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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Michelle |
While Kaylee distracted Mickey with her crotch-kicking tantrum, Jessica made off with Mickey's wallet and special edition Tinkerbell watch.
|
16 |
5.88 |
- |
2 |
Lane |
I believe I see a couple mouskaTEARS.
|
16 |
5.44 |
- |
3 |
Mark |
Having learned about the Bubonic plague in her kindergarten class, Cindy decides to exact a little revenge.
|
16 |
5.38 |
- |
4 |
Brad |
Mickey simply couldn't take it anymore. After fifty years of entertaining children, he was dying to know what they tasted like.
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(1)
This one, along with Michelle's "codpiece" one were my favorites.
(Mark - Mar 2, 2007 10:02:21 AM)
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|
16 |
5.12 |
- |
5 |
Nate |
The reason Mickey's voice is so high.
|
17 |
5.00 |
- |
6 |
Michelle |
Fortunately for Mickey, the Characters Union had just recently won its quest to require reinforced steel codpieces be built into male costumes.
|
16 |
4.81 |
- |
7 |
Mark |
Unbeknownst to the public, in 1974 Mickey fought a courageous battle with testicular cancer. He prevailed, but his tumor-ridden testicles are now locked away in the Disney Vaults. Therefore, Suzy's kick, though well placed, missed by nearly ¼ mile, and the mouse continued, unfazed, to gnaw at her head.
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(3)
Funniest comment ever!!!!!!
(Loren - Mar 1, 2007 01:44:18 PM)
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i totally agree.
(Leslie - Mar 1, 2007 05:42:44 PM)
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I think Loren and Leslies votes should count for more.
(Mark - Mar 2, 2007 09:59:45 AM)
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|
16 |
4.75 |
- |
8 |
Alison |
As soon as little Suzy saw Mickey for the first time she just had to show him her Mousercise moves.
|
16 |
4.75 |
- |
9 |
Sara |
Not exactly the kind of magic Jason was expecting at his new dream job...
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(1)
...beats the job I have now. :(
(Jason - Feb 27, 2007 10:02:39 AM)
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|
16 |
4.50 |
- |
10 |
Lane |
Katie shows Mickey what she thinks of Disneyland's $83 admission price.
|
16 |
4.50 |
- |
11 |
Michelle |
Sensing that this photo would produce a record low number of captions on POTW, Gracie tries unsuccessfully to run out of the frame.
|
16 |
4.44 |
- |
12 |
Sara |
Mickey was mortified when his picture showed up on the "What Not To Do" slide of the annual Disney Employee Training presentation on appropriate child relations.
|
16 |
4.44 |
- |
13 |
Jason |
"What??? Eight bucks just to get my photo with you? Why you greedy son of a .....!!!"
|
16 |
4.38 |
- |
14 |
Lane |
Little Cindy was more of a Warner Bros. kinda gal...and she wasn't afraid to show it.
|
16 |
4.38 |
- |
15 |
Brad |
M-I-C...See you real soon...K-E-Y...WHY ARE YOU KICKING ME IN THE CROTCH!!?!...OW...STOP IT...I BRUISE EASILY!!
|
16 |
4.19 |
- |
16 |
Lane |
Women's fear of mice is age independent...
|
16 |
4.19 |
- |
17 |
Mark |
After years of frustration from being in the shadow of Mickey Mouse, Goofy finally hired some “help” from budgethitman.com. He should have realized that something was amiss when he was told that as payment, they wanted 2,000 pieces of bubblegum.
|
16 |
4.12 |
- |
18 |
Leslie |
Sue to her little sister, "Go find Mater or Nemo! I'll take care of this monochromatic 2D character."
|
16 |
4.12 |
- |
19 |
Jason |
Luckily, the employee wearing the Mickey costume was married; his balls were long since gone.
|
16 |
4.12 |
- |
20 |
Sara |
"Did Goofy tell you tha...hey, stop that! I did NOT dump Minnie to go after Cinderella.....Goofy!"
|
16 |
4.06 |
- |
21 |
Mark |
Adopted daughter of feminists Laura and Susan McGuire, Jenny didn’t take kindly to Mickey calling her “toots.”
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(2)
So true, so true, so much like real life. I gave it a 10.
(Jonathan - Mar 1, 2007 02:45:41 PM)
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I wondered if anybody would really get this or think it was funny. I guess only Jonathon did. :-)
(Mark - Mar 2, 2007 10:01:01 AM)
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|
16 |
4.00 |
- |
22 |
Joel |
Mickey watched so many Disney movies that the subliminal messages got to him.
|
16 |
3.75 |
- |
23 |
Nate |
Terrorists are now using children to infiltrate Disneyland.
|
17 |
3.00 |
- |
24 |
David |
Mikey: Mmmm.... I like to eat little girls. Get in my belly! Chow Lin: Schi-hao Sally, cho ling lang (Sorry Sally, every girl for herself!)
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(3)
Wow, you can speak French.
(Jonathan - Feb 26, 2007 04:42:31 PM)
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French but with a bit of a German accent.
(Nate - Feb 27, 2007 05:42:41 PM)
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I thought this one was way better than 3rd to last place.
(Mark - Mar 2, 2007 10:03:52 AM)
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|
16 |
2.94 |
- |
25 |
Jason |
Regrettably, Greg's daughter had not been taught a love for Mickey.
|
16 |
2.25 |
- |
26 |
David |
Let me go you stupid perverted mouse! Take that!
|
16 |
2.19 |
- |