.
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3.12 |
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| 28 |
Jason |
The real questrion is, who knocked out that truck's tailight?
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Is "questrion" a subtle jumble of "question" and "equestrian" because of the horse symbol on the Ferrarri? ;)
(Jonathan - Feb 2, 2007 11:43:26 AM)
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Ooops. :)
(Jason - Feb 3, 2007 09:42:35 AM)
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2.81 |
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Brian |
'Merika: Love it or leave it
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Is 'Merika Jamaican or some slang for America? I thought Merika was a name like "Mer I ka". Still not sure I'm connecting all the dots.
(Jonathan - Feb 1, 2007 08:48:20 AM)
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I haven't got a clue either
(Brad - Feb 1, 2007 04:40:47 PM)
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2.00 |
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January 29-February 4, 2007
